"You're a grocery store avocado" 😂 ... people's creativity, silliness, and humour are amazing, aren't they? We all have them, we're unique, we're ireplaceable, we're artist and audience all rolled into one. And sometimes, we're an avocado... #GoodMorning, everyone.

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Genau dieser Bürgermeister, Zohran Mamdani, hat soeben ein signifikantes Haushaltsloch geschlossen und einen ausgeglichen Haushalt vorgelegt und dabei keine Sozialleistungen gestrichen, sondern im Gegenteil z.B. die kostenlose Kinderbetreuung eingeführt. Er ist vier Monate im Amt.

"Just google it!" we say & wonder why people still won't see they're objectively wrong. It's unlikely whole movements like MAGA are stupid. The reason is their allegiance. They trust only their own sources/bias. They 'check' w/ Fox News or other MAGA & never come across truth. #GoodMorning, everyone

Today's random #German word of the day is... die Grundsteinlegung. 📢 [click on picture] ##LearnALanguage - word for word, brick by brick.

Today's random #German word of the day is... das Mäuschen. 📢 [click on image] #LearnALanguage - let's just be nice to one another.

A great video by Frankfurt police [🇬🇧 subtitles mine]. Like public health, public safety is public service & precaution. This is money & mind well spent on prevention, & the ensuing absence of crime or infection doesn't mean there wasn't a threat, but that we were smarter. #GoodMorning, everyone

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn spoke to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting last Monday. Every single word of this is devastatingly true. As a white person, let me say: Shame on us. Again.

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A 2010 World Cup commercial. Legend. #England #Germany

Far-right National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir released a video showing detained participants of the intercepted Gaza-bound flotilla being bound and dragged in Israel's Ashdod Port, writing, "That's how we welcome the terror supporters. Welcome to Israel." WHERE IS THE FUCKING GLOBAL OUTRAGE🤬

"Leave or We Will Kill You": #American Immigrant from #Texas Threatens #Palestinians in #Jerusalem's Old City and asks #Israelis to build their third Temple on the Temple Mount ☠️

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The new Federal Reserve Chair, Kevin Warsh: "If you're under 40, Bitcoin is your new gold."

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Trump just created a $1.8 billion taxpayer-funded slush fund to reward the insurrectionists and allies who break the law in his name. It is one of the most brazen abuses of power we have ever seen. I am running for Congress to stop him and defend democracy. #mepolitics

Today we lost one of my biggest inspirations for going into the environmental field. Dr. Jane Goodall will be greatly missed, but we can carry on her legacy by not giving up hope and continuing the fight to make this planet a better place. Source: ABC Australia

Is big talent still untouchable? @rinadayalji.bsky.social and @clivedickens.bsky.social talk to @mattdeegan.com and wade in on the latest Masterchef issues. Listen and watch now: 📺 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTWKsPhrB7w 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub

This Memorial Day, we honor and remember the heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. 🇺🇸 Their courage and service will never be forgotten. Wishing everyone a safe and meaningful Memorial Day. #MemorialDay #Veterans #HonorAndRemember 🇺🇸

#greenscreen This video is my opinion 🤓 #maga #trump #health

when im watching the amazon prime dub of Fist Of The North Star (2026) and Kenshiro says "stop throwing away that money, some billionare needs that for another yacht"

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From fiction faves like WORRY and HAPPINESS & LOVE to nonfiction hits like GERTRUDE STEIN and AMMAZZA!, we've got lots to read this #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth!

