Remember that time a reporter hit Trump in his big dumb empty head with her microphone? Good times ;)

So Trump just posted a video of him apprehending an alien and personally escorting it away in chains - and I fixed it. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

BREAKING: Rebel forces have discovered Emperor Trump's true intentions for his new 'ballroom' and rectified the situation. #DonaldTrump #maythe4thbewithyou

Melania Trump praised her husband in a speech today, saying his "empathy" rises above the office. So of course I edited it slightly to show how non-existent his empathy really is. #DonaldTrump

So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it. #DonaldTrump #StephenColbert

So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

Fixed it ;) (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #Reporter

"Houston, we have... lift off." #DonaldTrump

Strolling around Paris 🇫🇷

День суші та ролів відзначають сьогодні.

1/2 The more of these videos I see the more I see the Israelis as thugs and bullies dangerous armed bullies www.instagram.com/reel/DYZ2n9o... Jerusalem Day is an Israeli holiday that commemorates the "reunification" of East with West Jerusalem during the Six-Day War of 1967, which saw Israel

Throwback – Celebrating the Graduation of the Class of 2026 at Texila American University Zambia 🔗 Apply now: tau.edu.zm/tau-zambia-b... #Texila #TexilaAmericanUniversity #Graduation2026 #Graduation #TexilaJourney #TexilaZambia #Zambia #Zambians #LifeAtTexila

Weltfrauentag heißt: weiterkämpfen. Gleichberechtigung bedeutet eine bessere Zukunft für alle. Wir kämpfen für gleiche Rechte an eurer Seite - in Politik, Wirtschaft, Gesellschaft und überall. Für gleiche Rechte, gegen patriarchale Strukturen. Wehrt euch! 💜

KATJA MEIROWSKY ABOUT HIDING PERSCUTED PEOPLE For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #resistance #katjameirowsky #holocaust #aidingpersecutedpeople #independentfilm #cinema #resistance #redorchestra #monument

Tomorrow is the the very first Arts District Day in downtown Edmonton! Stop by the Citadel Theatre, Winspear Centre & Art Gallery of Alberta from 11-4 to check out free family-friendly theatre, live music, face painting, art exhibits & more. Hope to see you there! #abpoli #yegarts #yegdt

I have been deeply moved to hear from Iranian residents across Kensington & Bayswater in recent weeks about the appalling attacks many of their friends and family have been victims of in Iran.

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“I was back in the corporate world, working … as long as I would accommodate two rules: One was that I couldn’t talk about my experience with incarceration, and the other was that I was willing to accept about half of what I was worth.” Full interview: jlusa.org/2026/03/18/p... #FairChanceHiring

"She's been so great for the club. She's definitely a legend... I'm jealous that wherever she goes, they will be her new teammates." Arsenal goalkeeper Daphne van Domselaar on teammate Beth Mead❤️

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** WWE Made Sure iShowSpeed Was Safe at WrestleMania 42 Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 352 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #WWE #WrestleMania42 #iShowSpeed

In order for me to be a functioning adult now… I’m going to read as many books I can right now..

Cub Reporter Sean Abley back on the beat for @fangoria.bsky.social ! Headed to Mexico City to cover a film! Top secret! But wait… Is that… a rhymes with mom thread?

You need this completely innocent hen in a tie. Look how cute he is 👀 #thecraftyjubilee #stickers #chicken #hiddenjoke #cute

I had the time of my life lol.

Outsourcing your brain to corporations to stay competitive, then winding up a homeless, controlled cog... It's a rough cyberpunk reality, in my game, Neofeud 2! store.steampowered.com/app/4611140/... #gamedev #indiedev #visualnovel #art #artist #indiegame #cyberpunk #Noai #scifiart #humanmade

🧐 C’est quoi le fact-checking ? Comment les journalistes arrivent à démêler le vrai du faux ? 👀 À l’occasion du Festival des 24H de @liberation.fr, on a rencontré @vincentcoquaz.bsky.social, journaliste et chef de service adjoint de CheckNews.

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Mortal Kombat 2 was horrible and the idea that it’s better because there was fighting and fatalities in a movie about the video game with fighting and fatalities is why we can’t have nice things.

Despite all my efforts, I can't erase Duke and Bella's past. They will likely never fully trust humans again and will always fear new people they meet. And honestly, who could blame them after everything they've been through…?

