BREAKING: President Trump unknowingly holds up extremely disparaging poster graph altered by Antifa thugs, during live White House presser on progress of his Reflecting Pool renovation. #DonaldTrump

"Houston, we have... lift off." #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Rebel forces have discovered Emperor Trump's true intentions for his new 'ballroom' and rectified the situation. #DonaldTrump #maythe4thbewithyou

Melania Trump praised her husband in a speech today, saying his "empathy" rises above the office. So of course I edited it slightly to show how non-existent his empathy really is. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it. #DonaldTrump #StephenColbert

As Rudy Giuliani slowly begins the transition from this world and into the dark depths below - let's take a moment to remember some of his greatest accomplishments in his lifetime as a public servant.

BREAKING: President Trump is caught on camera trying to sexually assault himself. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: there was an incident in the White House involving President Trump and an elderly gentlemen with a unusually large belly button. #DonaldTrump

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

"This is what real leadership looks like at the FBI." OK... well if that's the case, it doesn't look very good.

I caught up with Andy Burnham at Manchester Labour's local election campaign launch to find out what he's been up to in our city region.🏙️🌹 From building 10,000 new homes, cracking down on fly-tipping, continuing to tackle climate change and standing up to racism - vote Labour on the 7th of May🌹🗳️

The acting head of the DOJ is on television claiming that a federal investigation into a president "should never happen." That isn't law and order—that is demanding complete immunity from accountability. No one is supposed to be above the law.

Howdy from #BigBearValley where Luna starts her day with some winging and stomping. The wind is picking up. #BaldEagles

"...and, uh..." Anda! #Epstein #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles #Trumpstein #TrumpisintheEpsteinFiles #PedophileProtector #TrumpRapesChildren #TrumpFucksKids

U.S. President Donald Trump visited Beijing's Temple of Heaven with his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping as part of an official visit.

New NYT reporting shows Iran and Oman are in talks to charge ships for passage through the Strait of Hormuz—suggesting U.S.-Iran negotiations are nowhere near conclusion despite what the White House has claimed.

Had the pleasure of meeting Tanner and starting this radddd samurai Batman tattoo. First session down… 📍Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa, CA ⚡️To Book YOUR Tattoo⚡️ WrappedInPlasticINK.com 💫DM if you want to talk #tattoos #tattooartist #orangecounty #orangecountytattoo #animetattoos

Something to think about if you ever want to live on the moon! #astrophotography #astronomy #news

So you want to sue the federal government for their hantavirus response? Remember, I’m a lawyer, not your lawyer- this is for educational and informational purposes only. #hantavirus #classaction #federalgovernment #legal #education

Norelco Electric Shaver Ad Recorded May 25, 1986 on CBS/WJW 8 in Cleveland, OH #Commercial #Norelco #ElectricShaver #Grooming #Technology

Your puns suck, Baltro.

Just my opinion

It’s Goat morning with the goat escape across the Caroline bridge

Take caution when making fun of the emperor, I mean president #StarWars

A stray cat in Turkey has won hearts online after hugging the same shopkeeper every morning like an old friend. #StrayCat #Turkey #CatLove #AnimalStories #ViralNews

My degree came in the mail today!!!! My mama and Daddy gon put it on their mantle with our other awards!

Hegseth invokes Charlie Kirk at West Point graduation: "Last, and most importantly, seek God. As Charlie Kirk often said ... "

200 days. That’s how long nurses have been on the picket line bargaining for safe patient staffing ratios to keep their patients - all of us! - safe. From the picket line to the steps of the Michigan Capitol, we stand with you @teamsters.bsky.social because you fight for us.

School closures could be coming to Pasadena. Pasadena Unified School District is considering closing or consolidating several campuses as it faces declining enrollment and a budget shortfall. District leaders say fewer students mean less funding and tough decisions ahead.

Today In Nerd History May 27 For More Information sites.google.com/view/today-i... #TodayInNerdHistory #May27 #VincentPrice #ChristopherLee #HarlanEllison #LeeMeriwether #LouisGossettJr #DonWilliams #ToddBridges #LawrenceKrauss #JackMcBrayer #RayeBirk #JohnMiranda #MichonneBourriague #Birthday

Trump posted Ai video of him interrupting Colbert final show and dumping him in a trash bin, Here’s Paulley Ticks redux! #PualleyTicks #Colbert #USDemocracy

Join us for the Miskatonic Masquerade! Get your tickets this week to lock in the early bird discount! asmodee.swoogo.com/MiskatonicMa...

