Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

“The fake news keeps repeating their BS that my dad didn’t show up at my wedding. Well, here’s proof he did.” — Con Junior

Congress works 140 days a year and earns $174K annually, plus full benefits. How can anyone survive on that without a few stock trades and a little insider trading? They get 225 days off a year and think it’s okay to hold the federal minimum wage at $7.25 an hour for 17 years.

Xi and Putin signed 42 documents: a joint statement plus 20 agreements covering trade, energy, science, etc. While Xi publicly took a few swipes at the US. Trump got deals “in principle”, no joint statements or treaty announcements. Basically handshake deals on Boeing, beef, soybeans and bluster.

“Our government is desecrating its role in society by entertaining people with sports. Government is supposed to protect and serve the people. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.” Bryce Mitchell (on the card, for now)

Kash Patel when he heard there were shots outside the White House.

Lara Lea Trump: “Now that everyone is canceling their musical performances, this is my time to shine. And I won’t back down.”

MAGA 2024: “No one will be tougher on China than Trump.” Trump 2026: “More Chinese students will be coming into the US, and we’re encouraging them to buy property and farmland.” MAGA 2026:

Not a word of this is true. He’s insane, pathological and anyone who supports him is in a cult.

Thomas Massie: “Today is the six month anniversary of the Epstein Transparency Act. We’ve taken out two dozen CEOs, an ambassador, a prince, a prime minister, a minister of culture, that was just six months. I’ve got seven months left in Congress.” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ole’ Lone Ranger, or mess around with … Trump! My KY-04 analysis for CNN tonight. - Scott Jennings

“Can You Answer This Vitamin Quiz in 5 Seconds? 💊🕒 | Brain Challenge #shorts #usa #uk #health #healthy #vitamin

Kitten Space Agency has won the NZX Creative Technology Solution Award at the NZ Hi-Tech Awards. As Dean Hall (@deanhall.bsky.social) , CEO of RocketWerkz and Ahwoo said on stage: games can inspire, and inspiration should be free. Thank you to everyone supporting the mission

Escape to Woodland Village in Cape May Court House! Explore quaint shops and lush paths before the Spring into Summer Craft Fair this Saturday, 10-5. Support local makers and enjoy the best of the shore life. #CapeMay #WoodlandVillage #JerseyShore #ShopLocal #CapeMayCourtHouse

Sen. Chris Van Hollen asked Kash Patel if he would take the same test used in the military to determine whether someone has a drinking problem. 💥 “I’ll take any test you’re willing to” Ka$h Patel We all know Patel isn’t passing that test. Even he knows that.

SGA WITH THE HANDLES 😲 He's got a game-high 22 PTS as the Thunder lead by 7 in Q3 of Game 2!

Here's that action with the give-and-go with Natisha Hiedeman and Jordan Horston. Beautiful read and finish from the Storm duo. #WNBA

It's easy to fight back on the floor. Yet soo little ever do it. Transcript: en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Messa...

This is how many innocent people went to jail because of a dirty cop. We have this cop on camera, lets id and shame him. Share please. ICE punch a 16-year-old boy in the face rumble.com/v78vcaa-ice-...

A close #SF6 Round, that's like a grappler neutral clinic! Who ended up having the patience to make their opponent blink 1st for the Win Alex or Lily? Feat SS熊本|Nemo × NIP/ATG|Koji KOG #SF6_Alex #SF6_Lily #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pce-... #DopeSF6 #OnlineWarriors

This Saturday, I’m joining the @togetheralliance.bsky.social march for unity against the far right. People are really struggling. But instead of offering real alternatives to our rigged economy, the far-right are scapegoating migrants and minorities. Join us. Let’s show hope will win over hate!

⌛ Discovered: a hidden city in the Andes! 👉 In Peru, researchers have discovered more than 100 ancient buildings in the Andes. The site belongs to the Chachapoya, a people who resisted the Incas for a long time. Technol... 🔗 whyrwe.com/@25/0904-1436?y=26 #️⃣ #whyrwe #factuallyfun #history

🧪 Dino's used sunlight to hatch their eggs 👉 The dinosaur oviraptor hatched her eggs in a unique way. She used both body heat and sunlight, according to new research in China. Because of the shape of the nest, they cou... 🔗 whyrwe.com/@26/0320-1950 #️⃣ #whyrwe #factuallyfun #science

Before I need to block another kind but temporarily mindless individual today please watch this video. I love you guys. I respect your drive. But you need to think and dive into your unconscious mind or else you will start burning through handles on social media and email.

