Andrej je vítaný materiál i pro stand-upy.

Události v Brně bychom asi mohli uzavřít třešničkou na dortu, projevem poslance Evropského parlamentu za Jednotné Rusko Ľuboše Blahy.

Pan poslanec @stepan_slovak@twitter.com včera dokázal málo vídané. Nenechal Rajchla převzít prostor. Jindřich Rajchl to dost špatně nese, protože na něco takového není zvyklý.

Ach ta procenta.

Ministr Klempíř je skvělým ministrem.

A ti, co to StB práskali, jsou teď ministři. Kultury třeba.

Pan poslanec Novák (ANO) má starost o to, co přiveze Vystrčil z Taiwanu. Nejde si u toho nevzpomenout na Novákovu slavnou cestu do Číny, odkud chtěl přivézt pandu a dostalo se mu za to od Babiše označení "dvojnásobný blb" […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Co to blábolí? Vzdyť tím plakátem mává, dvakrát ho čte a navíc ho už každý viděl asi stokrát.

Přátelé, s Jindřichem Rajchlem navrhujeme nový zákon. Část Děčína se stane Ruskou autonomní přátelskou oblastí.

Další díl oblíbeného podcastu Sorry jako je tu. (Ne každý má 45 minut času, takže mírně zrychleno, srozumitelnost ovšem zůstala zachována)

Going to cast a Special Vote? Make sure your enrolment details are up to date or your vote may not be counted! Hutt City Council voting locations are saved in our highlights and are open now. Additional Wellington City special voting locations will open from October 6th

Mexican fancams are so funny

Is on kabf.org right now playing Our Number 4 A+ Honor Roll Song  Of The Week strawberrypoppyminefields by The Expert feat. ShrapKnel

【Dream Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/15 | Stephon Castle | 30 MINS，32 PTS, 11/16 FG, 6 AST】 Timberwolves opened the game by experimenting with defensive cross-matches in the frontcourt, assigning Gobert to Castle. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/sas-vs-...

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Abby and Angie become friends after having a chat about Hugh Morris! The jester Angie once had a crush on.

You will own nothing

I like when Paul Reed gets a little saucyq

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music BASS PLAYER: # People # ANNOUNCER: You're watching Two. And now for our weekly look at the world of science and technology - Look Around You.

When you have a president who's running the country like a mob boss instead of a government, who's running the government for himself, of himself, and by himself, and for his cronies, instead of the people, by the people,and for the people,there's only one solution,and that's impeachment and removal

Which Metallica song do you want to hear us do next?

I can't even begin to articulate how disillusioned I am with the United States. #Gaza #FreePalestine @captmarkkelly.bsky.social @gallego.senate.gov @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov

Anas Sarwar and Jackie Baillie reporting their failure to the billionaire author tonight.

Another Iranian Banger! They really nailed the bronze tinted calf in this one! Him along with his treason cabinet needs to be dropped into a prison. To await their trials. #SheShed #Iran #Legos

🎼Just wakin' up...🎶 Have a good one guys. Stay calm. Stay focused. And FFS please don't fight each other.

Wow ...UTAH. !! HORRIFIC NEWS This Data Center was just approved The size of 2,000 Walmarts stuck together and could release almost 23 bombs worth of heat daily And WHERE will all that water come from ? People of Utah You must rise up

The argument that nuclear isn't needed in the mix in Australia is becoming harder to justify. ✍️Take Action 📚Learn More 🛍️ Shop Merch https://www.nuclearforaustralia.com/

Good morning Brenda and Breakfast Crew. I hope you have a fantastic Wednesday.😊🌸🏵

Q: There's backlash from Senate Republicans over some of your priorities—the ballroom and the anti-weaponization fund. Are you losing control of Senate Republicans? Trump: I don't know. I really don't know

The judgemental librarian health tracker has an actual book now!

I don't know why but this schmaltzy goodbye to a disembodied voice made me lol

Over 17,000 people are homeless in Ireland. More than 5,000 are children. This housing crisis is not inevitable. It is the result of political choices.

