“After careful consideration, we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates…” Me:

“Chilaquiles” is another word I will forever hear exclusively in Matt Berry’s voice:

Period.

Listen…

***sees announcement on LinkedIn that a company I was targeting just laid off a good chunk of their UX team***

Me three minutes ago: “I really want some Chinese food…” My feed:

“Nobody’s done a more iconic turn-and-pose than Susan Sullivan from ‘Falcon Crest’.” Constance McCashin: “Hold my wine…”

🇮🇷Meanwhile, in Tehran🇮🇷

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

For laughs, here’s what happened when it officially became his birthday 😬😂 @kenmancan.bsky.social

Amber needs money for college, but all the jobs she’s applied for have turned her down... Luckily, Amber knows there is more than one way to pass an interview... www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZQTJLY7

🎄 Once UPun a Christmas: Day 13! 🎄 We’re continuing our countdown to Christmas with some seriously crackers’ jokes from our staff & clients to bring on the holiday cheer. 😆 Today’s dose of Christmas fun comes courtesy of Helen from Online Learning College.

The $25 Minimum Wage Debate, Congressional Primary Developments, and Administration Training Updates #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

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#Rogfast. Built deep beneath the sea through solid rock, this mega project is set to become one of the most impressive transport achievements in the world. Would you drive through it? 🌊🚗 #engineering #tunnel #sea #project #Norway

Everything is on fire, yet they stand strong and keep believing in victory. Endless gratitude to the defenders of Ukraine 💙💛

Doing your shadow work is a refusal to be weaponized. When the world escalates, any shadow left unintegrated becomes a tool for control. Fear becomes obedience. Anger becomes cruelty. Numbness becomes complicity. Shadow work isn’t… #ShadowWork #EnergeticSovereignty #SpiritualClarity #StayAwake

#abortion #trump #gop#MAGA #birthday What could possibly go wrong with banning abortions a case .

Les trois infos du jour valent le détour ! - Y'aurait-il une polémique Octavia Butler ? - Bon, Narnia sera en retard ! - On a un chouette roman de SF à vous présenter. Tout ça, c'est sur le site Actusf #sciencefiction #sciencefictionfan #OctaviaButler #Narnia #CSLewis #gretagerwigfilm

We're making some huge progress with George Clooney. His skin will take another couple of weeks to heal but look at his body language now. He's out walking and everything.

Some jokes only make sense once the future catches up. #AllEyesonIran

QChiseled dudes are raising money by crushing watermelons with their thighs. If they hit $200k, Dr. Rubin has to try it too! Heart disease is the #1 killer of women, but symptoms like fatigue, nausea, & back pain are often ignored. Share widely to improve lives everywhere!

My personal favorite part of Beyond the Mat is when Vince Russo instructs Sable to sell a back injury like death and then we see a clip of her amazing selling prowess.

Tom Adelsbach So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

The microbiome in cancer onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

The government’s public consultation on hunting is a pivotal moment for animal welfare, and we’re here in today in Westminster making sure the government can see the strength of feeling from people who want change.

Following the evacuation zone reduction in the Garden Grove tank crisis, Orange County officials want to reassure residents that it is safe to return.

Their 1.2 million homes target is nowhere near on track, building costs keep rising, and now they want changes to negative gearing and CGT that could lock another generation out of home ownership.

“Invincible” Dj Michael Gray Tatiana Owens #SoulfulHouseMusic

The co-main event of Saturday's MVPW-03 fight night features Amanda "The Real Deal" Serrano against challenger Cheyenne Hanson, who promise a "heavy-hitting" bout. More: https://www.ktsm.com/sports/local-sports/amanda-serrano-excited-to-be-part-of-mvpw-03-in-el-paso/

HOŁOTA SOLIDARNYCH WAGNEROWCÓW ucieka od konsekwencji i odpowiedzialność w WOJNĘ. WAGNEROWCY chcą WOJNY żeby mieć szanse uniknąć konsekwencji. Polska ma szanse obronić pokój tylko metodą "ZAPOBIEGAĆ A NIE LECZYĆ" , władze w ich rękach to jak zapałki w rękach obłąkanych dzieci.

THE TRIPOD RAIDERS !!! THIS IS HOW IT’S GOING DOWN EVERY WEDNESDAY ON #Twitch 12PM @djevildee.bsky.social @beatminerz.bsky.social twitch.tv/djevildee 2PM #KoolDJRedAlert twitch.tv/kooldjredalert 3:30PM @djjoecoolnyc.bsky.social twitch.tv/djjoecoolnyc ALL EST !!! WORD !!!

Web3 is evolving fast - the real conversations happen on the ground. @whyscripted.bsky.social is heading to Hong Kong Web3 Festival 2026. Capturing founder stories, insights & raw Web3 convos. 📅 Apr 20–23 | Booth J12 Let’s connect 🤝 #WhyScripted #HKWeb3Festival #Web3 #Blockchain

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Neofeud 2 is a #retro 90's-style game where an ex-robo-marine and a rebel hacker struggle against an empire on its last legs. Coming soon to #Steam ! #gamedev #indiedev #visualnovel #art #artist #indiegame #cyberpunk #Noai #scifiart #humanmade #retrogame

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First listing SOLD! Huge milestone and an amazing team made the process smooth from start to finish. Hard work, teamwork, and dedication truly make a difference. #RealEstate #Sold #FirstListing #RealtorLife #Success

Released in 2014, Sunset Overdrive was one of the most stylish, energetic, and creative open-world games of the entire generation — but it never found the mainstream audience it deserved. #sunsetoverdrive #retrogaming #xbox #gaming

1999 Drum and Bass - 3D vs Snuggles youtube.com/@GlobalHouseAlliance #drumandbass

god i love chaotix in sonic x so much

Ahead of #EuroPCR 2026, Roxana Mehran and EuroPCR course director Nicolas Dumonteil talk about what they're looking forward to at this year's conference. www.tctmd.com/audio/rox-he...

Jamen, vill man avleda litet - så kör man hårt på något annat. Lite som En prutt i klassrummet: den skyldige stormar upp och pekar på andra (ej skyldig för detta hemska beteende, hell no - det var Stoffe ju!!).

In beta and need of testers! skysweep.app Sign in via Bluesky OAuth. Safe and secure. Revoke permissions at any time. Has a bunch of new and useful creator tools including post performance as you can see below. #nsfw #adultcreator #adultcontentcreator #sexworker #sexworkersaturday #swSaturday

Trump pushes bizarre fiction about Taiwan and chips

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

The White House and Congress are not the home of democracy or the Republic ... it is now the home plutocracy, kakistocracy, and autocracy.

Always remember resistance can also be rooted in joy. #ChoosePeaceNotChaos

Happy Pride Month, Hoosiers! #loveislove #madvoters #getmadindiana #mutuallyassureddemocracy #lgbtq

My oh my!! This is really awesome news to read on the first day of Pride month 👍💪🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. Apropos, I want to repost a clip I first posted on my tl here when the ban went into effect 🥺:

🏆 #ANDNEW! Sol Ruca catches Becky Lynch with Sol Snatcher, upsetting the GOAT (and it's not just us saying that, everyone says that) to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship at #WWEClash! #WWE

A gas tax holiday talks about 18.4¢ while ignoring the $1.50 problem. That's politics, not policy. And half of it likely goes straight to oil company profits. Congress knows this. Some just hope you don't.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. Dice's Birthday! (Mii version of me, aka my pony sona)

BRANDY takes us back to 1994 at the Roots Picnic | 2026 🔥

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Monday saw a big win for the 17s with Jack Tarleton leading the way with the bat while Naren Sewcharan bagged 5 with the ball in their league win over Bharat Sports

Teach your daughters to be a Ciara, not an Amanda. IYKYK🙌🏼 #Pinks

📺 La distancia detrás del jonrón de José Ramírez.