What does it look like when the government violates court orders in immigration habeas cases? On Lawfare Daily, @mollyroberts.bsky.social talked to @katherinepomps.bsky.social about Lawfare’s tracker, documenting government non-compliance with court orders. youtu.be/0Ww1zbVAHP0?...

ESPBEN: Caitlin Clark’s First 5 Games Highlights Are BREAKING the Internet 🔥 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Trump came to town for his $1 million-a-pardon -- I mean, plate grift.

And the rest of those involved with the slow roll to the NS/NB border leave from the Enfield big stop. Police are with them. Note not all vehicles featured in this video are involved in the slow roll. It is just the way they came out). Expect traffic delays along Highway 102 and Highway 104.

Chargers S Derwin James came onto the field shirtless and in shorts 🥶 Feels-like temp: 32°.

#jhope #bts #hobi fixing his hair for #army #btsarmy

"Among the slain residents was a Palestinian woman who happened to be passing by the building; she had been purchasing Eid clothing for her late brother’s children when the missiles struck. Her funeral took place earlier at the Al‑Ahli Cemetery."

Hornets' notable road wins since the New Year: W at Celtics by 29 (tonight) W at Rockets by 10 W at Magic by 27 W at Nuggets by 23 W at Lakers by 18 W at Thunder by 27 Charlotte has won 10 straight road games.

St. Paul is an incredible place, and the home of our second One City One Take. The concept is simple: One very long unbroken take exploring the city. You can either watch it all at once, or skip around using chapter markers. I hope you enjoy.

I did it! #nhpolitics #nhtok

melissa’s caption is diabolical MY TUMMY HURTS

A saree is not just worn, it is felt—like poetry wrapped around the soul. One graceful drape can turn a simple moment into timeless elegance. Traditionally over 5,000 years old, the saree is one of the world’s oldest surviving garments still worn today. In every pleat lives heritage, strength, and

Come join me with Pokemon Legends: Z-A Saturday and Sunday 4a-8a central time. www.twitch.tv/gaming_with_... #pokemonlegendsza #twitchtv #twitchstreamer #pokemonstreamer #gamingwithgeekgeek #twitchaffilliate #nintendoswitch #geekgeek #pokemoncommunity #pokemon #gottacatchthemall #kalos

Europa dreht auf Sommermodus! ☀️🌍 Die Großwetterlage stellt sich komplett um: Ein kräftiges Hoch sorgt jetzt in vielen Ländern für Sonne satt und steigende Temperaturen. 🌡️

Calm starts here 🐾 The ProDOGG Compression Shirt helps reduce anxiety, support comfort, and keep your dog feeling secure—wherever they go. Less stress. More tail wags. ❤️ #ProDOGG #DogAnxiety #CalmDog #HappyDog #DogComfort #PetCare #DogLovers #AnxietyRelief #doglife

Jared Woolley finds the corner to give the Kitchener Rangers a 3-1 in the Memorial Cup final

Tell'em, Kirk

Source #Japan #Nippon

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Giants QB Jaxson Dart’s girlfriend, Marissa Ayers, has gone viral for making her runway debut at Miami Swim Week. Dart is winning on and off the field 🥵 Original post

Dear friends, a million thanks for standing by our defenders! 🥹💙💛 All the equipment we fundraised for is now delivered! 🫡 Together, we will defeat the enemy. Everything will be Ukraine! 🇺🇦✌️

BOVINO: "I've heard about a hunger strike, which I think that's fake news anyway, but if they did, well I'm ok with that because if they lose weight we can get even more people on planes for deportation" MERCADO MEDIA

O que vocês acharam de Marathon? Estão jogando? #marathongame #playstation

Keiner glaubt mir das ich unterwegs fruehstuecke😭🤌

Did you know that during a full moon some animals become more active If you report a sighting, please include: • 📍 Exact location • 🕒 Date and time • 🐾 Species (or best description) • 📸 Photo or video (if safely obtained) • 📝 Notable behavior

#anime #owarinoseraph #seraphoftheend

'We don't have the privilege of saying that anymore' In our latest podcast, @soumayakeynes.ft.com argues that following the old rulebook on international trade is no longer an option. Listen below or search 'High Resolution' wherever you get your podcasts 👇 buff.ly/pGuL25H

I recently met with the Byron Patient Care Network in Hucknall who shared with me the pressures that primary care providers are under. This evening, I asked the Minister of State at the Department of Health and Social Care what the Government is doing to improve access to GP services here ⬇️