Paulley Ticks

BREAKING: President Trump unknowingly holds up extremely disparaging poster graph altered by Antifa thugs, during live White House presser on progress of his Reflecting Pool renovation. #DonaldTrump

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

Fixed it ;) (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #Reporter

So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it. #DonaldTrump #StephenColbert

BREAKING: there was an incident in the White House involving President Trump and an elderly gentlemen with a unusually large belly button. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump is caught on camera trying to sexually assault himself. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: There has been an accident at the White House Ballroom construction site involving the President and a 6ft long metal rod. #DonaldTrump #Ballroom

So Trump just posted a video of him apprehending an alien and personally escorting it away in chains - and I fixed it. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

Melania Trump praised her husband in a speech today, saying his "empathy" rises above the office. So of course I edited it slightly to show how non-existent his empathy really is. #DonaldTrump

A young girl's harsh response to Donald Trump telling her that's she's too short to play professional volleyball, is absolute essence of poetic justice. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Rebel forces have discovered Emperor Trump's true intentions for his new 'ballroom' and rectified the situation. #DonaldTrump #maythe4thbewithyou

As Rudy Giuliani slowly begins the transition from this world and into the dark depths below - let's take a moment to remember some of his greatest accomplishments in his lifetime as a public servant.

"Houston, we have... lift off." #DonaldTrump

Remember that time a reporter hit Trump in his big dumb empty head with her microphone? Good times ;)