i think his attention span is shorter than mine and thats saying something

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they sent me back

we may be stupid

meryl if she hears them yelp and break something from behind the closed door when classes should have been Over at her desk

why must he cry for attention while sitting directly next to my head i tried to give him attention but he didnt want it!!! he wanted to complain!!!

love this weird dog

socks abducted by aliens, more at 11

i still havent gotten around to reading the manga (yet) but im obsessed with the energy of adorable vocal tics after saying something completely out of pocket its very

realizing the random fireworks going off the last few days is the local stadium i didnt live near last year but now do

Matt and Sarah are thrilled to announce their new science podcast. The links you need are in our Bio. See you next Wednesday! Full Trailer on YouTube. youtu.be/YPjaOyoITOc #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

Despite the threat of a "wormhole," The Late Show with Stephen Colbert's final episode was a celebratory affair featuring celebrity cameos, musical numbers, and a sing-along featuring the entire The Late Show staff members. Get the full breakdown of the episode here 👉 https://adweek.it/4nMD9Yi

At POSSIBLE in Miami, Supergoop CMO Lauren Weinberg spoke with us about what it really takes to stand out in the SPF category. From brand storytelling to product innovation, Lauren shares how Supergoop keeps sun care top of mind.

84 Days in a Cage: DACA Recipient Detained by ICE While Delivering Breast Milk to NICU

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Proud to share our second TV ad! My mom’s battle is a story far too many families can relate to. No one should have to lose the care they need because they can’t afford insurance. I’m fighting for Medicare for All. If you’re ready to support that vision, I’d be honored to have your vote on June 2.

2/2 - Mr. Obrknežev, as a Serbian government official, has reason to be pleased: The White House strongly backs 🇷🇺 interests in 🇭🇺, while at 🇷🇸 student protests pro-Russian flags (“No surrender of Kosovo”) wave freely — and citizens carrying EU and 🇺🇦 flags are physically attacked. And that’s not all:

Cole Bassett has Portland level again!

Off-Topic Podcast: French airports, Popeyes around the world, and the Michael Jackson film are the orders of the day on this month's Off-Topic. With @jordanmiddler.bsky.social @scully1888.bsky.social and @andyrobinson.bsky.social Out now on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/157327...

You won't lose your job to the tractor, but to the horse who learned to drive it. 🚜🐎 In today's AI era, the tractor symbolizes powerful tech. You can either watch or drive. Mastering tools will be a key edge in 2026. My laptop is now my control hub. Are you driving or waiting? 🌌✨

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From Seth Rollins' reveal at Elimination Chamber to Cody's title win this past Friday, now that we've had a few days to reset... how do YOU feel about Drew losing on Smackdown and the Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton main event at Wrestlemania? #WrestlingPodcast #WrestleMania #WrestleSky

Pure elation for Timothée Chalamet after seeing his childhood team advance to the NBA Finals 🥺 Original post

Institutions need to be pushed to better serve people. @grahamformaine.bsky.social talks about the importance of building organizational power to change our politics.

Maybe one day Biff and Baff will enjoy spicy foods but for now they know they do not care for Sriracha sauce. What food do you think is yucky? #food #trynewthings #doll #makebelieve

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The internet lit up after Donald J. Trump appeared to make a strange “Bulululup” sound during an Oval Office event with elementary school students. The moment, subtle but unmistakable, quickly circulated online, prompting questions from viewers across the political spectrum. F. M. P. at OGM News

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EN CONSTITUYENTES | "🔴#Aacidente #Constituyentes ‼️🆘🚥📲 Un #tráiler impactó varios autos en #Constituyentes a la altura de Periférico rumbo a #CircuitoInterior Video Rino ✅", postea ALTERNATIVAVIALFace @ALTERNATIVAVIAL 9:40 p.m. 20 mayo 26

“It’s time to double down.” @govwesmoore.bsky.social on how Maryland is pressing the accelerator on local clean energy projects to deliver relief for working families.

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Ukraine's Special Operations Forces are marking their 10th anniversary on May 27. For a decade, they have carried out some of the most difficult and often secret missions. They have defended Ukrainian territory and carried out operations deep behind russian lines. United 24 Media / Instagram

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Esto es lo que le ha parecido al público 🏃‍♀️ #Corredora, de Laura García Alonso, justo después de su estreno en el Festival de Málaga. Y con alguna mención especial para Alba Sáez ✨ 𝟮𝟵 𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗼 𝗲𝗻 𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

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Nothing but respect for the absolute strength and courage of this military spouse!

Transition to cranky old man.

This is my champion. #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision 🤼

"Canadians should have the birthright to own firearms," says The Canadian Shield podcast. "If govt decides the best way to stop [violent crime] is ensuring [police] are armed, then it stands to reason citizens on the ground have the same right to protect them-self, as the govt themselves" 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli

Auch in diesem Montag war der antifaschistische Gegenprotest unter dem Motto „Gutes für Gera – Kreativität statt Hetze – Für ein weltoffenes Thüringen“ am Theater / Hofwiesenparkplatz #Gera in Hör- und Sichtweite zur rechtsextremen Demo zahlreich und lautstark präsent. 2/2

Ole Miss walks off ASU in the bottom of the 14th

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Gosh this man, like I saw that clip again of him asking to be choked (smiling giddily as he asked too) like brooo And it's how he always lets that impulsive thought win of grabbing onto another buff guy's biceps like...

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Ukraine was, is, and will be. This is a non-negotiable fact. The future is being decided here, and even though the struggle has dragged on for years, the world’s attention remains justified. To stand with Ukraine means to not close your eyes to the obvious and to call things by their true names.

Things that aren't safe while ✡️ so they're protested or canceled bec the protesters are considered a too much of s safety threat for security to manage Museum lectures on ✡️ history Activities at synagogue ✡️ comedians Being outside while visibly✡️ (beach, street, park) Attending Preschool while ✡️

Look! It's @danseeger.bsky.social's birthday! Hope it's wonderful, my friend. Let's rap soon...

Placing them in the shelter, where there is no space, would mean dooming them to vanish quickly due to parvovirus, and no one could take them into foster care. Leaving them here with their moms was the best choice at the time. One by one, the babies started to disappear, and out of five siblings,

Could someone please tell #LloydBurr how idiotic it is to stand next to the ocean when it's ridiculously windy like this? He's an accident waiting to happen. Don't be like Lloyd. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #nzpol #stuff.co.nz #dumbwaystodie #watersafetyawarenessnz

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Good night Betsy have a peaceful evening.

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Why are so many young people in the UK not in work or education? @nyecominetti.bsky.social breaks down one important factor ⤵️

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