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A few additions & we'll be winning titles again - but only with a competent manager who isn't out of his depth. I despaired yesterday & the game before & the game before that & the game before that watching Slot on the sidelines only looking vaguely interested when he saw the TV cameras were on him.

Dirty shithouse grifter is Russell Brand. Thick as shit too. But this is funny.

I'd just like to report: Today has been an exceptionally good day. I've been out and about, and I haven't seen ONE single Morris Dancer. Pheeeeew!!! 🤣👍 Yaaaaaay! 😆🤣😁 Wahooooo!!!! 😁

That's montage of them singing "Arsenal Forever" on Sky Sports. 😭😭😭

How in the hell 'would' or 'could' you punish a bird?

Me trying to find a get out clause in Arne Slots contract. 🤣

PMSL This is absolute GOLD.

This maybe a little leftfield, but i was having a ciggie at my mates last night & we were looking for his cat. Came out 30 mins later & I said 'what's that'? It was a huge hedgehog. Except it wasn't. It was two hedgehogs..erm...bonking. 🤣 They were going everywhere & he would NOT get off her. 😭

Will this 'examination' ever be complete?🤔 We need full BDS. Our bill to sanction Israel will be voted on in the Dáil this Wednesday evening. We need to fully cut genocidal Israel off economically, just like was done with apartheid South Africa. #VoteToSanctionIsrael

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

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Lovely comments part 36 It’s fun to highlight stupid comments, but I don’t want to neglect to fully appreciate how the vast majority of comments I get are super lovely! Here are some from TikTok. Music by @olympiatroutpatrol.

👍🏽🇺🇦😁😁 Wohlgemerkt: 1600 km von der ukrainischen Grenze entfern! ☝🏽 In der Stadt Gubacha im russischen Perm-Bezirk wurde das Chemiewerk „Metafrax Chemicals“ (1-2) von Drohnen angegriffen. Das Unternehmen ist einer der größten Hersteller von Methanol und chemischen Produkten in Russland. 👇🏽1/3

A live frog has been found sealed inside a bag of lettuce bought at a Woolworths supermarket in the remote Western Australian town of Esperance. The roomates who discovered the small green frog released him near a local dam “with his little snack of lettuce." #VMNews

Black Uhuru - Black History Fun Facts Doc- #blackuhuru #reggae #blackhistorymonth #jamaica #grammys #music #blackhistory

Happy National Tourism Week! 🌊🇨🇦 Tourism fuels strong communities & our economy, thanks to the amazing people who make Canada shine every day 👏 And let’s be honest… #SouthShoreStMargarets is one of the most beautiful spots 😉 Drop your favourite local place 👇 #ExploreSouthShore #ExploreCanada

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Fun should never come @ cost of another living being's freedom #Elephants #Elephant #ElephantSanctuary #SavetheElephants #FreeTheElephants #AnimalWelfare #BanCircus #BanCircuses #AnimalRescue #NoToAnimalCaptivity #CaptivityIsCruel #EmptyTheCages #FreeTheAnimals #SayNoToCaptivity #SavePigs #BanFur

The Rock absolutely crushed at the Roast of Kevin Hart last night. Back in great shape, too. Ring shape, even? #WWE

#aewdynamite 🤼 Women!

#aewcollision 🤼 #aew

Continuing through my first playthrough of #GhostOfYotei on stream today. Come hang out and say hi! twitch.tv/anakonistark

AJ's red flags 🚩 AJ & Lulu are streaming on #youtubegaming & #twitch every Thursday at 7pm PST! #streamer #gaymer #queer #twitch #youtube #indiegaming #lgbt #anime #pokemon #retro #pixelgames #rpgmaker #pokopia #cozygaming #cozygames #retrogaming #pokemonecho #fangame

Rep Justin J Pearson #tn #scotus #vra #racism #boosting

The final strike of Rome. 🏛️🛡️ Struck between 1449 and 1453, this silver stavraton represents the last stand of Constantine XI and the fall of Constantinople. A physical witness to the end of a 1,500-year-old empire. 🪙⚔️⛓️ Shop the final legacy: Kinzercoins.com

I’ve been trying to be a good patient, but we’re now 11 months out from my stinking injury and enough is enough! This is what I’m telling my shoulder. And I had a big snafu with my back in the interim which didn’t help. Anyway, here are some V switches from today. #handstands

Trump: "The Somalians are all crooks. Crooked as hell. Ilhan Omar. And we got them."

