PMSL This is absolute GOLD.

Today...for one day only..

I'd just like to report: Today has been an exceptionally good day. I've been out and about, and I haven't seen ONE single Morris Dancer. Pheeeeew!!! 🤣👍 Yaaaaaay! 😆🤣😁 Wahooooo!!!! 😁

Me trying to find a get out clause in Arne Slots contract. 🤣

Do we have to listen to this wuzza telling us how fantastic he is now? And how nothing is his fault and how it's everyone else's problem.

A few additions & we'll be winning titles again - but only with a competent manager who isn't out of his depth. I despaired yesterday & the game before & the game before that & the game before that watching Slot on the sidelines only looking vaguely interested when he saw the TV cameras were on him.

Morning. #AFC #MCFC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This maybe a little leftfield, but i was having a ciggie at my mates last night & we were looking for his cat. Came out 30 mins later & I said 'what's that'? It was a huge hedgehog. Except it wasn't. It was two hedgehogs..erm...bonking. 🤣 They were going everywhere & he would NOT get off her. 😭

BREAKING NEWS No unbearable Gooners for the foreseeable future. English fans be like... #AFC

How in the hell 'would' or 'could' you punish a bird?

Is it just me, or does the music USA Network uses during the breaks seem a little evil empire-ish?

Is AI Being Taught In Nigeria? #JamalBryantPodcast #Podcast #JamalBryant #JustinLester #TechPastor #Tech #AI #Pastor #Author #Educator #Strategist #Jesus #God #Faith #Technology #Teaching #Learning #Church #Robots #BlackChurch #Digital #California #FriendshipMissionary #Baptist

470: Fifty Shades of Grey - EL James (2011) Intro Series: Fifty Shades - 1 Rating: 3.66 ⭐️ Watch summary (6 min) in the profile Genre: BDSM, Chick Lit, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance, Erotic Romance, Erotica, Fiction 📚 Love books? ❤️ Like, ➕ Follow, ✈️ Share

🟧 « Il faut être né avant la honte pour oser dire des choses comme ça. » Yohanna Brette du collectif Les Filles du DC10 convoquée #AuPoste à l'occasion du procès Sarkozy-Kadhafi.

pippin von possum edit i made to piss my boyfriend the fuck off

“I’m so happy that Black wrestlers, especially Black women wrestlers, have the opportunity to shine today.” -Jacqueline Moore

$1 million dollars to get into this democratic forum…Yes, really. I didn’t have that, so they didn’t let me participate. The result? Four men on stage. But I didn’t give up, pulled up some chairs just outside to talk to the people I’m running to serve.

Time and practice... it's all she needs💃🕰️ Very cute BUT if there were five of them it would be even more cute! https://righttolife.org.uk/news/mum-struggling-with-fertility-issues-gives-birth-to-quintuplets-at-only-24-weeks

ZDFheute: "Artemis 2" erreicht bisher weiteste Entfernung von der Erde https://www.zdfheute.de/panorama/artemis-2-mond-raumfahrt-astronauten-nasa-100.html?at_medium=Social%20Media&at_campaign=ZDFheuteApp&at_specific=ZDFheute&at_content=Android #Mondmission #Nasa #Artemis2 #Mond

Day 80 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Thoughts from the Chocolate Dome…

Also also when I showed this to my friends, @tazcopycat.bsky.social had this idea of an edit where I made the beam animation really short and added that one bass drop effect lol

May 18, 2003: New Jersey's Jason Kidd hits the game-winner with 1.4 seconds left in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals at Detroit. Kidd had 15 PTS/9 REB/7 AST and Kenyon Martin had 16 PTS/9 REB/4 STL/3 BLK in the Nets' 76-74 win. Rip Hamilton scored 24 PTS for the Pistons.

Who’s the problem?

Jordan Manning captures a stingray gliding through a kelp forest: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Boom goes the dynamite! Nico Hülkenberg's Audi won't be taking the start in the sprint race after his power unit burst into flames during his recon lap. #F1 | #MiamiGP

Happy New Year from #AltumStrategyGroup! ✨ #HappyNewYear #BusinessGrowth #Leadership #Strategy #Success #Peace #NewBeginnings #AltumWave #finance #techonology #operations #hr #digital #governance #risk #innovation #ResponsibleTransformation

Earn all FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE trophies. #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5Share

Democratic-backed Chris Taylor won election to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, growing the liberal majority as cases affecting congressional redistricting, union rights and other hot button issues await. Watch her full speech: https://youtube.com/live/Y4r3S4cNhNU?feature=share #wipolitics #SCOWIS

Desde hace más de dos horas los agentes de la UCO de la Guardia Civil están en la calle Ferraz A la espera de lo que pueda decir Pedro Sánchez, que comparece tras su audiencia con el papa | 🎙️ Sandra Gallardo 📻Programa especial en RNE, Radio5 y Radio Exterior: rtve.es/v/6982891

Recovery starts before you feel tired 💧 Water helps replace fluids lost through exercise and supports normal body function during recovery. Today’s challenge: 🥤 Keep a bottle with you 🥤 Drink regularly through the day 🥤 Check your urine colour – pale yellow is usually a good sign of hydration

VALE A PENA VER DE NOVO Haddad massacrando a Júlia Zanatta

Nothing but respect for the absolute strength and courage of this military spouse!

