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Dr Oz

WTF It’s not Tuesday

It’s Friday

Trump’s Whitehouse presents

Nothing says Wednesday like a dancing gopher

Tony Blair

The oldest person ever was 122, so RFK Jr you dumb fuck, you are just talking complete and utter

Dumb with a capital B

Sports World, Hole 17 🌆 Long straight throw across the plaza, over the tram lines — straight in. That’s a satisfying one 🎯 #DiscGolf #UrbanDiscGolf

Russia and Belarus have started joint military exercises on the combat use of nuclear weapons on May 19 through May 21. 64,000 troops will participate in the exercises. Russia's Strategic Missile Forces, the Northern and Pacific Fleets, long-range aviation […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

Is Your Pastor Preaching Or Prompting? #JamalBryantPodcast #Podcast #JamalBryant #JustinLester #TechPastor #Tech #AI #Pastor #Author #Educator #Strategist #Jesus #God #Faith #Technology #Teaching #Learning #Church #Robots #BlackChurch #Digital #California #FriendshipMissionary #Baptist

Nature is beautiful and precious! Take a moment to slow down and notice the small things. Wishlist “Hawthorn” on Steam to nest in your own woodland home. Link in comments. #houseandhome #cozygamer #naturelover #birdphoto #spring

This Earth Day, we’re celebrating employee-owned organizations that put stewardship into action—from environmental education to clean energy. Proud to stand with orgs like Empowered Energy Systems 🌍 Read here: https://www.rmeoc.org/employee-ownership/success-stories/empowered-energy-systems/

This will probably be the iconic memory I have from OldestAmazingDaughter™️’s lacrosse career. Incredible team play to beat a ranked opponent and filling the night sky with joy in the midst of a cold downpour.

#news #politics #rant #daily #reaction

“That is an astonishing figure” With 20 Iran-backed terror plots foiled in the UK in 2025 alone, Andy and Neil discuss whether the risk could rise further as Britain becomes more involved in the Iran War Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #Iran #IranWar #Trump

Four chapters. One message. One Christ. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #GraceOverJudgment #christiancontent #christantiktok #christanity #BibleReading #christianfyp #fyp

Where are the American wingers and dribbly boys?! 🤨 𝐔𝐒𝐌𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/2s4667s8 ✳️: tinyurl.com/3rcvwuyt 📺: tinyurl.com/3f36rvhf

That's why I am f*cking around a lot, I want to find out a lot! 😄 #businessanalysis #ba

Authorities responded to reports of gunfire near the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington, D.C., triggering the immediate evacuation of President Donald Trump from the area. #SouthFloridaMedia #BreakingNews #WashingtonDC

Marina and Mox walking to the ring last night in Cincinnati 🔥 #AEW

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Don’t you just love it when people call into radio stations, without doing their homework….and fall flat on their ignorant faces…😳😳😳 #Iran #IllegalWar #Oil #EpsteinFiles

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a thrilling Thursday, y'all are invited to the party.

NEWS: The House GOP launches a probe into Kristi Noem continuing her dramatic fall from Trump’s inner circle. For more analysis find me on the @meidastouch.com

#oilers #coach #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-14/us/Sports/en/bs/Edmonton-fires-coach-Kris-Knoblauch-after-playoff-exit/1276332

In honor of Domestic Violence Awareness Month, I joined Sen. Susan Rubio — a fearless advocate for survivors — to shine a light on an issue that affects far too many families across CA. Nearly 1 in 4 women and 1 in 9 men in the U.S. experience domestic violence.

Well that can fuck off

Our congressman won't hold public meetings in southern Minnesota, but he always seems to have time for corporate donors in Washington. That’s not how public service should work. We deserve a representative who isn’t afraid to meet with the people they're elected to represent.

In Mother’s Little Helper, a horror cooking game about Intergenerational family trauma, sometimes you hear things you weren’t meant to. I want there to be a physical experience of the overheard conversations in the space. #gamedev #motherslittlehelper #indiegames #horrorgame #cookinggame

Finally finished an #Android homescreen that started as a #StarWars droid POV UI, morphed into a starship layout (ideally an #XWing but that's debatable lol) so I kept it all 🤓 *Yes, darker album cover images don't work well but it's a 1% problem atm #KLWP #NovaLauncher #Maul #ShadowLord

This Day in Buster… April 25, 1926 “Seven Chances" opens in Finland with the title “Busterin miljoonat.” #oldhollywood #damfino #silentfilm

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

When Bluesky doesn’t like my posts. 🚬

🇮🇹🐺 9 years ago today, #IICapitano said goodbye, #FrancescoTotti defined loyalty, dedicating his entire 25 year career to #ASRoma. The Eternal King of #Rome. 👑💛❤️ #roma #italia #italia #seriea #football #soccer #footballnews #footballplayer #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sports #sport

