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Mary J Blige: aye, that Burger King commercial wasn't funny. I lost some friends and other shit too. Tik Tok rediscovering the commercial and making more videos about it with even more jokes:

The different fruit flavor ones

In the midst of what's going on today, let us rise for the national anthem.

Baked beans with the ground beef, right amount of brown sugar and small cut green bell pepper pieces

Are you praising and slow rolling for Jesus or is it the Quiet Storm/Love Hour? I present: The 90's

In other news, Dear Momo Boyd.....hey. Okay that's all I want. Have a nice day.

Listening to that one male friend with a group of women at the club just lying and talking: Yea, I just got a G-Wagon the other day but I took it back and told them I want the real leather seats.

Welp! It's quitting hours. Let the three day weekend begin.

Me, Invisible Woman, canceling out Daredevil's ult and eating at his health while healing/saving teammates...but in slo mo.

Aaliyah Edwards footwork in the paint #WNBA

#Rocket Florian Xhekaj bounces on loose puck and sets up Laurent Dauphin for shorthanded goal vs #Marlies Assists: Xhekaj #GoRocket #AHL #Hockey #GoHabsGo

Abbott’s destroying TX & wants to handicap the residents of Corpus, depriving them of their right to H2O Come Nov, send him rolling out of the Governor’s Mansion & move Gina Hinojosa in.

"Clamp them all" The US government have refused to pay the congestion charge for over twenty years @GreenJennyJones Londoners have to pay this, other embassies do, so why not #Trump ? Time for action.

is on KABF.org right now playing Visions by Jay Worthy Method Man

canon whatever this is

My 5-4-3-2-1 Challenge. There's so many loved books so it was hard to narrow down to just these! #booksky #blacksky #booktrend #54321 #blerd #staynerdy

DEL PIOMBO AND THE LOST MASTERS is an epic time-travel music thriller about a bedroom producer who breaks through centuries to work with the greatest composers in history. And the war he starts by doing it. Part One and Part Two available now on Amazon. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G7MNDG57 #newbook #scifi

Better Sleep, Better Days If your mattress feels like a brick, you need this cooling bamboo topper. It adds that perfect pillow-top layer without trapping heat. My back is finally happy! #TrendPikz #HomeHacks #SleepCare

Sim carves out a sizeable lead in this #SF6 Round but w/ uncharacteristic patience Luke brings it back! Getting Sim in the corner, Luke makes the comeback complete! Feat REJECT|hinao × VARREL|YHC-Mochi #SF6_Luke #SF6_Dhalsim #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAl7... #OnlineWarriors

Prasanna Sir Speaks The Future of AI & Cloud Technology| Ekascloud https://youtube.com/shorts/mW6MbJLBkx4 Reach us https://ekascloud.com/ekaspromo/cloud-training +919345171232 +447405103328 +91 8148032252 #TechTalk #ArtificialIntelligence #AIInnovation #CloudComputing #TechFuture

This needs to go viral

#sabres #canadiens #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Sports/es/bs/Sabres-fuerzan-el-Juego-7-tras-remontar-a-los-Canadiens/1278933

Confession time. ScanMyPhotos.com is terrible at ads. Truly awful. But then I show this video ⬇️ and people stop. “Wait… what is that?” “Are you really digitizing 2 photos every second?” A: Yup. That’s the part no ad can explain. 📸 — ScanMyPhotos.com #ScanYourLife

Should have let me rain Hell down on his parade truly.

Slafgodsky hat trick for the OT win in game 1

You never know what the @RoostersWorldJA family will share next! 👀🦉 Big up @chadii_don for this clip of a barn owl showing interest in budgies in a cage. What do you think was going on here? 🤔 Keep sharing your observations!

Donald Trump doing a 5 mile hike? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Really?

Infinity stones anyone? Also, I’m pretty sure I could lift that hammer. Probably not the real Mjolnir, but that version is made of plastic and I’m feeling lucky. 🔨 ⚡️

Velocidad 3: Más lento por razones estructurales: regulación, sistemas críticos, procesos largos. Y no es por falta de interés, es por inercia. Incluso aquí, empieza a moverse el tablero, aunque con menos ruido. ¿Qué pasa con esto?👇

The GameDev.tv 2026 Game Jam starts this Friday! Get FREE Assets and a FREE Course for submitting! Link in comments. 👇 #GameDev #IndieDev #GameJam #GDTVJam #GameDevTVGameJam

Becerra or Steyer? asif.tv "California sets the tone for the rest of the country and the 2026 gubernatorial race is starting to heat up. Many progressives in California are still deciding between @xavierbecerra.bsky.social & @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social Becerra🌈 www.instagram.com/reel/DYs-Kvs...