#NBA #Knicks DOMINATE #Cavs ! Unstoppable Duo & INSANE Finals Preview! #ECF #NBAPlayoffs The New York Knicks are steamrolling through the playoffs after another dominant win over the Cleveland Cavaliers! www.2kk2network.com

Not just for the summer! Cruise into the Fall. #suncruiser #jerseyshore #jersey #vodkalovers #vodka

#voguecover #voguemagazine

Black robes do not grant immunity from the law! Our judges should be held accountable for corruption and betrayal of public trust. It's time for a system that's transparent, fair, and just. Every action has consequences, even for those in power! We must demand #realjustice and ensure no one is

*some* people are the worst, and some people are good. #beGood ❤️‍🩹

Two things can be true about what we watched from the Mariners this week⬇️ - The Mariners played their best series of the season against the Athletics - Can they get above .500 first before we start celebrating?

Casino host experience? You're hired. VIP gaming host? Same thing. #TransferableSkills #GamingCareers This weeks episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/BRdAIcY

Very factual information 💯💯💯🎯

Stop controlling how you come across. Level with people instead. You can't relate to people if you focus on impressing them. Ask questions. Get to know them. Make them feel valued and heard. #AuthenticRelationships #StopImpressing #LevelWithPeople #RealConnections

#nwsl on ion

🔥 Le Metroidvania Sky Dust par le studio Brésilien @orbitstudio.bsky.social ne devrait plus trop tarder. ✨ Voilà pourquoi il nous a récemment dévoilé de nouvelles illustrations de son gameplay, dans un São Paulo futuriste des plus alléchants. 🎮 A paraitre très bientôt, sur PC et consoles.

Will i get a win today? #tft #teamfighttactic #chronicillness #twitchpartner #mswarrior Twitch.tv/tatsuya_inc

I met with Wes Streeting to talk about Summertown GP Surgery. His team have committed to working with local health systems to explore every avenue possible for funding the new site. This is not the end but it was positive to have the opportunity to speak with Wes and get his officials onside.

Emergency! S03E21 - Propinquity Clip number 0141 #KMG-365 #emergency

As a son of immigrants, I have spent my career fighting to protect and uplift immigrant families. As Governor, I will continue to defend immigrant communities and help families achieve the California Dream. @chirlaactionfund.bsky.social

ENRAGED TO ENGAGED ✊ Turn energy into action at our April Members’ Meetup & Civic Action Fair. Find your role in the fight for democracy, and support our Inasmuch Ministry donation drive. 🌊 🗓️ 4/14 | 5:30–8:30 PM 📍 Psi Ote Upper Pavilion #IndivisibleNEI #FortWayne #CivicAction

If Oversight Republicans actually cared about protecting tax dollars, they’d be outraged that those dollars are funding assaults on American citizens in our streets. Instead, they’re more focused on protecting pedophiles and shielding powerful people from accountability.

TRUMP: "We fighting wars - we can't take care of daycare."

A missing city, a child goddess, a dystopian future & a crack in reality — all this faces two teenage sorcerers whose spells sometimes work. Come along on the ride with Dweller in the Crack #fantasy #FantasyAdventure #swordandsorcery #futuristic #dystopian #novella nykiblatchley.com/dweller-in-t...

Gibbs Rule: Rule 39 There’s no such thing as a coincidence Drones spotted over Washington base where and Rubio and Hegseth are staying raise security questions.

Could the Epstein files trigger the downfall of the UK Prime Minister? #news

Is there a better 3D platformer than Super Mario Odyssey out there? I want to try it, if so... #SuperMarioOdyssey #Nintendo #Switch #Switch2 #3dplatformer

Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec 25th Anniversary | Colorwind History #GranTurismo3Aspec #ColorwindHistory #gaminghistory #gaming

la Melody: la Barbie que t'arriba quan l'encarregues per Internet 👱🏼‍♀️🎀 #humor #comedia #edit #elhormiguero #APM3CAT

It's here!! The new iPhone pride (Eurovision 2024) wallpapers!!

Night footage shows multiple large explosions and fireballs over Kyiv following Russian missile strikes that killed 22 people and injured 130. Zelensky warns another major attack could happen tonight.

Just yapping to himself online.

Ever since I made fluff use a cascaded system for far visibility, I've been debating how to do shadows... I tried all kinds of stuff and all of it was bad, but I'm also probably too picky. It turns out though that screenspace shadows make a humongous difference with fluffy stuff like this terrain.

James or Jimmy_ It's always yes. Speech therapy. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom