Ich vibriere nie.

Bevor eine Redaktion aus Langeweile die Frage aufwirft, ob Fleischkäse rechts ist: Nein, auch Linke mögen Fleischkäse.

Endlich tiefere Mieten? Der Bundesrat prüft ein neues Mietzinsmodell – Bericht geplant für 2026. Problem: Viele Wohnungen werden heute mit Investoren-Kapital gebaut. Trotzdem steigen die Mieten, sobald die Hypozinsen hochgehen. www.bluewin.ch/de/news/schw...

Kleiner Schmunzler von der FDP-Versammlung gestern in Zürich: Ein Stimmenzähler vergass um ein Haar, die Nein-Stimmen hinter sich zu zählen. Ich musste als erfahrener Stimmenzähler nicht intervenieren. Den Bericht dazu gibts heute oder morgen bei @bluenewsch.bsky.social.

In Crans-Montana schneit es anhaltend. Wer zur Trauerfeier am Freitag ins Wallis kommen wird, sollte die Witterung berücksichtigen. Weiter oben gilt hohe Lawinengefahr (Stufe 4). #CransMontana

Die Schweizer Armee hat beim Betanken eines Notstromaggregats mehrere tausend Liter Diesel verloren – sie landeten in einem Bach. Die Feuerwehr hat Ölsperren eingerichtet. Der Bach ist aber auf rund vier Kilometer Lange verschmutzt. www.bluewin.ch/de/news/schw... —————

Wo ist das cheibe Perron?

Mitte-Ständerätin Andrea Gmür-Schönenberger ärgert sich darüber, dass ihr Bürger:innen Mails schicken. Sie seien keine «besorgten Bürgerinnen und Bürgern», sondern nur eine «orchestrierte Aktion einer einzigen Partei».

Schreckliche Nachricht aus dem Bundeshaus: SVP-Nationalrat Alfred Heer ist überraschend gestorben. Bundesrat Albert Rösti zeigt sich tief betroffen über den Tod seines «langjährigen und sehr vertrauten Kollegen». www.bluewin.ch/de/news/schw...

Badran erklärt, dass sie es schon immer wusste, dass es heute ein «Nein» zur SRG-Initiative gibt. Ihre Partei sammelte 1,6 Millionen Franken im Abstimmungskampf. #abst26

Every scan tells a story. Every decision matters. At GW, our doctors are ready to fight for you — from the very first look.

President Trump says he believes the suspect is a "lone wolf"

RFK Jr. is proud of the dangerous cuts he has made to our nation's fight against the mental health and substance use crises. His leadership is incompetent. These people are not serious — they're cruel.

Software Testing for Managers: An Introduction to Strategies, Technologies, and Best Practices 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D8P7CSS7/?tag=sersart2024-20

GO Habs Go #CanadienneHockey

LA farmer Kaden Cable castigates Trump for abandoning farmers: "Trump cut billions of dollars from federal programs that funded small farmers. We've just been left to the winds. Trump doesn't care about people like me or like you. He treats us like we're bugs on the sidewalk and laughs at us."

Do you guys remember when these were the only crumbs we had of what #Lucanis sounded like? Now we’re out here telling @willynilly123.bsky.social to “sit down” and giving him heart palpitations. What a long way we’ve come. 🤣

Winston Peters tells Heather du-Plessis this govt will cancel 1-2 year youth education & work support - a hallmark of Labour It comes as youth unemployment hits 25% & youths not in education & training is now the highest in 20 years An expensive & short sighted "saving" & cut

Pro Wrestling is known for putting on events in unusual locations.. What locations do you consider the wierdest you have ever been to personally?

📌 Η στιγμή που η αδελφή και οι συγγενείς του δολοφονημένου Νικήστρατου αντιδρούν στην παρουσία αστυνομικών δυνάμεων, με κάποιους να ουρλιάζουν «τώρα (που τον σκότωσαν) ήρθατε;» και να τους καλούν να φύγουν άμεσα από το σημείο. 🎥 Orange Press Agency #iefimerida #Νικήτας #Κρήτη #κηδεία

New Spider-Man Trailer Revealed, Oscars Ratings Decline, and Amy Winehouse Ex Speaks Out #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

What Maine means

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#IEEE #EduCon #Engineering #Professor #Cairo #BlackSky #AcademicSky

🚨🇦🇺Australia’s controversial National Mother’s Day Child Pickup Service has officially launched today.... 😏✌️☮️ #channelneinnewsaus #satire #mothersday #news #mums #dads

„Die Axt im Haus erspart den Zimmermann.“ (Wilhelm Tell) #WolframWeimer als #Kulturstaatsminister erspart - sich - die Verleihung des deutschen Buchhandlungspreises. Denn es hätte passieren können, dass er ihn an einen „linken“ Buchladen verleihen muss. Deshalb weht Gegenwind. ⬇️