Seeking a career change? Direct Support Professionals (DSPs) help individuals with intellectual/developmental disabilities learn new skills, achieve personal goals, and integrate into their communities. Find DSP positions near you at rhahealth.org/dspjobs! #HealthcareJobs #DSPJobs

Repeat after me - we can't drill, pipe, or log our way out of this crisis. No time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #climatemergency #gorenewable

Redwire scored a trifecta of wins spanning space and defense. #Redwire #SpaceTech #ESA #LunarMissions #Robotics

That's a relief, it means I can continue to indulge in living by wearing ≥FFP2 respirators because they are not "masks" ... 🙄🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #NameAndNormalise #NoFalseEquivalence ...

Not helped by the refusal of people to use the correct terminology ... "masks" are not required, ≥FFP2 respirators are what is required. Spell it out. Show & Tell. Name & Normalise. No False Equivalence. #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks, they're really easy ...

JUST IN: Man accused of throwing Subway sandwich at federal officer charged with felony assault. www.fox5dc.com/news/man-acc...

🇪🇺🇺🇦 I don’t think the European Union can be a mediator because we are a party to the conflict – we are on Ukraine’s side rather than between Ukraine and Russia - Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski

A little diversion from trumpland singing a golden oldie. Happy Thursday Resistors 🇺🇸💙! #music #musicsky #sing

Does being born on US soil automatically make you an American? Today, SCOTUS hears a case that could dismantle over a century of precedent. From the historic Wong Kim Ark ruling to today, I break down what’s at stake.

So true! Feels like the devil’s magic! My kid uses Claude for programming. I pay for Perplexity because I’m mostly fact checking. Cool to see you using it for business!

Series tied 2-2. Tough loss last game—now it’s response time. 💥 Hostile ice, big moment… exactly where this team thrives. 60 minutes. No fear. Go take it. 🔵⚪🔴 #GoHabsGo #Habs #StanleyCupPlayoffs #Game5 #PlayoffHockey 🏒🔥

#Iran has too many reasons to: Only children play #Lego.

Today is the last day of Amplify Austin, Central Texas’ largest annual event of giving, organized by I Live Here I Give Here. There’s still time to give and invest in the organizations strengthening our city by going to AmplifyAustin.org! #AmplifyAustin #ATXGives #SupportLocal #GiveBack

(1/2) Jewelbox (1992) by Rodney & Brenda Jacks (Micro Imagineering) and published by Varcon Systems. Classic puzzle setup. You match 3 gems of the same colorto clear them and possibly make a combo. Score based. Turns out it’s actually a clone of another game I didn't know called Columns, by Sega.

Simple gesture, strong message: A Des Moines woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, marked the anniversary of her decision to choose life over suicide by spreading kindness through heartfelt notes and monetary gifts to strangers. Todd Magel has the story: https://t.ly/AHASo 

Daifuku and Ohagi are now Asa's! Yeah, these teens get scarier by the day! #DaemonsoftheShadowRealm @mollozhang.bsky.social @tikvoices.bsky.social @leofish.bsky.social @brandenloera.com @rowangilvie.bsky.social @bstegmairva.bsky.social @colleenclink.bsky.social

🔴 La Policía Nacional ha iniciado el procedimiento para abrir un expediente disciplinario al agente que este domingo agredió por la espalda a una docente que participaba en la manifestación de protesta junto a la Conselleria de Educación 🎙️ José Andrés Castellano ( @rtvevalencia.bsky.social )

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

This is what the opening act in semi 2 was for 10 years ago. Performed by the hosts, with no playback (yes, they remembered all the languages) #Eurovision

Oneil Cruz extiende su racha de Hits a 11 dias, esta vez conectando un jonron en la primera entrada a Jameson Taillon de los Cachorros de Chicago o Cubs. Pirates vs Cubs. #OneilCruz #beisbol #beisboldominicano #mlblatam #miraloaqui

Here's my tux and I'm ready for #TheGameAwards    The song is Gold by Spandau Ballet

In unrelated news, Albanians have BURNED DOWN 🔥 the house of their PM for allowing Zionists to colonise their lands too

Israel committed a masacre in Gaza during the night. The genocide continues.

Any opp dont believe in abstract hopes or grand ambitions but believe in physical needs&survival 1st in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Witcher, GoT, Shogun, Legend of Zelda, Last of Us, Star Trek, Star Wars, One Piece? Opp:Dreams do not fill a man's stomach or make soft the packed earth on which he beds!

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

😂🤣😂🤣 #blacksky

I may have to suck it up and sell a kidney for tix to this concert 😣😩😢😭😭