If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

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Name a song you’ve heard 99 times or more. Sinatra Was Swinging, All the Drunks They Were Singing

Drop some FIRE 🔥🖤🔥

( @lotje.bsky.social watching Tales From the Crypt) “Seems a little intense for children.” “Oh this wasn’t actually meant for kids.” “But the puppet’s so cute!” 💜 💜 💜

I bought the dvds of these 20 years ago and rewatched them all before Dial of Destiny. Mostly the only out and out good episodes are written by Frank Darabont but I had a great time with almost all of them. Just wait until you get to the Carrie Fisher penned Mata Hari episode.

I think if we really dived into the intelligence of the average trump voter we would be shocked by the depth of their god damn dumbness. Not even lack of knowledge, lack of basic reasoning ability. It’s for themselves, because they are so very dumb.

Not Morris Day & The Time

Me in my Bluesky bubble

Fun watching the Portland Fire offense continue to build and flow. -Dive from the wing, Bridget Carleton fakes a screen and flies off a flare at the top. Fever able to switch and recover. -Cut from the right wing opens up space, could be P&R but Carleton attacks 1v1

The War in Iran is about to be a quagmire. I voted yes on another War Powers Resolution. But Speaker Johnson and the majority blocked it. We need to have more debate in the United States Congress. We need to vote on more War Powers Resolutions because we need to end this war now.

Leah Jeffery, an #artist who transforms reclaimed materials into expressive #animal sculptures. Combining #welding, shaping & layered metal work, she gives discarded pieces a second life while capturing the personality, posture & energy of each creature @bruised_reed_studio #art #sculpture #metal

Another attempt on the US Supreme Leader? I call BS! Remove and jail Trump and his regime. #accountability #Whitehouse #correspondentsDinner #whcd #Whitehouse #fake #false #falseflag #Trump #secretservice #FBI #impeachTrump #releasethefiles

Image created on the #nightcafe app Video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Cleveland Cavs Basketball, Jarrett Allen clinch Win, advance in NBA Playoffs beating Raptors ... Sports Trading Cards Collectibles Memorabilia Shop www.EvoRelic.com #jarretteallen #cavs #NBA #basketball #sportscards @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social

Hm. Doch, tut es. War mir nicht bewusst. Stört mich nicht. Und es muss ja nicht Mega fest sitzen.

No coasting = no problem? Or no thanks? This Product Designer role’s upfront about chaos... but is it the good kind? #DesignJobs #HiringRedFlags This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/ndtsA9o

The election of Avi Lewis rocked the establishment and I’m here for it

[3/3] Show your support for cat rescue at linktr.ee/bouboucatt All help appreciated 💖 #catrescue #straycats #streetcats #rescuecats #adoptdontshop #fostercats #fosteringsaveslives #sheltercats #animalrescue #savecats #catlovers #supportrescue #catsofbluesky #urgent #nonprofit #cats #caturday

𝙰 𝙶🌻🌻𝙳 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕! 🦋☕️💙 𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐! 𝙼𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍. 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝. 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚋 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚊. #𝙾𝚗𝚎𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝 🦋 #𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠 🦋☕️💙 #𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚠⛴️💃🏴‍☠️ 🌊

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** AJ Predicts TKO Will Flip WWE to the Saudis After Cashing Out Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 354 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #WWE #WWE2026 #TKOGroup

Betrayal rains down Once cuddled, now cast aside Like a worn-out toy #wednesdaymood #thoughts #dogs #pets #cats #poetry #poem #haiku #senryu #vss365 #betrayal

Walnut has found the perfect toy. He doesn't even have to get up! 😆 #cats #catsofbluesky #thedessertcrew #twitch #twitchclips #youtube #tabbycats #video

This is the girl who sold her bath water. Sydney Sweeney isn’t making “save her from an empty bed” content. It’s “build desire, drive clicks, sell product.” The fantasy is free. The conversion costs money. Because while the internet is arguing about whether she said it on Valentine’s Day, the

I think the wren said thanks for the new seed cake. Or it was telling the others about it. Hard to say. 🤔 #birds #birdwatching #nature

Pump fakes used to be used for space creation. This Kobe vs SGA comp video perfectly sums it up! The NBA is changing for the worst... (via NBA Memes) #NBA

NY Giants QB Jaxson Dart should shut up and play football Isn’t that how it goes?

