Me trying to get my friends to leave Instagram

Basically it’s all job applications and this type of shit for me rn

You got writers who create a woman they clearly are crushing on and she’s got like big boobs and is demure or whatever. Then you got me with the queer violent gangling femme who is increasingly talking like Wayne from Wayne’s world

🙂 Maybe 2026 will be better.

We’ve entered the General Grievous stage of the upper respiratory bug

When you gotta pay your respects but also need to clear the game in under 4 hours

POV: you dropped 25 million bucks to rig an election and still lost it

Our building manager’s honest reaction to the psychopath who’s been leaving their dog’s shit in in the tiny waste bin by the mailbox for months:

Had an anxiety attack right before my next dosage of anti-anxiety meds

Chris Chestnut speaks on doing rapid response, ICE activity in the 805, and calls out LAPD for backing ICE. He also explains why ICE is not mainly targeting criminals, pointing to DHS data showing that most immigrants detained had no criminal record.. with 85% deemed to have a threat level of zero.

"We don't have a gas supply problem. We have a gas export problem. “This is now the time to act.” – Nicolette Boele MP ✍ Sign the petition calling on the government to tax the gas industry its fair share! 👇 https://theaus.in/4uAU9Dp

Ontario farmers and agri-food producers face a wall of challenges amid global uncertainty and trade disruption. Can resilience, innovation and know-how could lead the way to greater food independence for the entire country? Tonight at 7pm on TVO Today Live.

A couple years ago, it was unthinkable to build a project not on GitHub. But now, it's healthy to have more hosts and other ways of doing things. @steveklabnik.com on the current state of GitHub and the rise of alternatives. fallthrough.fm/ep/70 #OpenSource

WNBA Got Game: Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull Met Katie Lou Samuelson’s Kid After the Game and It Was So Adorable 🥰 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #LexieHull #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

NO WAR WITH IRAN! Take the A Train by Billy Strayhorn #cello #nowarwithiran #jazz #artistsagainstwar #antiwar

No peeping, hooman. Us cats value our privacy. 😼😽😅 #cats #privacy

Marco Rubio ha viscut una roda de premsa caòtica a la Casa Blanca mentre exercia com a portaveu interí. Enmig del desordre ha admès que és daltònic i ha acabat resumint la situació: “És un caos total”.

4 days left to get Money out of Michigan Politics! Go to MopUpMichigan.org/signhere #MMOP #MopUpMichigan #MichigandersForMoneyOutOfPolitics #MoneyOutOfPolitics #Money

SNL cracks the code on Trump's strategy! "We don't know [what's happening]! And that's the whole point! If we don't know what we are doing, then Iran definitely doesn't know what we are doing!"

Six Warehouses Catch Fire over the weekend Including one from Amazon. #news #politics #economy #amazon

Fee-only fiduciary advice is objective, transparent, and conflict-free. Learn how Pathview Wealth Advisors' tax-first approach benefits clients. Blog link in comments. #FeeOnlyAdvisor #FinancialPlanning #TaxFirstApproach #IndependentAdvisor #ClientFocused #ConflictFreeAdvice #SanDiego #California

🚨 In a candid one-hour interview, U.S. Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra responds to tough questions on China, trade, energy and Canada–U.S. tensions. Watch the full interview: https://rebelne.ws/4cd5se7

Win or lose, Donovan Mitchell is all in with the Cavs. Video: Paris McGee Jr, Clevelanddotcom

We have some warmer days heading our way, but lower humidity for at least the next couple of days means they won't feel too terrible. Here's an update from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

Finally finished #ResidentEvilRequiem!🥳 Huge THANK YOU to @capcomusa.com & @residentevil.capcomusa.com for this gorgeous, wonderful game!😭❤️🙏 If anyone haven't checked this game out yet -- highly recommend!💯 Also: thanks to 'crow_02' for the raid & love!❤️🙏 Sent the raid & love to 'klauste'!🎉

Sugar affects more than your weight—it affects how you feel every day. Too much sugar can contribute to inflammation, low energy, and long-term health decline. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCShLI6X7Xw

That pigeon from yesterday definitely knew I was filming him! 😁 #pigeons | #kent #england

🏒 Michael McCarron helps kill off a penalty then skates down the center of the ice and rips one past Oettinger! Minnesota Wild have scored three straight to lead Dallas 3-2. #MNWild

I’m sitting in the Michigan Senate where we just passed Kids Over Clicks to protect kids from Big Tech and yes, I’m lamenting that it is almost May and still this gray.