Crimes de guerre russes. Les terroristes russes ont attaqué une aire de jeux pour enfants à Kherson avec un drone. À la suite de l'attaque, une famille a été ciblée : une mère et deux jeunes enfants âgés de 3 et 6 ans, et le père qui est malheureusement décédé.

🎥A major Barrhead route has re-opened 18 months after the original works were due to be completed. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...

🐰Tenham em mente que ainda estamos só na metade do show, vamos fazer o resto dele ser absolutamente lendário!

People pay a lot of money for... w/ thefishnibbler & FoxxyLillyVT

How do we beat a political machine in SD? The answer is simple. We put people first! Here is how you can support! #julianforsd

Exceptions don’t work — not even if you ‘know’ the governor.

#Eurovision

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales – Launch Date Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2 A brand-new action RPG from the creators of OCTOPATH TRAVELER and BRAVELY DEFAULT #TheAdventuresofElliot #NintendoSwitch2 #NintendoDirect

Wintergreen is one of many small plants that shape forest ecosystems along the Cohanzick Nature Reserve Trails, Bridgeton, NJ.. #EnvironmentalNews #BridgetonNJ #ForestEcology

本日のレクダンス曲！スキャット♪シンガーズスリーだった🩷 サンシャインと後楽園に行った中学修学旅行の夜のザ・ベストテン1位はルビーの指輪でした。2位はヨコハマチーク！ ルビーの指輪　マーチングフェローズオーケストラ/シンガーズスリー　1982

RAILYARD ARREST | A man accused of domestic violence was arrested in Anaheim after he fled into a railyard and climbed on top of a train car.

#Cats #CatsofBluesky

Mississippi Freedom Summer Shared from @AfriEye 🎥✨ Full credit to them. Watch more 📺 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Krx06YEXXQw #BlackHistory365 #JamesChaney #OnThisDay #FreedomSummer #CivilRightsMovement #VotingRights #BlackHistory #MississippiHistory #CivilRightsHeroes #NeverForget

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On Campus Podcast Episode 12: Season Wrap-Up: The Engaged University This episode discusses key themes from the season while highlighting major shifts that shaped higher education throughout 2025. https://post.citiprogram.org/3L1rMN3 #HigherEducation #StudentEngagement #ProfessionalDevelopment

Zingy says Goodbye #vtuber #silly #twitch edited by imjamss.carrd.co/

"No one should shed tears" says an unelected genocider in chief protecting apartheid nazis & child rapists. She's still a nazi. The EU is no longer legitimate. It took a corrupt German to reveal it.

“If you, as a leftist, think [MTG] is better than AOC in any way, then I think you need help.” @mehdirhasan.bsky.social breaks down the double standard that holds AOC to endless scrutiny while overlooking MTG’s years of extremism and conspiracy theories. Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wqg...

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

I approve 🍁🇨🇦🔥😏 🇳🇴 Credit to lindahagewick

#republicans #house #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/feiavkjw

Our review on @wayforward.bsky.social's shoot-'em-up/RPG, Sigma Star Saga DX: catwithmonocle.com/news/2026/04...

If anything can unite us… it might be Costco rotisserie chicken.

George Horne. 5x Glasgow Player of the Year. Sean Jansen. 10 tries. MOM vs Munster. The battle around the fringes could decide this quarterfinal. Also watch: Hiddleston at the lineout. Sam Gilbert off the boot. 📅 29 May | 20:45 CAT | Scotstoun #URC #URCRugby #GlasgowWarriors #Connacht #Rugby

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou

The complete original score to LOS ALAMOS is now streaming wherever you find music. Here’s a clip from “Anakata,” the track behind the story’s climactic forward-and-backward time-bending chase scene. Listen to the whole album: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Ossoff is on a roll: 'He's a failed president and a national disgrace… while you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.' Trump's going to lose his shit over this. He absolutely despises the unvarnished truth.🤦🏾‍♂️

Επαναστατική αντικαρκινική ενέσιμη #θεραπεία εξαφάνισε όγκους ασθενών που δεν είχαν πλέον άλλες επιλογές. Η #αμιβανταμάμπη, από τη #Johnson & Johnson, αξιολογείται σε περίπου 60 #κλινικές #δοκιμές για διάφορους τύπους, μεταξύ των οποίων του πνεύμονα, του παχέος εντέρου, του εγκεφάλου & του στομάχου

The way Sammo Hung moves is just insane and he makes it all look effortless