The baby needs a bottle and a long-overdue nap

Well, let’s see if I can keep the party going just a bit longer. I’ve since retired. The T-Shirt with Trump‘s face as a urinal, but I trot it out for special occasions.

This is from a man when asked what he thought of his wife’s country proudly stated I never got off the plane

Well, that isn't the word I would’ve used. But then I don’t own the Trump-to-English dictionary. A large faction of Americans is in an abusive relationship, and they don’t seem to care that they are.😢

It began by climbing into a garbage truck and, in under a year, made America trash the one thing he excels at

That’s the difference between people who are just in the world and not of the world. Trump lives in a bubble. He can’t drive a car. He has no idea how to shop for groceries. He’s a caricature of an actual person. pretending to be just plain old folk. Well, to your face anyway.

Not a lot of people can be funny in an intellectual way that still reaches people from all walks of life, it’s not condescending. It’s honest without being crass. The man truly is top-notch, and at the top of his game, he can only get better

Not really sure what movie you have been watching, but there is a poem that speaks to this perfectly. First they came….

why is Trump always yelling fire in a crowded theater?

The seduction, why is it the poorest people are always the ones cheering the loudest for the one percent who don’t even think of them as people, their things to be played with, which tells you everything you need to know about what Trump did with his brother, Jeffrey

Working on an interior scene, as it's part of the first major cutscene. Part of it calls for the player character to look into a mirror, which meant I had to figure out How To 2D Mirror. Very happy with the result though! #indiegames #indiedev #gamedev

Chinese President Xi Jinping gives an address now, saying that the U.S. and China have more commonalities than differences and urged more convergence on key areas of contention. Original post

🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 2! 🎄 We’ve kicked off our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Umar from Castlehill Global.

People in Glasgow have been given a sneak peek at the ongoing work on George Square as boards have come down at one side. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottis...

RP • @shannonhillnews Wasn’t sure I was going to do a part three! But this interview definitely needs to be heard! Part 3: Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson

Your attorney bio does more than introduce you. It is where clients decide if they trust you and where AI looks to verify your expertise. #legendslegalmarketing #lawfirmbranding #legalmarketing

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What can President #Trump do to earn his third #impeachment?

It’s #InternationalDanceDay so it’s the perfect day to learn more about the new GCSE Dance that will be taught from September 2026 💃🕺 Find out more: qualifications.wales/information-... #DanceForLife #EduSky #Wales

This is a great video essay about how women's desire has been devalued and that's led to the death of romcoms in Western media. The only thing missing is no mention of kdramas or cdramas.

Masked man documntd abusing #dog in Palestinian vilage #Samaria police invstgtng #AnimalAbuse #AnimalCruelty #stopanimalcruelty #StopAnimalTests #endanimalagriculture #Vegan #NoToMeat #NoToDairy #BeKindToAnimals #FriendsNotFood #AdoptDontShop #RescueDogs #RescueCats #NoToDogAndCatMeat #Dogs #Puppies

Why do State of Union addresses matter? Because foreign policy. Before watching Trump SOTU Tuesday, listen NOW to NEW episode C-SPAN podcast "Extreme Mortman" Because SOTU foreign policy you'll soon hear, you've heard for decades ExMo here: www.c-span.org/podcasts/sub... Or wherever you get podcasts

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Los Angeles needs 450k units of housing today. I’m going to Congress to finally fully fund Section 8 and get people housed. Make it federal policy for LA to upzone to multi-family home zones everywhere and to modernize permitting. Solve housing and we solve affordability, jobs and homelessness.

AMAZING With all that has been going on the amazing achievement of the Artemis space flight around the moon is getting missed. #space #artemis #moon #spaceflight

David Alaba coming off the pitch for the last time as a Real Madrid player 🤍 Emotional scenes 🙏

Looking for a meaningful gift that isn't boring? Stop buying junk and gift intellectual intimacy! 🧠 Choose a book, podcast, or documentary to read/watch together. Attach a note: "Let's discuss this over coffee." It's a gift and a date rolled into one—you're gifting growth! #GiftIdeas #Growth

Nobody.. my uncle pulling up with all the windows down to the cookout 🤣🤣🤣

Western Tanager female? what do you think? #Birds

Genesis (X/Twitter) Watch as Chester Thompson and Phil Collins perform their famous drum duet on the We Can't Dance Tour. Wishing a Happy 77th Birthday to Chester today! 📹 Earl's Court - We Can't Dance Tour 1992.

