this is one of the funniest bits of random idle dialogue i've run into so far

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spin #PokemonPokopia

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what were they doing…………………….

haven't tomodachiposted in a while so here comes a smorgasbord starting off with an unsurprisingly-accurate food discovery

what a truly delightful videogame this is

this poor serp simply cannot catch a break this is twice now that he's fallen within arm's reach of someone and they continue with an activity instead (also why are you doing pushups in the middle of the fucking crosswalk pls)

deeply cursed faceswap this is

Arnie never skipped leg day. Neither will Miguel 🔨 #PowerAthleteBTH

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the war in Gaza Strip was a major factor for young voters in 2024 and argues Democrats are doing a “real disservice” by omitting it from post-election analysis.

Mom thought I’d be judged but she was pure love 💛 Supported me & helped choose KUGIG feminine wash 🛁 #fypシ゚viralシ #trendingnow #reelsfypシ #viralreelschallenge #wolink #womenhealthdomain

Make hugs, not war!

BREAKING: President Obama just surprised a group of Veterans on Veterans Day. This is what real leadership looks like. To all our cherished veterans, thank you for your service. 🇺🇲 #VeteransDay #ThankAVeteran #FoundersOfAntifa

Children headed to the concentration camps in #NaxiGermany Will we protect our children in the #USA?

Folks want cheaper gas, not foreign wars.

Devex’s Ayenat Mersie is in Kigali for the Africa CEO Forum, the largest international meeting of the African private sector. She shares the key conversations she has been tracking as Rwandan President Paul Kagame calls for Africa to retain control over its critical minerals. #ACF2026

Air Force One landed at Beijing Capital International Airport in China. Trump’s state visit includes a bilateral meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping. He is the first U.S. president to visit China since his last state visit in 2017 during his first term.

In the Callais decision, the Supreme Court claimed the authority to define racial discrimination, disempowering Congress and states from addressing both current and inherited structures of racial inequality. Watch @olatij.bsky.social on The Briefing with Michael Waldman: bit.ly/4wjhSJC

If the Civil Rights heroes could beat authoritarianism in their era, with far fewer legal protections, surely we can do it in ours. From the end of my MLK day speech at the Wisconsin Capitol this week.

That's three for Chicago! The Fire are flying in the Capital!

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The time to act is now. The cost of living is way too high, but instead of pushing policies to make life more affordable, Republicans have only made matters worse by stripping millions of Americans of their health care.

How big could the Democratic wave be in 2026? This big:

Caufield has 40 and the game winner!

Natibu and Mwinzi are heading out into Kaluku for their morning walk. 5,000 acres bordering Tsavo East. Things to investigate, things to eat, things to attempt to climb. A very good place to grow up. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/r/kaluku-herd

EN VILLA COAPA, TLALPAN | "Atendemos un incendio en un negocio de la Colonia Villa Coapa, Alcaldía Tlalpan. #AlMomento, informo que no se reportan personas lesionadas. @ClaraBrugadaM", informa Jefe Vulcano Cova 12:50 a.m. 23 mayo 26

This Day in Buster..August 17, 1931 The Sioux City Journal prints, "Feminine Clothing as a first aid to comedy has its drawbacks, according to Buster Keaton.'If the skirts are too narrow, you may get laughs and take a chance on breaking your neck; if they're too wide, you can do-

Who’s going to beat the Spurs? Original post

OpenAI Launches DeployCo, GM Shifts Workforce Toward AI, and AI That Listens #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

🚨 A News is BACK and we're breaking it down, so you don't have to. Think Weekend Update. Now cut the budget. Now cut it again. Now remove anyone who knows what they're doing. That's us. We're that. New episode OUT NOW exclusively from ALCiT. 🎬 youtu.be/WoC6thpynsY

Meet Silvia Zuffi, Senior Research Scientist at IMATI–CNR 🇮🇹 and ELLIS Member working in #ComputerVision. She believes in the power of connecting scientists across Europe and aims to make a real impact with AI for animal welfare & conservation. #WomenInELLIS

This hat is 🔥🔥🔥 Skyline HS alum Bip Roberts shows off the new B’s lid that dropped tonight! Stay tuned for more Oakland high school colorways throughout the season: oaklandballers.com/shop/dropzone

Trump cares more about himself, his family riches, and his ballroom than the struggles working families are facing because of his policies.