RSV Maternal Vaccine Cuts Infant Hospitalizations in Real World, Yet Insurance Barriers Risk Widening Racial Gaps This Season Insurance barriers in the Dallas study will blunt the vaccine's proven 67% efficacy from RCTs, leavi ▶ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wSSG0mmWt2c #TheFactum #VITALIS

Watch David Borenstein, who just won an Oscar for his documentary “Mr. Nobody Against Putin,” call out the dangers of the pending Paramount-WBD merger, and what it means for press freedom.

We continue our celebration of Asian Pacific Islander Month honoring Local 569-Edmonton, AB, Member Raj Brar.

Hear directly from youth canvassers about their experience door knocking in California CD-45! Rep. Derek Tran won by a narrow margin of 653 votes last cycle — which means every conversation counts. Help protect the district and sign up to canvass at the link in our bio 🔗 #bluewave

COIN OF THE WEEK TIME! MEET: THE SENSOR COIN ✨ 👀 Targets the highest value coin ⚡️ Zaps everything in its way 🧠 Built with raccoon laser science #roguelike #indiedev #raccoin

Party 🎉 Animal 🐾🐶😂😂❤️

Mary J. Blige said it best: What you say to yourself matters more than what anyone else says. What you tell yourself becomes what you believe. Choosing yourself isn’t selfish. It’s how you show up better for everything and everyone. Start there. #SheShed

she looks stunning

A historic moment for Banff National Park as bison return after 140 years, restoring the ecosystem and wildlife heritage of the region.

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller #Flumultus #QuoteOfTheDay

See smoke, post smoke ✨ Please cleanse ya mind in whatever way you can y’all. It’s been a lot lately 😭

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"Our plan for such sanctions is being implemented – in response to Russian attacks", #Zelensky said today regarding 🇺🇦 long-range sanctions & mid-strikes: "This is what genuinely impacts Russia's potential for aggression" #Ukraine 📽️Tonight, oil depot in Matveyev Kurgan, Russia.

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A banner week for tyrants, racists, and dummies (or banner decade, really)

My Caterday tax with dog interest

Read the text, then play the video… Obviously, Trump is lying his ass off here—that’s all he knows how to do. But Susie Wiles unable to prevent herself from ripping off three involuntary tells while listening to Trump lie is a 10/10 👏

Love this. There is no more accurate depiction of tech bros than this.

When little Steven Yaxley-Lemon was 'counting' people at his event yesterday, clearly he was using Terry Pratchett's 'Troll Counting' ... "One, Two, Many, LOTS!"

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ BOOOOOOOO BICHETTE WITH A HOME RUN IN THE FIRST OHTANI PITCH HE SEES. WHAT A SWING. HOLY 💩 3-0 Blue Jays. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason | #WorldSeries

Putin is backing Iran, strengthening a regime confronting the U.S., and exploiting the chaos for Russia’s gain. This isn’t complicated. Trump and his team need to wake up to this reality.

Possible end of June return for Nikki Bella and Ludwick Kaiser arrested #RumoroftheDay #prowrestling

This is top tier, chef's 💋 puuurfect! Tell those kids they won the lottery with a good humor teacher. Everyone enjoy this video. Those quotes were hilarious and on point! 😂🤣🫠 🔁 gabedannenbring Turning my students quotes into a gospel song part 2 #teacher #teachersofinstagram #teacherlife

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

More bad news for the orangutan- #America250

TONIGHT at 9 on SOPBS: Lucy Worsley Investigates: The American Revolution Exploring how the American Revolution affected Britain, with sabotage, espionage and political unrest reshaping the empire.

GOP Rep Keane hasn't been seen in 3 months. 'Apparently he will be back to run for re-election, but I don't feel he's really earned that.' Is this on-brand for today's Republican party, or what?

#garrett #rams #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/b0h7vwa8

"Not to exceed $500 in the contract might mean your client has no AC coverage." gayla.wiley of Old Republic Home Protection breaks down why the details in a home warranty matter more than most people realize. When an agent writes not to exceed $500 in the contract, they are likely

No. Mikie Sherrill is responsible for the New Jersey State Police, who are violating the constitutional rights of protestors. This is squarely on Governor Mikie Sherrill, who has blamed protestors for the violence.

@jbn29.bsky.social has been finally free from Twitch Chat Jail! As such, I'm back on streaming on Twitch too !! Don't worry, I'll be still live on YouTube as we approach summer game fest. We are so back 🥳🎉