this was from a couple days ago, but it's quite possibly the most deranged news story i've gotten yet

damn those dastardly tuna fish

a mere two hours after adding Bryony to the island, the gals enter Goofball Mode I didn't think Miis could do a "following along" chain like this lmao

caught this delightful little game of tag going on earlier this morning

what a truly delightful videogame this is

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several phenomenal conversations happening at the team returners household today

Putin called Xi Jinping his “long-time good friend” ahead of his visit to China. Trade between Russia and China continues to grow, having long surpassed the $200-bln mark. 😈

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Ed Gallrein claims he’s been debating Thomas Massie since November

They couldn’t even give me the finish 😭 #VSky #VTuber #ENVTuber #AzureGlimpse

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Donovan Mitchell:

US President Donald Trump attempts to joke about a possible political future in Israel during a media interaction amid ongoing tensions with Iran

Antonelli Makes F1 History, Laporta Addresses Messi Departure, and Sabalenka vs Gauff Highlights #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

He has got to be kidding but he’s not because MAGA gulps this down like a cold beer. The goal is to shut down Medicare as we currently have it, by the way. It’s in the Kevin Roberts Heritage Foundation plan to destroy our safety net programs. #pinks #MAGAsucks #bluecrew

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Why are normal civilians trying to stop a HOLOCAUST and the fucking governments are complicit. No fucking wonder war world 2 happened you selfish mfs

Almost there Madge, Almost there. Every accusation is a confession Madge, every single one. Now you see who is the actual pedophile and chief Madge? Not the Democrats.

Hier geht es nur alleine um die Anatomie, natürlich muss die Frau sich wohl fühlen. Abbildung von Sarah Schmid #geburt #gebären #schwangerschaft Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars #news #politics #war #iran #Oscar

WIRTZ!!!!!!!!! 2-0

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!

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Why does paying someone else mortgage feel normal, but paying your own feels scary? #mortgage #renting #owner #tenant #realestate

Trump’s corrupt dealings and reckless war of choice with Iran have hurt the economy so badly that even Fox News can’t spin it. Oil prices are surging, the Dow is down, and working families are one again the ones stuck paying the price.

Are you angry yet? These ICE agents drug a pregnant woman and treat her like an animal. This is Trump's America. #community #wethepeople #resist #standtogether #getloud

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The wait is almost over! ❤️ 5/19 is the day that Sharon McMahon joins The Sacred Slope and releases her new children’s book, We Are Mighty, from @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social Sharon reminds us that ordinary people really can help make the world more just through their belief in “We the People.”

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Trump: A very long lake, we call it the reflecting lake. That's longer than the tallest building in the world if you set it on the side.

Here, Former German foreign minister claims she saw Hamas video of an Israeli woman "being raped on camera." But no such video exists.

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A pro-Palestine demonstration linked to Gaza caused major disruption at Utrecht Central after protesters entered the railway tracks, forcing train services at one of the country’s busiest transport hubs to be suspended.

Repeating the same message doesn’t build trust, it creates fatigue. After the first touch, prospects need proof: case studies, testimonials, and credibility. Great marketing evolves the conversation, not repeats it.

Genesis of a Super El Niño! Why do we expect this El Niño to be one of the strongest on record? - A main reason: Huge subsurface heat - exceeding most anything we’ve observed in spring - motoring eastward from the deep Western Tropical Pacific Ocean to the East Pacific and emerging at the surface 1/

#notplayingAmerica250

tbh we would've liked this to be a surprise at wrestlemania #wwe #wrestlemania #finnbalor #dirtydom

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Tremayne Cobb Jr gives the ballers a 2-1 lead in the bottom of the 3rd with this solo shot! #oaklandballers #townbiz

I got to chat with Steve Grove, CEO and Publisher of the Minnesota Star Tribune on my podcast, One Hour Detours.

Many hands make light work! We drove straight through to Reno so that we could get all set up for the Reno Sportsman Show. It is our first time in Nevada shooting BB guns! We hope to see you there! Special thanks to @cameronstraubtattoos, @_crindustries, for their help!

#spacex #starship #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/zsnkhhvl

Pretty birds! Nice to see the garden coming back to life. Good am!☕🌄☕ Sunny \ hot here. Hope you enjoy a fun one over there. The babies are funny. The squirrels in home tree looking at me from side and from sploot. All is fine so far. Enjoy your critters as well.🐿💚🐥🌬🌞

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In a few days, Republicans will try to hand Trump over $70 billion more for concentration camps like Delaney Hall.

"Suga Mama" is a top 5 Beyoncé song to me. I'm over here jamming.

Child A: “Is 1 a prime number?” Child B: “It used to be but someone in history changed the rules.” Living and learning… #EduSky

We have been workin our booties off to make sure we're bringin' all the queer joy protest vibes to Boston Pride!! See you June 6th in downtown Boston. Parade @ 11am, Pride Festival in Boston Common 12-6pm. Stop by our table and learn more about nonviolent civil resistance! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

🇺🇸 Trump: "I was not tricked by Netanyahu into an Iran war. I'm the one who started it. I don't want to bore anybody." Translation: 🇺🇸 Obama and Biden avoided war because they understood the consequences. Trump was fooled by Netanyahu and now won't admit it that he is an idiot.🤬🍊🤡

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