Maybe he’s doing his Peter Lorre impression

I assume a typical response to an order from an AI ‘worker’ will be this:

Trump telling them where to meet him

Counting down till this…

Meet Patel’s new spokesman

Eric Trump to Don Jr. right now

Charles could have started his speech with this.

Mike Johnson tomorrow

This was my first thought after reading Kennedy’s comments.

#Rocket Florian Xhekaj bounces on loose puck and sets up Laurent Dauphin for shorthanded goal vs #Marlies Assists: Xhekaj #GoRocket #AHL #Hockey #GoHabsGo

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G🌻🌻D Day to you. 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚁𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙹𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚝𝚝𝚙𝚜://𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍.𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔.𝚌𝚘𝚖 #𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚝. ♻️ 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚁𝚎𝚞𝚜𝚎 #𝙳𝚘𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝙳.𝙾.𝚃. 🟢𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚙. 🌏🌍🌎 #SustainableLiving #GoGreen

My 5-4-3-2-1 Challenge. There's so many loved books so it was hard to narrow down to just these! #booksky #blacksky #booktrend #54321 #blerd #staynerdy

Screen writing script works great👍 This is why I wanted some of the extra stuff back in. This is way more interesting than just hitting a button in another room to open a door 😆 I moved the screen over to the prior room just to show it #pixelart #indiegames #indiedev

We now have two of our shows live!! But there is plenty more to come from our season of #ttrpg one-shots. We have some incredible performers and wild tales to share with you all, so please pop over, come say hi, and enjoy some out-of-this-world stories with us www.twitch.tv/starmetalpro...

Morgan took the prep process as seriously as anyone ever has! This month’s guests: Morgan from Hall of Film and Sydney Strange Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, including in video on YouTube (link in bio) #movies #filmsky

⚜️It's Interesting how people seem To🚫Understand the finite rules of Econmics&Socioeconomic Importance of being actively Civic minded. #HUMANS'RE🚫STUPID #GROOMEDto🚫giveAfuck Life's🚫Suposed to be a financial Burden&Paying attention Matters. #1GODmanyReligions 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲 #LeoPenaCIRCA2025:

I swear because I would be screaming…

Listen… my mama was watch an older show and I saw 1.02 for gas 😩😒😒😒

Protest music is supposed to make people uncomfortable. If this song pissed somebody off, it probably did its job. Comment “I’M IN” if you’re still standing for art, truth, and independent music. 🖤

For Rachel and Jon Goldberg-Polin, wearing the number of days since the war started is a moral duty.

88 patriots and a horse braved the heat on the corner of Buckner & Garland in Dallas to defend democracy. We gather every Sunday, noon-1. Protest supported by Funky East Dallas Democrats aka FEDDs, inspired by 50501 organization. Sound on for honks 🚙🚙. NO WAR! ICE OUT!

Ex-trillionaire princess Sybil Clington-Busch ascends via golden aerochariot to the G8 summit, but she is banished for 'fighting poverty'. Will she do the Royal Glass slipper try-ons & Snow White Fairness Contest? Find out in Neofeud 2! #indiedev #indiegame #retrogame #scifi #noai #scifiart

The #Fishing #Cat 🐟🐱🐈😻is #vulnerable in #India 🇮🇳 and #Thailand 🇹🇭 They are edging closer to #extinction from #palmoil #deforestation and hunting. Take action for them when you shop! #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🪔☠️🤮🧐❌ #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2022/12/01/f...

Repeat after me - we can't drill, pipe, or log our way out of this crisis. No time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #climatemergency #gorenewable

We're leaving #ASH25 filled with even more inspiration and determination to bring innovative treatment options to patients living with challenging blood cancers. Watch to see how our team engaged at this year’s meeting! 🎥 🩸

En Arabia Saudí, hoy los fieles musulmanes celebran su segundo día de peregrinación a La Meca. Este año, dos millones de personas tienen previsto acudir a la ciudad sagrada y las temperaturas oscilarán entre los 44ºC y los 47ºC. En #Canal24horas rtve.es/play/24-horas/

Col. Douglas Mcgregor says "the war will resume sooner than later" & all remaining oil infrastructure in the region will be destroyed, setting the world back by 10 yrs. donald trump had no idea how Iran would react or what they would do, but attacked it anyway because of israel. (Uncommon Sense)

Are you solving today’s problems with yesterday’s thinking? We keep expecting leaders to navigate complexity that simply didn’t exist when they learned how to lead.