We’ll see if Israel truly owns Trump. Itamar Ben-Gvir just openly bragged that Israel won’t let Trump sign a 'bad deal' with Iran—effectively admitting they pull the strings. Meanwhile—Israel is massacring civilians in Lebanon to sabotage U.S. negotiations. Let's see if Trump bends the knee—AGAIN!🤦🏿‍♂️

Today, Jones FINALLY addressed his drunken meltdown on last month's Timcast "I got up at 3 AM, couldn't sleep, worked really hard all day. I thought, let me have a couple double vodkas right before I go on ... I had like 4 shots over like 30 minutes ... would normally not even feel that"

Amarillo de primavera, de luz y de vida 💛🐦 La lavandera boyera convierte cualquier campo en un pequeño estallido de color y movimiento.

Saturday bridge lift, 1 helicopter, 10 sailboats

This kangaroo panicked so hard it turned into a story idea.

What to know about the 'No Kings' protests set for this weekend | FOX 5 DC www.fox5dc.com/news/what-kn...

Streamer-Felix auf Tiktok: Weil sein Interviewpartner sich als #bundespolizei offenbarte rief der Tiktoker zum Screenshooting auf - Ob der junge Mann tatsächlich ein Bundespolizist ist, ist unklar #advertiseagents #worldnews #polizei #news

Trump says the Strait will remain open to all parties with U.S. oversight, rejecting any control arrangement with Iran and Oman, warning of military action if Oman misbehaves.

Usually, a player throws a ball towards first base, not a bat.

Adore this scene in 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻: 𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁. The Burton films are my favs. Amazing to see them given so much love! 🦇 🖤

What you consume daily shapes your mental space more than you think. #mentalhealth #mindset

Mystery uncovered.

found it

If you haven’t heard, the Criterion Closet Mobile Closet is coming to Portland this weekend. To get ready, we asked our staff for their Criterion picks. Read more: https://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/2026/04/quick-pick-your-favorite-movies-criterion-mobile-closet-is-rolling-into-portland.html 

Asking Myrna of @women-in-magic.bsky.social at #mcvegas26 if she could hit the Vegas Strip with any Magic Legend who would it be? #edh #mtg #mtgcommander #commander #magicthegathering

100% European: my indie game JumpMap, the game engine, and its developer! 🇪🇺 Wishlist now on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3058710/JumpMap/ #BuyFromEU #IndieGame

An option to open the doors manually and the new version of the keys are done! I have a very busy month ahead, so progress is going to be slower and smaller, I’ll try to get at least one post per week to not spend too much time without updates. #godotEngine #godot #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart

Digitalisierung, Automatisierung & KI verändern die Arbeitswelt. Unsere Antwort: eine starke Fachkräftestrategie, mit besonderem Fokus auf die Lehre und die duale Ausbildung. @chriswiederkehr.bsky.social

Have you tried Instorier yet? It's a different way to build for the web: think scroll-driven timelines, layered scenes, and interactive 3D, all working together without wiring everything up from scratch. Try it free: instorier.com?ref=codrops #promoted

Triple him.

D.O.O.R. 🚪 #YTP

1/2 In Ukraine, Orthodox Christians and Greek Catholics are celebrating Easter on April 12. Ukrainians are already gathering near churches with baskets to bless their Paska. There is prayer and a bright mood, despite what is happening not so far from the city…

Early to bed Means early to rise And that makes me wanna Reclose my eyes Connections Puzzle #1072 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

В Австрии легкомоторный самолет столкнулся в воздухе с парапланеристкой Cessna 172 задел парашют спортсменки, после чего она начала падать, но успела раскрыть запасной парашют. Пилот самолета после произошедшего инцидента также успешно посадил воздушное судно ДТП в bluesky😃

Trump to headline 250th anniversary celebration on National Mall after several artists back out. Leaked video shows he has been practicing his act with his mentor and will be dancing the for hours at 250th anniversary celebration

To help me keep track of the #chi2025 papers that I don't want to miss I made this quick prototype: 👉🏼 johnguerra.co/viz/chi2025P... 👈🏼 * Search by semantic content * Aggregate multiple searches * Find papers by authors, institutions, types, awards... * Quickly check where to go from your 📲

#NATO #chief #Rutte says #Ukrainewar most likely will be #end in #negotiations ,and #special #US #envoy to Ukraine #Kellogg on letting #Ukraine use certain #longrange #weapons in #Russia

Yay cool! Couple of AM Buddy's kids yesterday.

Ok, so you’ve heard of pond dipping, but have you tried PUDDLE dipping? Who knew there’d be so much life in a stagnant muddy puddle?! Like our little springtail friend…hop to it! @wildlifebcn.org #coleoptera #helophoridae #waterbeetle

Tucker Carlson: #Genocide #IsraelFirst What a weird timeline. Tucker Carlson makes sense.

Secretary Of State Rubio Testifies About Threat From Cuba And Marxist Groups

Trump: "That's where Martin Luther King made his great speech with a million people. I had the same amount of people…They said I had 25,000. He had a million, but I had more people."