A happy day video

Jogando Pokopia agora Hitmonchan: - Trouxe um presente para você... Não é nada de especial, mas espero que goste. SOCO NA CARA 🥊✨

4/10/26 congressman fry doesn’t want to do his constitutional duty. Yes, I said doody. #news #politics #currentevents

They're Back! Dank je wel Mascolori 🥰 mascolori.eu/products/eas... #runningshoes

Seeing red when you brush? Bleeding gums are telling you all is not well in your mouth. Lets talk about it this Talking Teeth Thursday. FB 7pm. Tips on what to do...and what not to do. #talkingteeththursday #growingsmilesuk #oralhealth #SelfCare #GumHealth #oralhealthforoverallhealth

The first big boost to @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social's #CharitibundiBowl came with the first Trump administration's anti-immigration messaging. The 2026 event, which runs through this weekend, crossed the million-dollar mark Wednesday evening. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Great, hidden, local’s restaurant #LasPlatosRotos at the #SlowMarket in #Merida. Lunch was Cauliflower Lasagna with tortellini soup and egg with eggplant and spinach patties with spaghetti. Only menu was a large board, all in Spanish! Fun and interesting. 🎶Music by #CCnDocMusic 🎶 #MeridaMágico

New feature in Edge Fusion improves blending quality at a distance, and the effect looks more realistic! ► https://kronnect.com/go/edge-fusion #unity3d #indie #indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity #indiegames #assetstore #unity #unitydeveloper #games

🥘 Lone Chef sera un Cookingvania (terme que je viens d'inventer) promettant de vivre moult aventures et rebondissements dans un monde post-apocalyptique où même les mets les plus simples auraient disparus. 🎮 "Prochainement" sur Steam et Switch.

They’re so dramatic #hungrydog #aspca #sarahmclachlan #dogsofinstagram #frenchbulldog

Stressed about exams, an interview, or an upcoming game? 😐 Dr Hannah Critchlow from @magdalenecollege.bsky.social says that we do need a little bit of stress in order to grow, but too much can be harmful. Hannah studies the 21st century human brain and shares advice on striking the right balance.

What's the REAL WHO’s Stance on Tobacco Harm Reduction? The WHO says it supports public health — but where does it really stand on vaping and harm reduction? 🤔They keep saying we “need more research” — but the evidence is already clear.

RT @WNBAonNBC: Paige Bueckers dishes to Azzi Fudd who shot fakes and hits the pretty jumper! 📺 Peacock and NBCSN

Mental health care is health care, and for too long, mental health has NOT been treated with the urgency, compassion, or attention it deserves. I have worked with WellSpace Health for many years to improve our 988-access hotline and invest federal funds into mental health projects. 🧵

Still waiting for those files….🦗🦗

What’s it like hanging out with me.

it’s a disease tom #fyp #therapyhumor #katwilliams #intervention

Send good positive vibes, husband is off for a fairly big job interview

Vote Pauline Hanson's One Nation if you want migrants who'll assimilate into Australia's traditional values and culture... like rape and wife-beating. Make your mind up Pauline. Bullsh*t artist. #auspol #OneNation #Rape

Sense of scale here is fantastic.

"Ten year ago under the Conservative government I was a part of, support for separation was zero." Poilievre asked what the impact would be for Alberta leaving- he says it would be "bad", adding that PM Mark Carney needs to take responsibility and explain how he'll unite everyone.

CLOSING ON FRIDAY: Becoming the Cambridgeshire & Peterborough Combined Authority’s Executive Director of Transport is a rare, high impact leadership opportunity for an exceptional transport strategist. For more information on this fantastic role, please visit www.faerfield.co.uk/cpca.

Knicks take Game 1 and MSG is going INSANE 🔥

@tomsteyerhq.bsky.social Imma just call it for you right now LMAO

Throwback to 2021 - Isack Hadjar clinching Race 1 in Formula Regional 🇲🇨 #FIA #MonacoGP