More than just a payment tool, this is a bridge between two worlds—connecting blockchain innovation with the convenience of modern financial systems. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

Russia’s inability to wage war and its disregard for human life lead to these senseless war crimes. Even amid the killing of Ukrainian civilians, Ukraine has preserved its values. Full support for Ukraine now — no concessions, no empty words, only action.

tЯump: "Israel was under threat so we had to attack." 🥴🖕🏼🍊🤡

Have you gotten your tickets yet??  This is going to be one event you do not want to miss!! Tickets are on their website:  www.HobartChamber.com

Collateral damage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ AJ & Lulu are streaming on #youtubegaming & #twitch every Thursday at 7pm PST! #streamer #gaymer #queer #youtube #indiegaming #lgbt #mecha #anime #mechaanime #retro #retrogaming #nanao #robotalchemicdrive #ps2 #ps2games #sandlot #enix #jrpg

Olha isso mano!! 🔥 #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D2

While today will be mostly dry across North Texas, Monday and Tuesday will be First Alert Weather Days with storm chances. Here's what we're watching for: https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/dfw-north-texas-storm-alert-weather-5-17-2026/ 

Happy the International workers day! ⚒️

Sycamore native, dance coach, and Miss Northern Suburbs Kylie Ryder is coming to the June 3rd home opener! 👑⚽ She’ll promote her athlete mental health initiative, Bench the Stigma, before competing for Miss Illinois. Grab tickets now to support the cause and the Annies! 🟢🟡

Your hormones shift long before menopause starts. Testosterone often declines first, affecting mood, energy, sleep, and libido. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5J1Z3vqs4

Yea, Imma need #911Nashville to amp up the screentime for Blue & Taylor's #romance cause 15 seconds in an episode isn't enough. #Blaylor #911onABC #tvsky

Shine on. Thank you for always spreading your light and love to the world. 💞

Today Bailey decided to cosy up with me on the couch. Bunny jumped on top of me to get a snack and wanted to eat it in her regular spot of the couch...Oops, occupied! Look at the little mental war between them 🤣 1 minute later they were sitting side by side again in the garden like nothing happened.

Help Feed Gaza Now - Our Distribution From October 27, 2025

Busy moving season is officially here! If you're planning a move this summer, we want to hear from you. Give your local franchise a call today!

“If it wasn’t a #Crime they wouldn’t be covering it up.” via #NickMuller #TikTok #TrumpsAmerica #EpsteinFiles #ICEThugs

🌟 @lymediseaseaction.org.uk is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: pifonline.org.uk/pif-tick/how... #HealthInformation #PIFTICK

Meet Josue Cisneros, turning his lifelong passion for cars into a skilled trades career at the Automotive Training Centre. Through hands-on training at a regulated career college, he’s building skills to work in a shop and one day open his own. 🚗🔧 🎥 Watch: buff.ly/MffHDo0 #SkilledTrades #NACC

Four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided and crashed on Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in western Idaho, according to officials. Story | https://www.kwch.com/2026/05/17/two-navy-jets-crash-during-air-show-idaho-organizer-says/ 

@menendez.house.gov and @repanalilia.bsky.social ran out of Elizabeth Detention Center (EDC) to get their phones, people transferred to EDC reported that Delaney Hall guards were forcing paperwork in front of hunger strikers. Video from @njaij.bsky.social on IG: www.instagram.com/reel/DYxRvlG...

Soccer night at the Bernabeu Stadium. #Bernabeu #madrid #realmadrid #yourcoffeeguy

🔥 Lorenzo Crescioli goes solo!! The 22-year old is on his own in the slopes of Piancavallo! 📺 Follow the #Giroditalia on TV, and on socials, wherever you are 🌐

On Education Matters soon, Sarah Mussen talks about her research on #VAWG. 𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 buff.ly/a3cb80p #EndGBV #EndVAWG #Educate2Elevate

The climate crisis is absolutely real and we must shift to renewable sources of energy. However, there are significant issues with the Botley West solar farm plans. The developers must cooperate with the planning inspectorate and offer more community benefit to the local area.

Jimmy breaks down the 10th week of Trump's war in Iran 😱🫣😉😄 Video credit: fallontonight #FallonTonight #JimmyFallon #Iran #funny #reel #reels #video #instagram

Do furries identify as animals?? #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup @icaruscollie.bsky.social @peebyandj.bsky.social hugz n snugz @tazzthewolf.bsky.social @valckan.bsky.social Klouth

First to take the court ⬇️ #MileHighPlayoffs Original post

🚨 FIRE RESTRICTIONS 🚨 Stage 1 Fire Restrictions begin May 22. Inside Durango city limits: NO OPEN FIRES. No campfires, warming fires, cooking fires at camps, burn barrels, fireworks, sky lanterns, or incendiary devices. See smoke, fire, or someone trying to start a fire? Call 911 immediately.

#DillonDingler answers the bell #Tigers up 5-1

Today, in Arlington, VA, we celebrated both Valentine’s Day and the one-year anniversary of #TeslaTakedown. “Honk if you love immigrants!” Go, Axolotl, go! #TalesofTeslaTakedown

Updates awrooo #pup #puppy #hiv #update

Ossoff: "This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand. That our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas. Americans are not a race, we're a people united not by ethnicity, but by our shared convictions."

Champions again! 🥇🇫🇮 Finland defeated hosts Switzerland 1-0 in overtime in the gold medal game of the 2026 IIHF Men's World Championship in Zurich. 🏒 Norway also made history, picking up their first medal ever after beating Canada 3-2 in overtime in the bronze medal game!

8/ "Look, it's burning right next to the houses" - not the sort of video clip Putin expected from the jewel in his international crown. The impotence of "Mighty Russia" laid bare. Residents, visiting VIPs, know Putin can't protect them, thankful Ukraine didn't want to hurt them

A lefty like no other

🏛️ Els representants dels treballadors de Nissan exigeixen a la Generalitat que actuï per "tombar" l'ERO que afecta 211 empleats de les plantes de Catalunya. ➕ Info: rtve.es/n/17098380