Today is the day that changes everything. 🗳️ Every congressional race over the next decade comes down to April 21, 6 am–7 pm. Seriously, it takes just 10 minutes to vote. Same-day registration at your polling place. Vote YES and let’s lock in fair elections! #VoteYesVirginiaToday #Virginia

“In Alberta their democracy is being attacked, their healthcare is being attacked, their public school system undermined and 3 million people have been doxed! When Jason Kenney and I are on same page you know we are in the end times!” @charlieangus104.bsky.social OShow 🇨🇦 youtu.be/GGxeyRaFcJk?si…

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Welcome to Channel CBD, for all your quick doses of channel-surfing sketch comedy. Posting will start happening twice a week. Please enjoy and don't forget to like/subscribe. Also suggestions for topics to make fun of are always welcomed.

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Laugh-in may not be around anymore, but we’ll certainly try to keep their spirit alive as we engage our own sense of political humor in the quest to rise above these crazy times of ours. Sock it to ‘em! #LaughIn #ArteJohnson #RuthBuzzi #humor #politics #government #protest #resistance

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POV: you’re toasting to Kyiv birthday with friends and air raid siren goes off because Russia decided to bomb your city The reason I’m not running is because well it’s 5 year of war. I’m tired. And it seems from reports Kyiv is not the target right now. And yet I can see my face is giving me away

Claude Cowork can clean up your folders. This prompt works in your downloads and other selected folders you want it to clean up. I help you use Claude for Small Business #aitools #aiforbusiness #claudeai @Claude

Ukraine is strong. Ukrainians are brave. But resilience is not infinite. In Odesa, I see businesses closing, people leaving, and growing fatigue after five years of war. Even bamboo snaps if bent too far. The world must stop confusing courage with endless capacity. #Ukraine

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. (deeper cut. Let me know if you know)

If you know me, you know the next time we see each other, I’m going to ask if you’ve booked that sleep study and switched to an airway dentist from @functionaldentistdirectory yet… #dentalsleepmedicine #bruxism #sleepapnea

So gutted for him - not 😂

🧵 Just so, I had a look at Trump's current timeline on Truth Social. His increasingly unhinged posts now squeeze between ads for 'snore stop' & 'wallet defender'. Who did this? 😁 P.S. The adverts make this platform entirely unreadable and that's before you look at the content...

Cambridge has a new Guinness World Record holder 🏅 @eng.cam.ac.uk @queens.cam.ac.uk student James Goh spun a tungsten fidget spinner on one finger for 30 minutes and 34.54 seconds! That's nearly 5 minutes longer than the previous record and around 20 times longer than a standard spinner 💫

Fantasy romance recs with strong FMCs, spice, and full feminine-rage revenge energy are my entire personality right now. What should I read next?

I love making dance reels for you!! #baddie #reelsvideo #fypシ❤️💞❤️ #hotgirl

NYC Jews have taken over Palantir. Jewish New Yorkers have taken over the lobby of Palantir, a key corporate pillar propping up ICE and the surveillance state. No more corporations profiting off fear, surveillance, and displacement. @empiremustfall.bsky.social

Live rosin meets the viral #dubaichocolate making one hot mess of a kitchen sesh. I tempered the chocolate so that snap is 100% real. Watch me infuse live Saturdays at 1:20pm PT on YouTube. #chocolatier #milligramsmatter #culinaryscience

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@lilnickmuller Buckle up snowflakes. We got @vanillaiceofficial

DJ Ray's MOD-POP MONDAY Monday May 25th, 2026 "Earrings" by Malcolm Todd Full Song: youtu.be/a4tdS3IB294?... @djraysmusic.com

¿Sabías que el coral es un animal? 😯 Miles de pólipos forman arrecifes que albergan una biodiversidad extraordinaria.  La Gran Barrera de Coral, con más de 2.500 km, es la mayor estructura creada por organismos vivos del planeta. #DíaMundialDeLosArrecifes #WorldReefDay

Sen. Murphy: When Trump came into office, ICE's budget was $10B. ICE's budget is now 11 times that. $115B. Taxpayers entrust their money to us to spend it wisely. We swear an oath to assure that their money is not used to fund illegal behavior. Every single day ICE is violating the Constitution.

O editor-chefe da Fórum, Renato Rovai, comenta sobre as articulações de Flávio e Eduardo Bolsonaro junto ao governo dos EUA e os impactos dessas ações para a soberania brasileira. Ao comparar o caso com o tratamento dado pelos estadunidenses a... 🧵1/2⤵️ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐋Á𝐕𝐈𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐎𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐏𝐈𝐗