Program prostě transponovali.

Andrej je vítaný materiál i pro stand-upy.

Pan poslanec @stepan_slovak@twitter.com včera dokázal málo vídané. Nenechal Rajchla převzít prostor. Jindřich Rajchl to dost špatně nese, protože na něco takového není zvyklý.

Opravdu to zažil a všichni mu to potvrdili. Fakt.

credit: @vain_satira

Na svém označení, že je Babiš ekonomický parazit, @makupka@twitter.com nic měnit nehodlá. (via @denikcz)

Místopředseda strany SMER -Sociálna demokracia a europoslanec za Jednotné Rusko Ľuboš Blaha.

Furt někdo otravuje, že jsme slíbili levnější hypotéky. Jako by nechápali, že nejdřív je potřeba vyřešit dotace Agrofertu.

Smějeme se s SPD

Tohle se neomrzí

Republicans are selling a tax cut fantasy while hiding the fine print: no plan to replace the funding that keeps local communities running. It’s performative politics at everyone else’s expense.

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Nick Corasaniti on DOJ demanding names of 2020 election workers: This spans the gamut, from professional election workers to volunteers, people who drove a bus that moved around a mobile voting unit. Just feels like a fishing expedition.

At the end of the voyage, only the fading afterimage of memory was waiting. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

Have a Wonderful Night 💙 Image created on the #Davinci app Video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Opening this Fri, May 8, THE STRANGER François Ozon’s new take on Albert Camus’s classic novel. In sterling, sensuous black-and-white, it's a landmark of adaptation, both faithful to the text + dedicated to discovering fresh perspectives in the margins > bit.ly/THE-STRANGER

So Angus(the g is silent)Taylor wants to lead the Lib band of frolicking bigots and religious zealots as Pauline Hanson waits to blow up the entire party.Is she the next Opposition leader? And the ABC story ASIO didn't want aired "Truth Lies&Media is live!💥 Apple&Spotify Promo Match Frame Editing

Democrats are demanding justice for Renee Nicole Good and the people of Minnesota.

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music BASS PLAYER: # People # ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.

This $20 Bird Feeder Turned My Backyard Into a Disney Movie 🐦✨ Transform your backyard into a peaceful bird paradise with the Birdream Hanging Bird Feeder 🐦🌿 This easy-to-assemble outdoor bird feeder #birdfeeder #birdwatching #backyardbirds #naturelovers #trendpikz

Saturday morning throwdowns and note-taking with @aer0blue.bsky.social in #2XKO over breakfast coffee? Yes please. Come hang out with us and say hi! twitch.tv/anakonistark

🇺🇦 Odessa fortifies with anti-tank ditches, bunkers, barbed wire For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

What rank did you hold in the armed forces again, Mark? What branch did you serve in? Do you really think your criticism holds any weight here? Joe Biden received five draft deferments during the Vietnam War due to asthma. Did you ever criticize him? STFÙ and keep your pants on, lòser.

Prince William says he's 'hoping' for an invite to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding Prince William responded with "no comment" when asked about a Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding invite, adding he hopes an invitation is coming soon.

The symbolism behind Bella Hadid’s Palestinian key necklace at the Cannes Film Festival 2026 The gold pendant — shaped like the map of Palestine — carries deep significance for displaced Palestinians and their descendants.

Who is in the ring?! Get your tickets today! https://www.wspa.com/news/links-we-mentioned/pro-wrestling-turbo-will-be-live-at-the-mill-at-fountain-inn/  #ProWrestlingTurbo

Meanwhile working on my new costume, Archie from Team Aqua (Pokemon Alpha Sapphire) I slapped together this fun string of photos of me as Professor Turo (Pokemon Violet) as a short clip of animation. 🩵💙💜 #pokemon #cosplay #professorturo #quaxly #lycra #spandex #zentai #gaymer

Spring Saw this branch on my walk this morning. I love spring, it's my favorite season. I love that I can paint some of it now. #art #digitalart #painting #spring #flowers #pink #timelapse

Stuttgart against Leverkusen tomorrow will be a massive match. I break down what is at stake in that game and also highlight two other games to keep an eye on in Germany in my latest for Gegenpressing! 🔗👉 www.youtube.com/live/Sa6n5d9...

Waswason Ki 3 Iqsam: Khayal, Awaz aur Nazaara | Younus AlGohar | ALRA TV youtu.be/AqyzWa10rDI?... Visit our social media platforms @alratv linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar

The Aaron Judge and Bryce Harper Agendas have never been stronger!

