Trump's ass aint fitting through that! He's going to be found there like Winnie the Pooh

"Bros before hoes" guys the minute they find a woman

Me listening to British people complain that it got up to 28 degrees Celsius today

I miss batshit commercials like this

Aw Christ. Jeanine Pirro chewed through her restraints again. Stop bringing her to these things with you, Don!

Seriously? That's the voice they went with? Also why does he call himself a man? I don't get the Star Wars anymore.

I used to be able to move like this before the sciatica

What Donald Trump sees every time he dozes off during a meeting

Yeah, I have no idea what gender your kid is going to be. All of them I guess.

As fun as Wolverine is, you can hack and slash guys in a million games. A Nightcrawler game would be way more interesting powers-wise. The BAMF mechanics alone would make it worth the price of admission.

🚨 ICYMI: Analysts say Ed Gallrein’s win over Thomas Massie highlights the strength of President Trump’s endorsement power. “This sends a message to the entire Republican Party.”

Walking stick in the sweet potatoe vines, with a blue light.

“How will this moment be remembered 25 years from now?” Suzanne Ford on the generation shaping the future of trans leadership. Beyond the Rainbow: The Intersection of Pride March 15 in Sonoma. 🎟 mynorthbaytickets.com/e/beyond-the... #BeyondTheRainbow

"I'm a three-down back." Arkansas running back Mike Washington Jr. describes himself in three words as well as his game. #NFL #NFLCombine

BBC Politics asked me about Liberal Democrats’ chances at the elections on the 7th of May. We’re going to be strong contenders where we’re competitive against the Conservatives, & in many parts of the country we are now the only contenders against the divisive politics of Nigel Farage & Reform.

How I feel about libraries! ❤️ 🫶🏾🙏🏽

Wenn Marty und Andy immer Samstags eine neue Folge ihres Popnach8-Podcasts raushauen, dann ist die Welt in Ordnung. Die Zwei wie Pech und Schwefel, haben viel erlebt und genau deshalb macht es so viel Spaß ihnen zuzuhören. @technoarm.bsky.social #radio #radioliebe

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THIS GAME IS FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE!

Isaac comes through with an RBI knock to tie it up!

My Professor Turo cosplay from Pokémon Violet might not be 100% accurate, since his bodysuit is not sleeveless. I didn’t made them to avoid crunch, but tbh I like it better without! 🩵💙💜 #pokemon #professorturo #cosplay #コスプレ #ポケモン #spandex #lycra #zentai #scruff #gaymer #bara #himbo #asiandaddy

Realizing I have a lot of questions for the Chicago School of Women's Sports Team Ownership & Management....

Should First Nations stop this question too?

Share this with someone who needs some motivation. 🤣Hang in there is all I can say. Maybe we’ll sell something tomorrow. 🤧 #relatableartist #beinganartist #artisthumor #artcomedy #smallartist

Danesh Noshirvan tried to erase journalism with a web form. That’s not law—that’s exposure. #FirstAmendment #DMCAAbuse https://loom.ly/7jTnAxY "This one’s going the distance," Luthmann said. "That's if you and your momma don't get deported first." #FairUse #LegalWar

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TEXAS TECH 3-RUN HOMER OVER FLORIDA 😱 The Red Raiders are on an absolute heater right now 🔥 Original post

Even after 5 days, the fire at the Perm pipeline pump station in Russia hasn’t been extinguished. Here a video allegedly today from someone at the Perm airport. The long duration of the fire almost certainly means that the whole facility will be inoperable for a long time.

Viktor Erokhin catches Vasily Kudin with an achilles lock. I should have kept score of how many that is for this event. Thankful none of these guys know Shinya Aoki's variation otherwise dudes would be in much worse shape.

Our thanks to @gideonamos.bsky.social for his support from the outset - here calling for a government-led televised emergency briefing to the nation on the threats to British life from the climate & nature crisis. It's time to level with the British public. #TimeToStepUp #PEBuk

A better shot. Seemingly plenty of room to park, yet it’s not allowed and they’re cutting into the sidewalk.

An 80s baby 📼

CRIME CONSPIRACY, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN Conspiracies, dermestid beetles, infrasound weapons, and a Cold War bunker ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Crime Conspiracy bristles with red herrings and pesky evidence rules that are true-to-life, and I had a grand time reading it.” Reader’s Favorite Review.…

I moved to Georgia two years ago, not knowing I was moving into an extremely RED community… Needless to say, my cat is my closest company!

We are forced to take up arms to defend our natural resources; the homeland is not for sale, it must be defended. We warn Rodrigo Paz to stop the repression against the people and his police to stop the massacre... or it will be bullet by bullet, think about it a thousand times.

The SAVE Act doesn’t *actually* help you save anything in Trump’s America.

Happy New Week🤩”Define success on your own terms, achieve it by your own rules, and build a life you’re proud to live”(Anne Sweeney) #GoodMorningXFriends #MondayVibes #AuthorLife #mynameisnanon #BeachVibes #Cancun #LoveIsBlind #buyingcontent #beachlife Author Page: www.amazon.com/author/paul-...

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We love hearing about your vacations 💙 From first bookings to repeat sailings - your stories mean a lot to us. #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

echolalia's potato soup :)

These 4 ETFs Are Beating the Market in 2026 #WallStreetGameNotes #etf #Investing #Stocks #finance

@spongecake_thescottishfold has excellent table manners: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Happy holidays ⛄ from our team(s) to you! ------ Joyeuses fêtes ⛄ de la part de toute notre équipe !

The dawn chorus is beginning to grow in volume as birds welcome break of day with their territorial song

Today is National Kettlebell Day! Celebrate by working out with kettlebells. If you've never used them, this is a perfect day to try. www.fittrend.com/3-important-... #NationalKettlebellDay #KettlebellDay #Today #NationalDays #Holidays

Great news to begin this new week! Planet of Lana is Game of the Day #OnTheAppStore! You can join Lana and Mui on their first adventure right now! bit.ly/PoL-iOS

Polarization is a tool of control in Democracies. #democracy #Canada #carney #trump #USA

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Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

At a PCC and Harvard Medical School Primary Care Investment Guide release webinar, Jefferson Health's Anna Flattau emphasized that primary care cannot be made into a “charity case,” and that adequate funding is required regarding transformation efforts. A recording ⬇️ thepcc.pub/bolsteringpr...

Why you actually get thirsty - Andrew Huberman #salt #thirst #performance Original timestamp: 00:02:44

Jesús Sánchez getting hit by a ball thrown from the stands (from the Sportsnet broadcast)

When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

Drake Maye hitting home runs like it’s nothing 🔥

⭕Les avions de guerre #Israéliens ont mené des frappes ciblant la zone #d'Al-Buraq (Zahrani) au Sud du #Liban. #InfoSudLiban

BRANDY

Republicans keep saying there isn’t enough money for clean water, museums, climate science, public lands, or basic services. But somehow there's always more money for Trump’s pet projects. This is a choice: Trump’s ego over the public interest. Trump’s vanity over the needs of working families.

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📺 Cristopher Sánchez contra los Padres.

Dank des installierten Anti-Drohnen-Schutzes und des starken Frontpanzersglases hielt die Technik dem Einschlag stand, und alle Kämpfer blieben unverletzt💪🇺🇦 t.me/c/2382132217...