Me…

The ratio of party to lyric memorization multiplied by the quotient of drinking references into X, where X is equal to whether the scene is a montage or not. Fucking science.

When I left home & moved into my first apartment with a friend from high school, we A) celebrated by me trying Taco Bell for the first time & he licked his wrapper clean B) talked & he said we could cut each other’s hair to save $ C) talked & he said “My porn, is your porn.” D) all of the above

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

That was my second apartment. Three accounts at once. Sell the CD’s from account 3 to pay for accounts 1 & 2

@shezcrafti.com and I are watching The Lawnmower Man.

Me whenever an auction like this comes up and I’m trying to navigate the Paypal login…

Calgon, take me away. Thanks @terrorvisionvids.bsky.social for this dead media bliss….

Lets not forget that the older brother was cloning credit cards with equipment he kept in a code-locked safebox in his room..at 12 years old. Like, is he John Conner or something?

The reckless call for holy battles by political figures like Raghuraj Pratap Singh directly poisons our secular fabric. Using divisive rhetoric to mobilize the masses under the guise of protection is a blatant attempt to incite violence and destroy national harmony.

This #AAPIHeritageMonth, we're celebrating AAPI communities and amplifying the health disparities that deserve our attention year-round.

STAY SAFE AND TAKE CARE!

The garden looks lovely today & I'm particularly pleased with the Manhattan Lights lupins! #garden

🚨 New episode alert! Why was Mohamed Al-Fayed protected for so long? Andy & Neil hear from survivor Cheska Hill-Wood about abuse, cover-ups and the powerful people accused of helping him evade scrutiny Listen & watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #harrods #coverup #podcastclips

Russian State Duma deputies are being asked whether they use a VPN, as rumors are circulating in Russia that the Ministry of Digital Development is pressuring companies to implement VPN blocking.

More mature, more disciplined

DUA LIPA sues Samsung for $15 million for allegedly using her image to sell TVs The lawsuit alleges that Samsung featured a copyrighted image of the ​pop star on the front of cardboard boxes containing televisions for retail sale REUTERS / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL May 11, 20266:27 AM GMT+2 May 12, 2026

The Royal Family Revealed Comically sad. By haplessly doing normal tasks any person could and would do, Will & Kate only look more useless and out of touch. Making pasta, pouring lattes, rolling welsh cakes, delicately hammering nails…is this supposed to make the pampered duo relatable?

Trump: "You will now be able to purchase a refrigerator that actually gives you cold air."

Bravo 👏👌🙌

#OnThisDay in 2010, James Sorensen last appeared as Declan Napier, ending a 3 year run #Neighbours #BringBackNeighbours

Cigar I didn't get the whiskers right. The color is far too uniform. But his eyes are delightful. #art #digitalart #painting #cigar #oldman #old #man #beard #relaxing #relax #African #africanamerican #timelapse

A true journalist - Alex Crawford🙏

…workers. These workers will then help the queen (now nest bound) to raise subsequent broods. They’ll forage, nurse and perform other nest duties. Later in the summer the queen will produce male offspring from unfertilised eggs. These males will disperse in search of a… 5/14

It’s been a few hours and there is slobbery balls of this everywhere 😂 like chewing gum she spits it out after a bit. I’m glad she isn’t swallowing it all. It’s really not great for dogs. But look how happy she is 🥰

My friends here is Orange Satan accusing Democrats of killing babies at 9 months and also killing them after they are born. This is EXACTLY what we are seeing in videos from Epstein files. Everything this evil man says is a confession. He loves death! He’s seen it up close with these innocent kids.

@profgalloway.com has optioned his book for a TV series. Who do you think should play @karaswisher.bsky.social?

Just watch. Trust me. Lmaooo

Back in 2025, after Virginia Giuffre’s reported suicide, other Epstein survivors publicly stated they were not suicidal and warned they were living in fear. Juliette Bryant claimed multiple victims had died under suspicious circumstances — while mainstream media largely ignored the warnings.

The operation of hexacopter bombers from the 79th Air Assault Brigade against Russian shelters in the city of Myrnohrad, Donetsk region.