"The one thing you've got going: your one vote." - Shirley Chisholm #votingrights #allroadssouth

🔍 KOSA: Protecting our children or threatening online freedom? Discover our insights on the controversial internet safety bill that's causing a stir in the U.S. Tune in to our latest discussion! Links to watch and listen to this episode in 🧵below! #podcast #privacy #kosa

Are young women becoming more left-wing?

Sleepy Pabu loves his nose pets #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

PERSEPHONE! 🥵 Welcome back! #AEWCollision

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The SAVE Act could block millions of Americans from registering to vote by requiring documents many people don’t have. Voter fraud is already extremely rare, but the burden would fall hardest on rural residents, seniors, working families, & married women whose names have changed.

Turkey's ancient churches whisper how the Holy Spirit birthed the church, as Acts 2 promised. Acts 2:42 - "They devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching and to fellowship, to the breaking of bread and prayer." #BibleVerse #IgniteKingdom

ABS overturned in #Yankees at #Athletics (Top 2). José Caballero challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Dan Iassogna | Upheld 36.8% (28/76). Later: José Caballero doubles on a line drive to left fielder Tyler Soderstrom.

In some ways, the way people are acting around AI makes sense: the business is incentivized by shareholder pressure to invest heavily in it and employees are incentivized by the business to invest their energy into it. If want this to change, we need systemic fixes. @matthewsanabria.com #tech

Gamers wanted this in 2014. "Fuck Go Back!" despite being explicitly told not to build the Torment Nexus.

🦦 This is not something you see every day in Central Texas. A Texas real estate agent spotted four river otters swimming together in a Hill Country ranch lake near Waco.

This has Pete Hegseth written all over it!!

I guess we now know w/ more certainty that wex ner & #Epstein were more than SA pals, allegedly. Like pu tin kompromat, JE used this SA & s*x to blackmail ppl, extort $. JE was LW’s bit*h. These are some evil a*s sick MFers.

🔥 ¡Ya me llegó el muñeco limitado de El Penitente de @blasphemousgame.bsky.social de @thegamekitchen.com y @youtoozofficial.bsky.social Una auténtica maravilla de edición limitada: oscuro,detallado y perfecto para los fans. The Miracle nunca se vio tan adorable.... #indiegames

Was für ein schöner Moment. Vom Brand von Moria über 51 Pushbacks in Kroatien bis zum Bock-Preis: Ibrahims Weg ist kaum in Worte zu fassen. Und doch ist er heute hier – und hilft anderen, u.a. als Trainer bei den SK Austria Klagenfurt Frauen ⚽ Danke dir, Ibrahim! #BockPreis2026 #Solidarität

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13th March is the date I use to count 6 years. #CovidIsNotOver In 2020, it was when I cancelled an upcoming gig. I didn't know when I'd be back to live music. I didn't know just how much music I'd end up playing. At The Chime Of A City Clock (Nick Drake cover)

Today, I joined @prep4allnow.bsky.social, the Save HIV Funding coalition, and NYU's Engelberg Center on Innovation for a conversation about the urgent need to fully restore and expand HIV funding, and finally deliver a National PrEP Program to end the HIV epidemic once and for all.

Melania Trump praised her husband in a speech today, saying his "empathy" rises above the office. So of course I edited it slightly to show how non-existent his empathy really is. #DonaldTrump

The Prince William County Animal Services Center is full of adorable puppies and kittens looking for their forever homes! 🐶🐱   If you’ve been thinking about adding a furry friend to your family, now’s the perfect time to stop by and give a shelter pet the second chance they deserve.

Are you reaching every audience your film deserves? Join us online on Wed., April 8 from 12 – 1:15PM ET for Accessibility as Audience Development as part of DOC NYC PRO Spring 2026. Secure your spot: www.docnyc.net/event/access...

Für mich die Szene des Spiels 👇 so wichtig: Wembanyama mit Foul-Trouble auf der Bank, die Thunder nah dran und dann diese Energieleistung...dieser Block 🤩 Macht Hartenstein den, sind's nur noch vier Punkte Rückstand. So viel Liebe für Luke Kornet!

“We are witnessing the descent into fascism” 😕🇺🇸 www.instagram.com/reel/DZBdZU6...

From winning a face off against Connor Bedard in 2023 to playing in the /NBA Finals in 2026, Victor Wembanyama knows a thing or two about sports! 😉

Tech fascists move fast and break the law. Thought it was important to clarify what they mean when they say move fast and break 'everything' #Deflock

The West Wing S07E19 - Transition Clip number 0119 #TheWestWing

Deep currents can move this cold water without mixing with the warm surface ocean, producing 'thermohaline circulation' The Antarctic Circumpolar Current (ACC) moves 100 times as much water as all the rivers on Earth at a speed of 2 knots, extending from the surface to the deepest water.