Opposition to nuclear energy in Australia is at its LOWEST point since 2009. Pressure is increasing for Australia's ban to be lifted. ✍️Take Action 📚Learn More 🛍️ Shop Merch https://www.nuclearforaustralia.com/

Come see me and MANY other at Big Block Brewing on 2/13! We're working hard to make this an event to remember. There will be some giveaways, a craft table, and a photobooth! RSVP at: rkdevon.com/galentines-2... #bookevent #authorevent #booksky #authorsky

Was not talknig about other countries, nor "whites"

Many thanks to all the Canucks that came out last night for our silver medal against the Americans. We had folks from Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, St. Johns, Halifax and more from across the country. Great time, bad result but congrats to USA for winning a very tough game. 🍸🍹 130B

Norway pledges $45 million to bolster Ukraine’s energy system ahead of winter! #news #worldnews #ukraine #norway #energy #power #winter #warm #ukrainewar #europe

Indie Retro News: Echodrome - This Commodore Amiga game by PixelPlop is fantastic! [UPDATE] t.co/FnGhYCeyxd #amiga #retrogaming #games @amigabill.bsky.social @c64cade.com

Soils. Beneath our feet almost everywhere but often forgotten. Absolutely key to progress on nature, water and climate. New episode out today. Niki visits a no-till farm and speaks to soil expert Ellen Fay. Click below to listen ⬇️ bit.ly/PP_soils

Tell Senator Padilla that we oppose Rep. “Sell Off Steve” Pearce’s nomination as Director of the Bureau of Land Management! #Explore/FYP #Climate #StevePearce #PublicLands #SenatorPadilla #Environment

The Kindle of POTHOLES AND MAGIC CARPETS is only 99p/c on Amazon until the 25th of May. “Complex characters, thrills, and a strong story.” "I loved this book." The audiobook is on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. My 24 Kindles (free with KU), paperbacks, and audiobooks are on Amazon. amzn.to/29Bawbi

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Luke Kornet blocked that Hartenstein shot like it was a Magic City promotion

Always remember:

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It's been a busy few days of media, but the momentum is real. I’m running because affordability, safety, and dignity aren’t just talking points to me. Grateful for all the support as we get this started.

We’ve all experienced the headache of managing contracts and subscriptions: long procedures, unclear offers, expenses that keep piling up. 😖 That’s where Papernest swoops in to save the day and make it all simple, handling: - Moving: they take care of... (1/8)

Welcome to the insurrection! 😁

Also Wim Frijns.

#mortgage #rates #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/woewz1nw

Spain's very own. 🇪🇸 What a reception for @Axiom_WWE!!! 🙌

I have officially sacrificed my soul to beat #cdprojektred #cyberpunk2077. Was it a bad deal? absolutely not!!

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Can't believe Vanilla Ice has sold out.

In the dark of the night, two sounds collide: the final, rattling exhale of a prisoner and the piercing, joyous cry of a newborn. Life and death, occupying the same heartbeat. a.co/d/0gmmxHeo ⬅️ Amazon link for #invisiblesouls #tashairwin #magicmysteryspice #booktok #characterdesign #romantasybooks

lare.USA is on the ground at Delaney Hall protesting. Reporting in that “creepy surveillance equipment” arrived last night. WTH is going on? Call your MOCs!

Todd Monken asked is he's been assured Myles Garrett will be a member of the Browns "I'm never told who's gonna be on the team who's not gonna be on the team if that's a question...I was never assured of anything when I took the job, other than once I signed my contract and what my contract said."

"Fosse, Fosse, Fosse!" Mike Nichols' THE BIRDCAGE starring Nathan Lane, Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, and Dianne Wiest celebrates its 30th Anniversary back on the big screen from Friday 🎟 https://www.lighthousecinema.ie/film/the-birdcage-30th-anniversary

#musicmonday #musicmoment youtu.be/p1OPDyQdOzo 5 31 26 #389 Gathered Here Performed by Diana Ryder (additional vocals Beth Anz)

Lauder, who wants to steal Greenland, and father-in-law of Trump's installed FED Warsh Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews The mossad should be sicced on Israel's enemies in the PR war, World Jewish Congress President Ron Lauder tells the Jerusalem Post conference in New York City. x.com/infolibnews/...

With this government sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh.

The Echeng Bridge (Goose-City Bridge) in Huizhou, China, does much more than streamline traffic; it is an award-winning piece of architectural art. Resembling two graceful swans meeting above the Dongjiang River

Cheyenne Haslett, a White House reporter for Politico, shared this to her X account. Quite the view.

#FriendsOfBigBearValley Last year one of Shadow and Jackie’s eaglet fledged ! It was exciting to watch ! 😄

The girlies having fun ☺️ *does Liv say “not too loud, we’re being American”? 🤣🙌🏻 From CJs IG

#BeastMode