What has Donald Trump unleashed on the world? Today on the Pod, @repmcgovern.bsky.social and @joecirin.bsky.social weigh in. McGovern asks, have we learned nothing from the past wars in the Middle East? Apparently not. bit.ly/Click-2-Listen YouTu.be/X92uTO8eVFM

It’s damn shameful to say… The IRGC is more trustworthy than the “President” of the United States. This is no longer about Left or Right. It’s about whether ANY of us can trust our own “leadership” when it really matters. #BLUE #BLUEWAVE #VoteMagaOut #Iran #NOWAR

😂 So this is what happens when you go on a DIET Eat what makes you happy!

Happy 80th birthday to the one and only John Waters. John is an filmmaker, writer, actor, and artist who has made such classic films as Multiple Maniacs (1970), Pink Flamingos (1972), Female Trouble (1974), Hairspray (1988),Polyester (1981), Cry-Baby (1990), & Serial Mom (1994). #OnThisDay

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Stop Expecting Her to Tell You What to Do

Rainbow Bridge, Tokyo, Japan #Japan #Nippon

This indie dev is creating a platformer game where you are a package, and have to deliver yourself - Roll, jump, and glide your way - Explore every crack and corner to find the best route to your final destination - No label? No problem This game is called The Box is Alive on Steam.

Day 167 in Tbilisi: It's cold, it's windy, and somewhere far away the mountains are enjoying a cute little snow party. But we’re still here, stylishly freezing in front of the parliament. No mountains, just an illegitimate government to overthrow 😸 #GeorgiaProtests

Yikes: New Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa says that football is his "part-time job" since having multiple children. Tagovailoa is only 28 years old and has already made $180 million in the NFL. 😬😬😬 Original post

Future? No Thanks! is part of the legendary Leftfield Collection and it's currently playable at the MCM Comic Con in London! 📅 22 - 24 May 2026 📍ExCeL, London #MCM #leftfield #EGX www.mcmcomiccon.com

You can find it within you to do. I know it

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt explains how the US-Iran war is going for all you brainless losers who didn't understand the President's amazing speech yesterday! youtu.be/TJVEiGu4-Yc?...

#liberty #democracy #nokings #folkpunk #songwriter

The Cult of the Clitoris 🧵

A good honk-n-wave today in Albany, Oregon! Here are some of the participants from the west side of Ellsworth.

Joined @99pi.org to talk about the U.S. Constitution, balance of state & federal power, and what it means for our fights against the Trump Admin.    It’s law school 101: While the federal gov’t can incentivize behavior, it can't coerce states to change policies.

Tengo una mesa matancera de mi abuela con ese hueco de un taco de madera y luego tengo los broches de seguridad de las palomitas. Estas cosas incomprensiblemente me hacen muy feliz.

🌊 Un pez espada ha sido avistado nadando dentro del puerto de Getaria, saliendo con el cambio de marea. 📹 El vídeo lo ha publicado Verballenas. #Verballenas #Pezespada #Getaria

INCOMING EAGLES! When we recorded a few weeks ago, we predicted Eagles vs Bills. Let’s see if our prediction will be completely correct.

Nagashi Somen (flowing noodles) in a secluded mountain area of ​​Gifu. 🏠 [Fudotaki Hirozuki] 📍6-39 Tsukechi-cho, #Nakatsugawa City, #Gifu Prefecture ⏰ 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM / 💤: Irregular 🍽️ Nagashi Somen (flowing noodles) ¥1,000 / Tomatoes and cucumbers ¥100 each / Ramune (Japanese soda) ¥300 [con't] 👇🏽

Submission for my request to play Bill Evans in a biopic 🎹 How My Heart Sings ❤️ 🎶

Orange Crush on the announce desk from Davis!! #AEWDynamite

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle Now Comes Grim amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ Whispers of Power a.co/d/iQQnejO Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1 #scifi #fantasy #thriller

TWICE?!

Revive ancient baking with our premium dried sourdough starter flakes. Just add water & flour for bubbly, wild yeast. Shop now on Etsy for your artisan loaf! #artisan #foodie #naturalleavened #sourdough #focaccia #slowfood #baker #healthybaking #boule #sourdoughbread #starter #breadmaking #homemade

Browsing the @ussoccer.com Pop-up shop at Grand Central Station in NYC 🛍️