"Matt Goodwin is an embarrassment to Reform - 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘳." Failed Reform UK candidate Matt Goodwin is facing accusations of fake quotes, factual errors, and AI-generated content in his new book. Is it time to reassess his entire academic legacy?

Are you safe from Arrows underwater?! 🏹

I will include a high and low waisted variant of the pants :D

For those who prefer motion (AA's acquired)

#mensik collapsing and writhing in pain but still wins! #rolandgarros #rg #frenchopen #czechia #czechrepublic #tennis #atp #atptour #itf #grandslam #tennisplayer #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports

💡Cold weather can strain your vehicle’s battery.🥶 As winter ends, a quick check may help prevent a no-start morning. Small maintenance steps like this can keep your vehicle running smoothly.🚗 Learn More About Harmony: https://HarmonyTurbines.com #HarmonyTurbines #VehicleCare

𝙄𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝...?

Contrapunk : générateur d'harmonie MIDI en temps réel et convertisseur guitare-to-MIDI, fait en Rust. Règles de contrepoint (Palestrina, Bach, Jazz), latence sous 10ms, tourne en natif et dans le navigateur via WebAssembly. https://contrapunk.com/

🟠 NOTIZIE IN BREVE Il ministero degli Esteri cinese chiede a Stati Uniti e Iran di rispettare il cessate il fuoco. Libaro: raid israeliani causano la morte di almeno 31 persone. I tagli annunciati di Stati Uniti ai contingenti Nato in Europa sono "sostanziali".

Finally unfollowed and wiped my hands of the girl that made my best friend stop talking to me. At first she would FaceTime him multiple times while we’d hang out and then she would just show up lol. Knowing I’m like married, and he’s been my bff for years. He sucks too, throwing all the trash out fr

🇫🇷⚖️ Au dernier jour du procès en appel de l'affaire du financement libyen de la campagne présidentielle de 2007 de Nicolas #Sarkozy, la défense de l'ex-chef de l'État a fustigé le "roman grotesque" des accusations. Les précisions de notre journaliste Marie Schuster ⤵️

The efficiency of a mobile industrial fume extractor

This is how the Russian Wagner Group hired British citizens to carry out an attack in London.

It’s nice to sit in mum and dads garden before Sunday dinner

🎥 CNN's Clarissa Ward travels to #Bunia in the Democratic Republic of #Congo and speaks to the #director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO) about the #Ebola crisis.

If someone is happy and calm, their trip might be fun. But if they’re scared or upset, their trip might be frightening, making them feel like they’re losing control or very worried. #Podcast #MagicMushrooms #BadTrip #MentalHealth #Psilocybin #Hallucinogens #PsychedelicExperience #MushroomTrip

Dodgers vs Blue Jays

He abierto Instagram y me he encontrado a mí mismo.

“We did not have regime change, but we changed the regime.” #gasprices

Tried a new songgggg I can’t wait to work it up a little and make is smootherrrr #furry #furryfandom #littlealphapup #mydays #notebookmusical

Good morning Ash and wallies of Wülferhampton. Happy 🐪 day, yes it’s Wednesday dear Popetato 🤗

Please enjoy this bunny giving itself a thorough grooming in the middle of the snow.

You would think Donald Trump's job would be stressful if he cared about the weight of the decisions he was making, but he doesn't.

C-14 is vital in a huge number of fields and is one of the most important isotopes ever discovered! Preview clip of my discussion on the science behind radiocarbon dating with archaeologist @flintdibble.bsky.social . Clip: youtube.com/shorts/BMvzt... Full: youtube.com/watch?v=yZvS... ⚛️🧪

As we mark 100 episodes of the Sumud podcast,  We thank you, dear Sumud Family , for your support. Here’s to the next 100. Here’s to Sumud. 🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com  📲 Follow @dredhasan | @sumudpod

YOU WON'T BELIEVE What Happens Next! 😱🔥 | RuViral 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

This is from a few months ago but it's so on the money I am reposting it 🤨👇🏼

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

Ms Rachel: “Why don’t people care about kids who were born in certain places? You could have been born there. Your kids could have been born there.”

Das Gewitter vorhin war echt toll. Zum Glück musste zu der Zeit keine von uns nach draußen! :D