So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump is caught on camera trying to sexually assault himself. #DonaldTrump

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

So Trump just posted a video of him apprehending an alien and personally escorting it away in chains - and I fixed it. #DonaldTrump

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BREAKING: President Trump unknowingly holds up extremely disparaging poster graph altered by Antifa thugs, during live White House presser on progress of his Reflecting Pool renovation. #DonaldTrump

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