ASTROS WIN!!! SOLID 5-1 W OVER RANGERS WINS THE 4-GAME SERIES & COMPLETE 7-3 ROAD TRIP! POTG: SPENCER ARRIGHETTI🍝🔥(6IP 3H 1ER 1BB 3SO). SOs: PAREDES🇲🇽💥(2-RUN HR, BB), PEÑA💥(LEADOFF HR, 2H), SMITH💪(2H RBI, INCREDIBLE CATCH), TRAMMELL👊(RBI H), ABREU⚡️🔥(1-2-3 9TH). #AstrosWIN #Astros

Homes in Pimichikamak have been severely damaged as a result of pipes freezing and bursting. This includes sewage pipes. Eva Muswaggon shared with me how her house was contaminated with raw sewage after the sewage line froze.

Last Sunday afternoon, The Singing Resistance turned a trip to Home Depot into a chorus of courage. Voices rose between the aisles with songs of freedom, dignity, and the belief that community matters, reminding anyone within earshot that protest can be peaceful, creative, and rooted in hope.

"... The opportunity exists for the listener to hear it all...the tipper as it touches the head of the bodhran, the rosin on the fiddle’s bow, and feathered end of the note on a viola da gamba. It is all there." - Carolyn Surrick Get the album: www.sonoluminus.com/sonoluminus/... #newmusic

Hello Tuesday😃! “We only have control over two moments in our lives - here and now” #tuesdayvibes #tbt #GoodMorningXfam #GoodMorningХ #beautyisdiversity #TravelDeals #TravelVibes #travelblogger #26maggio2026 #buyingcontent #ContentStrategy #travelblog #vacation Travel Blog: workvacationrepeat.com

BREAKING NOW in Newark New Jersey - Police in Riot Gear are "protecting" the protestors outside the ICE torture center known as Delaney Hall - with flashbangs, tear gas, pepper balls, horses, full armor and shields. This is how Mikie Sherrill has chosen to respond.

Trump is abusing FISA Section 702 to spy on Americans — and deliberately concealing the truth to get it renewed. People deserve to know how a law is being used against them before it's reauthorized. Watch @trevortimm.bsky.social to find out how you can take action: freedom.press/fisa

9 Polyhedral Resin Sets of Dice DnD Quintessence Ember #dice #ttrpg #dnd #diceset #dnddice

To be fair, this is pretty much what you should expect when he’s on the panel.

When rhetoric escalates, so do the responses. Even those are the far right are now calling for consideration of the 25th Amendment. @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #25thAmendment #Trump #Iran #WarinIran

The constant cycle of heat and thunderstorms we have seen establish itself more every summer is back.

The eyebrow thing in spicy romance books gets me every single time. One tiny look and the whole scene turns into emotional damage. #BookTok #SpicyRomance #Romantasy

Glorious combination of French book slutting in person and surprise packages on the doorstep 📚 #WW1 #WW2 🧛

What a man. #AEW #AEWCollision 🤼

Happy Monday $daCAT legends. Lock in 🔒 #mondayvibe #Mondaymotivation

SANE KPAKPA. #SANEKPAKPA #KRISTOFOI #BIBLIA #SANEKPAKPA #SUƆMƆ #TREND #VIRAL #FY #SƆƆMƆ #GOVIRAL #TRENDINGREEL #ACCRA

Bake flaky, cheesy sourdough cheese scones with our premium starter. Perfect for breakfast or tea time. Get your naturally-fermented starter on Etsy now and enjoy fresh scones today! #baking #sourdough #easyrecipe #authentic #foodie #organic #slowfood #craftbread #homemade #glutenfree #sourdoughbre

A life lesson!🤣🤣🤣

Mariupol - Melitopol, the key route of the "land corridor" to occupied Crimea, now looks like this. How are you Russians doing with the three-day invasion? #Crimea #CrimeaIsUkraine #Ukraine #Russia #RussiaIsATerroristState #Putin #Russian #UkraineWar

Ari Fletcher in the building at Summer Walker’s concert

Emergency! S02E03 - Show Biz Clip number 0024 #KMG-365 #emergency

I think 007 First Light Tac Sim might be my life now.

Guten Morgen, ihr Lieben (✿◡‿◡) Ich hoffe, euch steht ein schöner Sonntag bevor Gestern Abend wurden meine Verlobte & ich beim spazieren gehen noch von einem starken Regenschauer überrascht und waren dann klitschnass >.< ▶️ Wurdet ihr mal ungewollt vom Regen durchnässt? ◀️