Clean as FUCK

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Tom Brady was spotted partying together with Citadel billionaire CEO Ken Griffin at the Palm Tree Club in Miami. The two attended a private Kygo concert together. 👀👀👀 Original post

Liverpool win against palace #lfc #liverpool #ynwa

Tell me in comment am I amazing? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Meet @msminirobot.bsky.social, Sr Researcher at UT Nuremberg 🇩🇪 researching multi-robot systems, focusing on how modern AI methods can enhance their capabilities and how complex collective behaviors can be learned. She’s an ELLIS Member in the new ELLIS Unit Franconia! #WomenInELLIS 📸 Phil Dera

To everyone who donated to the food mixer thank you. The lads got it this morning It is already at work & will be working 24/7. There will be a video off it working in the next couple of days with your names on it when I get time to send them. Brilliant achievement by you all.

According to this Mii News broadcast, apparently Jax is a director who made a movie about lesbian horses, and Nick is a film critic 🤣 Hilarious! Tomodachi Life Living The Dream is so wild, and using your imagination makes it better 🤭

The costs of war are always higher than any potential gain. Especially since the humans are all one, all the same. This is a world warring upon itself. #war #aliens #observers #cartoon

The West Wing S02E03 - The Midterms Clip number 0005 #TheWestWing

www.hayatformayor.com “When I see someone sleeping outside in the cold, I don’t see a problem to remove — I see a human being who needs help. A compassionate city takes care of all its people.”? #miami #LA #newyork #canada #vegas #usa #toronto #vancouver #winnipeg #manitoba

Not just for the summer! Cruise into the Fall. #suncruiser #jerseyshore #jersey #vodkalovers #vodka

Léi Yǐng Lee is a 2x TNA Knockouts World Champion — beat Arianna Grace with a springboard blockbuster on Impact. Xia Brookside was banned from the Impact Zone but tweeted she's coming for everything. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/uFRifC #TNA

GMoL38 Roots of AI: Early Computing with Donald Clark #shorts #ai Extract from latest episode of Great Minds on Learning Full episode at youtu.be/fK2KgPtBQ-w 🕰️ From punchcards to processors. Meet the pioneers who saw the future—and shaped ours.

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Grape ice cream was dreading another online blind date, but then she met Strawberry, and they have been blending smoothly ever since!

I'm calling for every state to have an Independent Redistricting Commission as a solution to gerrymandering. The gutting of the Voting Rights Act is a five-alarm fire and we must do everything we can to stop the disenfranchisement of our African-American brothers and sisters.

Residents and environmental activists are demanding a halt to construction after a luxury resort project, backed by #JaredKushner and #IvankaTrump, began work near the protected Narta Lagoon on Albania's southern coast. www.instagram.com/reel/DY-VCrq...

This is how you treat, ICE!

All hail the king of the north

Need an existential chaser for the bottom shelf Vodka that is the daily news? The first issue of the Total Nileation newsletter comes out this week with fun extra good news stories that didn’t make the podcast and Total Nileation episode 14 drops next week! Link in bio! #optimism #goodnews

INCOMING BLUE ROUTE BRAWL: This week Nick and Josh take on Paul to see who learned the most basketball in college. It's unclear if there was a winner but we just hope you learn something. It's Fox College Hoops '99 BAAAAABY

Is there a better 3D platformer than Super Mario Odyssey out there? I want to try it, if so... #SuperMarioOdyssey #Nintendo #Switch #Switch2 #3dplatformer

Making climate change a 'people' story. Free online talk | Thurs 30 April | 6.30–8pm With Rachel Orr (CEO, Climate Outreach) & CPREH Director Andrew McRobb. More speakers TBA. Register free 👉 https://us06web.zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_l0azZn5mQAKtJ2xSk8kA5w#/registration

Hey there #gamer fam We're getting closer to the holidays! This #neko will be slammed with work training all week So we're taking a snooze from #stream Other stuff on the #StreamSchedule tho! Joining @floofroan.bsky.social for their birthday! Swing by! #Eldenwood #VTuber #VTuberEN

Um... Hackers have actively exploited a major security flaw in Meta’s AI support chatbot, tricking it into handing over full account access and bypassing two-factor authentication 🎥🎙️mattjayy - Instagram Al support chat starts handing over access to any account.

Doja Cat stated, “elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck having chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.” #blacksky

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Today, russia struck Dnipro. The attack set fire to supermarket warehouses and a post office branch. Emergency services are working at the scene. russia doesn't target military sites. It destroys food, postal services, and civilian infrastructure. Help protect 🇺🇦: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

James or Jimmy_ It's always yes. Speech therapy. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom