We are the laughingstock of the world. Everything is a distraction.

A bear was caught red-handed breaking into a parked U-Haul van in North Carolina and making off with a bag in its mouth. abcnews.com/video/133461...

“If President Trump has put a height-weight-body-ratio rule in place, how the hell am I getting into the cage fight?” — Steven Cheung

Xi and Putin signed 42 documents: a joint statement plus 20 agreements covering trade, energy, science, etc. While Xi publicly took a few swipes at the US. Trump got deals “in principle”, no joint statements or treaty announcements. Basically handshake deals on Boeing, beef, soybeans and bluster.

“I don’t care about Americans’ finances or my poll numbers, as long as I have Milli Vanilli at my birthday bash.” - Senile Satan

Ted Lieu: “Instead of North Korea-style cabinet meetings where everyone kisses Trump’s ass, come clean. There’s something wrong with Trump. He keeps going to the hospital and getting cognitive tests. We haven’t seen him in eight days.” courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

Kash Patel when he heard there were shots outside the White House.

Reporter: “Are you attending your son’s wedding?” Donald Trump: “He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.” 🥴 Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

60 Minutes confirms Iran is bypassing the US blockade and exporting 100,000 more barrels of oil per day than before the war. Most of it is reportedly going to China.

Not the Steve Miller Band we wanted. I did Nazi this coming.

⭕Les colons #Israéliens ont coupé des oliviers sur les terres des #Palestiniens dans la communauté d'« #Abu-Fazaa », près du village #d'AlTayba, au Nord de #Ramallah, en #Cisjordanie occupée. #Quds-News-Network

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💥The moment a Ruzzian air defense system hits a appartment building in Ryazan.

🟧 Écolos, la grande répression : « 17 interpellations, 5 jours de garde à vue pour être finalement acquittés » Nicolas Batista, militant au sein de la legal team de Rouen, convoqué #AuPoste pour revenir sur le rouleau compresseur face auquel les militant·es s’organisent.

Let It Be by The Beatles. Happy Election Day! If you live in California, vote yes on 50! If you live in San Francisco, next year, vote for Saikat Chakrabarti! @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #graffiti #california #sf #elections #prop50 #saikatforcongress #artandpolitics

#HotMilk Live in Minneapolis! (Thread) 🔥🥛 @firstavenue.bsky.social

We found the YuMe Star Wars Dark Side Cosbi Bobble-Head Collection for sale. This series features nine figures including Savage Opress, General Grievous, and Darth Sidious. Each blind box contains a figure roughly 8 centimeters tall with a collection card and connectible puzzle base.

FINAL: Royals 5, Mariners 0 #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Ayer estuvimos dando la Jornada 15 de División de Honor Senior entre el Baeza C.F. y el Atlético Marbella Paraíso junto con otros compañeros de Jaén en Juego que emitian por su canal de YouTube y por RFAFTV. Señal por: Marbella Directo. Narrado por: Diego Partida.

US-Iran Agreement Shifts Global Oil Markets Amid North Korea Developments #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

Global Updates: Middle East Developments, Regional Diplomacy, and US Rallies #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

260523 01.00 Novorossiysk It's flaring up. It's just great, there are reservoirs there just like in Perm, so it will keep burning for a very long time. t.me/exilenova_pl...

Nick Fuentes on Trump's war against Iran: “You are a demonic force. You are a liar. You are diabolical. You are a traitor.”

Superspeed Frozen Spear Sorcerer for Diablo 4 Season 13 — gear, paragon, rotation, and boss burst tips to hit quadrillion damage. Full guide: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/diab... #Diablo4 #D4Season13 #FrozenSpear #Sorcerer #Speedfarm #ARPG #Gaming #Loot #Endgame #Blizzard

🌞 🌵 London Victoria gets a summer garden makeover to highlight the impact of climate change on the railway. Inspired by the Chelsea Flower Show, it highlights the damaging effects of heat on the railway and innovations to tackle them: 👉 https://bit.ly/4wQ0WL5 #HotRailway

A space where kindness & compassion rule. No drama. Just UFOs & the paranormal. Come join us at What It Means To Be Human. Launch episode here! youtu.be/9A2Q0RY9xB0 Remember to be curious - the universe is bigger than we know! www.tobehumanshow.com ✉️ hello@tobehumanshow.com

Happy hump day everyone

Vince McMahon "you're fired" green screen

Quem diria que a Ucrânia está treinando os mercenários para aprender a transportar armas e drogas com drones para o Comando Vermelho? Engraçado que tem muita gente que não consegue sair de lá. Esses caras entram e saem de lá treinadinhos 🤔

Kinda wild that this is the same league as the Cubs. Wildly different experience.

No one can convince me this was a normal IPL match 😭💀 The decisions… the field placements… the dropped chances… everything felt straight out of CID episode today 😂🔥 At this point IPL scriptwriters deserve Man of the Match award 😭

Scrub a dub dub three ducks in the tub 🛁 🦆🦆🦆

“Bryan Betancur is a random bottom feeder. Fuck yeah. Disgusting!” says Jake Lang, a fellow J6er and Christian nationalist. Lang held a gathering of J6ers and Proud Boys outside of the White House today.

NEWS: Global protections secured for striped hyena and giant otter at #CMSCOP15. For both, said WCS’s Susan Lieberman, “conservation success will depend on countries working together across entire ecosystems.” 🌏 t.co/mmWHLz1Pgh

🇮🇱 An expansion of IDF control over Gaza to 70% has been ordered by Netanyahu. 64% is already held. Before October 2023, zero percent was controlled.

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Alex Poyner Art "Based in London and inspired by little harbours, racing yachts, and rolling countryside, Alex creates bold contemporary screen-prints full of movement, colour, and coastal character." www.alexpoyner.com (You might want to turn down the vol. The squeegee screeches are harsh) #art

Reunião do Katseye com BTS

⛔ 🆘 #BREAKING: New research cited from the #CatoInstitute reportedly found only about 5% of #ICE detainees had committed violent crimes‼️ Which means roughly 95% reportedly did NOT have violent offense records‼️

Ohh steaky and fishy time in my jungle bunker 😻Thanks Muvver #Hedgewatch #caturday

Guten Abend ™.

Also there are so many bands/groups we can get into these kinds of kerfuffles about, cause what you know about LeToya and LaTavia?

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Remember it well...

Frankie fans queuing up to see us in Los Angeles, 1984! We were on our US tour for "Welcome To The Pleasuredome", who came to see a show in those days?

The Democrat Donald Trump fears most and how you can get him elected

Hot day, some active winds at times, dry air still in play. Late this evening, mountain counties could get a brief shower or two; they won't amount to much if they verify. #wncwx #avlwx #boonewx #cltwx #hkywx

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

Cuba is running invasion drills as Trump's oil blockade tightens. Civilians are packing go-bags. The CIA director just landed openly in Havana. Federal prosecutors move to indict 94-year-old Raul Castro.

In other news, Dear Momo Boyd.....hey. Okay that's all I want. Have a nice day.

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It’s evoking something, I’m not sure what but

Watch this week's Rewind with WPR @anyavw.bsky.social & WisPolitics @jrrosswrites.bsky.social ⏪ Schimel for Eastern District of Wisconsin ⏪ No Gaming Bill at Assembly ⏪ Wedding Barns Court Case & More! 📺 wiseye.org/2025/11/21/r... #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics

A Ukrainian MiG-29 FULCRUM does a very low fly over. Слава Україні 🇺🇦

Today's DAVELY VIBE: My Pump Is Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin. . . . #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #kissimmee #musclebuilding #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #pump

CryptidBoyz - Occupation Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

That one time my #JUUL died at my grandmother’s… obvi I had to make a charger… duhhh… awe, I was so ~cute 🙅🏻‍♀️ not knowing what “Contacts” were, literally referred to them as “squares” 😭🤧🤧🤧🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥸🥸 This was the only reason I triple majored adding Electrical Engineering 🤓🔧 Okay, back to the books!📚..✌️

im a boomer with technology. but i cant believe i managed to edit and add subs on this one. i NEED subs for ALL dialogues please. anyway..................... maxwell.........................................................,,. he a lil cutie 🥺💦☕ #thevictorinitiative

Nothing Compares To 2 😮‍💨 Kody Clemens hits his second home run of the game!

Genius idea: Date Boy is a short, free game about juggling a date and your Game Boy #FreeGames #GameBoy #IndieGame #PCGaming #datinglife