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What Do YOU Say When You Need To Communicate This To Another Couple?  #ticket4play It's sad that new regulations here no longer push content like this, so it's up to you to SHARE IT!🙏 Communication Tip #1

🇪🇺🇺🇦 I don’t think the European Union can be a mediator because we are a party to the conflict – we are on Ukraine’s side rather than between Ukraine and Russia - Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski

#apple #intel #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-06/us/Business/es/bs/¿Apple-Abandona-TSMC-Intel-y-AMD-se-Disparan-en-una-Masiva-Reorganización-de-Chips-de-IA/1267930

Day 108 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Morning PT Exercises. Today’s focus is on straightening. Let’s Get It!

Feeling stuck with the same tarot meanings? Sometimes the breakthrough comes from changing the imagery, not the cards. When tarot turns inward instead of predictive, it becomes a tool for insight—not guesswork. youtube.com/live/2KtzD0M...

Does being born on US soil automatically make you an American? Today, SCOTUS hears a case that could dismantle over a century of precedent. From the historic Wong Kim Ark ruling to today, I break down what’s at stake.

This morning, two roundabouts opened in Old Town Goleta on both sides of Highway 217 on Hollister Ave. https://keyt.com/lifestyle/travel/2026/02/18/two-roundabouts-scheduled-to-open-on-hollister-ave-in-old-town-goleta/ 

I wrote this 2 years ago. How is it possibly more true now than it was then?

So true! Feels like the devil’s magic! My kid uses Claude for programming. I pay for Perplexity because I’m mostly fact checking. Cool to see you using it for business!

Everybody relax! 😅 Things just got HEATED between @SamiZayn and @CodyRhodes...

bookish opinions. have i offended anyone? #book #books #BookTok #bookish #BookishThoughts

Series tied 2-2. Tough loss last game—now it’s response time. 💥 Hostile ice, big moment… exactly where this team thrives. 60 minutes. No fear. Go take it. 🔵⚪🔴 #GoHabsGo #Habs #StanleyCupPlayoffs #Game5 #PlayoffHockey 🏒🔥

A glimpse into today’s veterans breakfast. The event kicked off with Danielle Andrade, veteran service officer II, New Mexico Veterans’ Services out of Roswell, who talked about tax changes.

Documentary Film Struggles_ Funding & Streamer Challenges. Producer Director PARIS BARCLAY discusses the new feature doc "BILLY PRESTON: THAT'S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT" Full Interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it

Episode 28 of Comedians in Dungeons Getting Dragons is out now. In this episode the Top Guns gear up for a quest but first, they try to make it down a street.

Splatoon 3 - Big Run A terrible performance almost exclusively using weapons I can't play. #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun #BigRun #Nintendo #Switch #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2 #stream Fridays 10PM UK time on twitch.tv/Buskalilly

TOMORROW! Join me *LIVE* for an interview on the Black Firm Podcast. Talking points: my candidacy, connecting and why getting involved in political advocacy is crucial to the black community www.tiktok.com/@gritzandfor... #cd1 #denverpolitics #blackcommunity

Rosa von Praunheim made LGBTQ+ history here in Germany with his movies as well as his queer rights and HIV/AIDS campaigning. He died yesterday in Berlin at age 83. May the earth be light upon you, Rosa.

What Reform and the Conservatives won't say about expanding North Sea oil and gas: it won't make bills in the UK a penny cheaper! A diverse mix of UK-produced green energy is how we lower people's bills and provide the true energy security we need.

Uniter Mary Peltola (D) is running for the U.S. Senate 🐟 Vote like your fisheries are on the line. #BlueEarth #ResistanceEarth #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory 🎥 Sir #DavidAttenborough + @marypeltola.com

🥵 Ого, становится жарко: в Москве прорвало горячую воду и двор на Ряби… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

This ruled 😂 #WWERAW

Promo Clip: Minute Maid All Natural Fruit Punch Commercial Recorded June 02, 2001 on Cartoon Network in Minneapolis, MN #advertisement #commercial #beverage #MinuteMaid #MinuteMaidCoolers #AllNatural #FruitPunch #BugsBunnyMarathon #promo #party #balloons

Republicans like to say we don’t need to fully fund programs that help pregnant moms stay fed because enrollment dropped last year. NEWSFLASH!!! Enrollment dropped because they shut down the government & starved the program for TWO MONTHS! They should really do their homework.

WHITE AND BLUE: See it here first. The Binghamton Police Department is starting to move away from the plain black vehicle design that so many agencies have been using in recent years. Watch the video and read details in this WNBF News story: wnbf.com/binghamton-p...

Roxanne's Good Guy Act Just Backfired #wwe #wrestling #shorts ⚡️ Witness an intense "wrestling" segment where a "wrestler" questions Roxanne's ambitions and trajectory within the "professional wrestling" landscape. This video captures compelling "smackdown highlights"

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

It's National CPR & AED week, so today's Monday with Marc highlights the importance of these life saving measures and how readiness and training is key. #mondayswithmarc #CPRandAEDWeek #edgertonhospital #edgertonwi