Subnautica 2's got a slick UI. #Subnautica2 #TwitchClips #Gaming

It is still Spring on the Dakota prairie & they’re still dancing. The sights & sounds of Sharp-tailed Grouse defending their small space of prairie & trying to impress a mate. Your Friday Prairie Zen. Volume up & enjoy! www.prairiewanderlust.etsy.com #prairiezen #grouse #northdakota #prairie

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Shattering the jewel in WWE 2K26 💥 #wwe #wwe2k26 #shorts ⚡️ Witness an intense "wrestling match" where a skilled "wrestler" pushes their limits in a true "combat sport". This video captures thrilling "wwe highlights" showcasing the raw athleticism of "wwe" action

At Nesta, we create and test countless ideas, but how do we scale them? Our scaling Innovations toolbox shares our approach to taking ideas to scale, with practical tools to build ambition, map routes to scale and connect with the people who can make change happen. https://bit.ly/4tW5Jsp

Primark continues its Dubai expansion with a third store opening May 21 at Mall of the Emirates, amplifying its presence through bold marketing campaigns across RTA taxis and citywide billboards . #Primark #DubaiRetail #MallOfTheEmirates #RetailExpansion #DubaiShopping

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RP• @sundaymagazines he was so effortlessly fucking funny People always talk about Michael Jackson as the greatest performer of all time — the vocals, the dancing, the legendary stage presence — but his funny side was honestly just as iconic. #MichaelJackson #KingOfPop #MJ #PopCulture

USA Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats."

"Canadians should have the birthright to own firearms," says The Canadian Shield podcast. "If govt decides the best way to stop [violent crime] is ensuring [police] are armed, then it stands to reason citizens on the ground have the same right to protect them-self, as the govt themselves" 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli

How to interact with your IT professional (a helpful guide) 💻✨

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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Hegseth barking Trump’s ultimatum on the USS Boxer is terrifying. These troops are literally kids who enlisted because Trump promised no new wars. Now, a drunk is scaring them into believing they must die for Israel. This isn't defense—it’s a meat grinder for a foreign state. They deserve better!🤦🏾‍♂️

Crafty Survivors, an action-roguelite with a unique cast o characters, each with their own mechanics. It will be on sale starting tomorrow during the #GDocExpo2025! #pixelart #indiegame #gamedev

How about a sneak peak into tomorrow's initial Player2 character design? Help me name them, suggest in comments below! Please note: Set-Dev-Wrong is already taken. 🐈‍⬛ 😆 👇 #caturday #cat #bastet #meow #catlife #animation #goingforthbyday #gamedev

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Did Scott just get a NASA ambassador to spill all the beans?!

The lesson everyone should’ve learned from how the Trump administration handled COVID is that Donald doesn’t give a fuck about anyone

Last week, I was able to join fellow angry Americans to protest ICEs illegal-door-to-door operations #AbolishICE #ICEOut #DropkickMurphys

🎙️ Quan s’acabarà la Sagrada Família? El 2032, quan farà 150 anys de l’inici de les obres, podria ser l’any definitiu? Al 'Via lliure' li hem preguntat a Jordi Faulí, l’arquitecte que fa més de 30 anys que treballa al temple i que ens ha fet de guia per la Sagrada Família de Gaudí. ➡️ Recupera…

First day of retirement and Colbert is all potted up on weed.😂 Fun fact: one of my oldest friends grew up with Colbert in Charleston, SC. Let’s just say they spent much of their teenage years in a cloud of smoke.

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Sometimes making a wish can come true! #makeawish, #wish, #dream, #dreaming, #house

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Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariffs. #news #canada #usa

Dr.Premachandra Sagar, our Pro Chancellor, tells NDTV that by building world-class AI infrastructure inside a university campus, DSU is removing the biggest barrier between students and global-scale ambition and inviting them to build, believe, and dream big.

Never stop climbing! We’ve got news from the mountain about a new feature coming this summer with Cairn’s On the Trail DLC! Tune in to the AG French Direct tomorrow to learn for yourself. And you bet your crampons there’s an English version too!

🔬 Welcome back to #ScienceFunFactFriday! 🎉 Ever wondered about the quirkiest science facts? We're here to share them! Dive into our team's top picks and share your own fun fact with us. Let's make science (even more) fun together! 🌟🧠 #ScienceFun #FunFact #ScienceTrivia #MaxPlanck #MPIMR

Made myself cry again... I can't believe it's been almost 3 years

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