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A new law will supposedly be passed soon that prohibits everyone from having sex on Mondays 🤭

There will come a time when AI takes over every aspect of the world, eventually bringing humanity face-to-face with the end of days. Eloy Hernandez

He lied to me. He said he would end the war in Ukraine, bring down gas prices, and lower inflation starting on his very first day in office. Yet here we are, still waiting for those promises to become reality.

Today is not Friday the 13th… it’s Wednesday the 13th 🤭😂

#iran #trump #war #gasprice

Everyone calm the fuck down and give it some time! 😂 If things keep moving in the right direction, gas prices might end up looking a lot more like they do in Venezuela 🇻🇪 and Iran 🇮🇷. Just be patient and let’s see what happens

I saw the Ten Commandments and it was confusing as fuck

Me hearing about the next global pandemic 😷, the war, the Epstein files, gas prices, inflation, and now aliens 👾… this whole world turned into one giant shit show 🤭

Life is so dam good. I don’t want it any other way. #FatBoy #harleydavidson #harleydavidsonmotorcycles #harleylife #harley

Far-right National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir released a video showing detained participants of the intercepted Gaza-bound flotilla being bound and dragged in Israel's Ashdod Port, writing, "That's how we welcome the terror supporters. Welcome to Israel." WHERE IS THE FUCKING GLOBAL OUTRAGE🤬

The Farrer by-election result is another example of how there is no such thing as a safe seat. Director of The Australia Institute's Democracy & Accountability Program Bill Browne explains. Read more here: https://australiainstitute.org.au/report/power-sharing-in-australian-parliament/

Matt and Sarah are thrilled to announce their new science podcast. The links you need are in our Bio. See you next Wednesday! Full Trailer on YouTube. youtu.be/YPjaOyoITOc #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

The world moves fast. So does the Pacifica Evening News. Tonight at 6 PM: breaking national headlines, Bay Area stories, political analysis, labor, protest movements, international updates, and voices corporate media too often ignores. Today is packed. 94.1 FM • streaming worldwide at KPFA.org

ROLLING GUNNER is no joke. This is how I start my day. #SHMUP #BulletHell

A German flotilla activist was tortured after bringing water to the Palestinians. “They beat me every day and did not give me any food or water”

#Trump and the #Republicans are just fucking with us. #Minnesota pays more in federal taxes than it receives; it’s using our own tax dollars to murder us. This so-called drawdown doesn’t mean anything. We’re still under a federal occupation of domestic terrorism. How many more murders do they want?

5 more wins to go #Knicks #KnicksSky

Today we lost one of my biggest inspirations for going into the environmental field. Dr. Jane Goodall will be greatly missed, but we can carry on her legacy by not giving up hope and continuing the fight to make this planet a better place. Source: ABC Australia

How to Calm the Fire #health #recovery #wellness #insulinresistance #metabolichealth

Anthony Edwards is certified COLD BLOODED 🥶 This is an incredibly difficult shot, especially when you consider the defender has an 8 foot wingspan. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

Mercedes driver Kimi Antonelli set the fastest lap at the 2026 Canadian Grand Prix with a blistering time of 1:14.210 on Lap 68. #F1 #CanadianGP | May 24, 2026

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#350.3 - Behind The Scenes - JACK&JOZEF - We can talk for hours about nothing. #ad #fy #fyp #TalkShow #LateNightShow #RadioShow #TvShow #lifehack #podcast #PodcastGemist #lifelessons #news #media #ironie #talkshow #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #TalpaNetwork

Do you actually understand what the “British Mandate” means? This isn’t just a random term - it’s a crucial part of history that shaped the region we’re discussing today, yet it’s widely misunderstood or ignored. Be smart - don’t be dumb #DONTBEABUTTHEAD #TRUTH #truthmatters #EducationIsImportant

The internet lit up after Donald J. Trump appeared to make a strange “Bulululup” sound during an Oval Office event with elementary school students. The moment, subtle but unmistakable, quickly circulated online, prompting questions from viewers across the political spectrum. F. M. P. at OGM News

Do we look cowed, subjugated, beaten or afraid of you Orks?

From fiction faves like WORRY and HAPPINESS & LOVE to nonfiction hits like GERTRUDE STEIN and AMMAZZA!, we've got lots to read this #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth!

FDT FckTrump Fck all of you that thought this was a good idea. Fck all of you that still think this is a good idea. This is the absolute worst our country has been in my lifetime and I am terrified of where we are headed. MAGA is delusional and only believes fake Fox News. Wake up and get angry!

In the background there was a hawk sitting on MY fence! So of course i cried out in horror 🙀 #whineypeef #guardcat #getoffmyfence #sassypeef #notamewsed

Spiked piledriver! #AEWDoN

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Posted 21 hours ago "taylorwatson: be so fr" IG account: @taylorwatson's (verified acct) Taylor Black #Military #Veterans #Politics #Healthcare #SNAP #Medicaid

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Sandrine Bonnaire prays to God for salvation and deliverance in the second part of Jacques Rivette's epic JEANNE LA PUCELLE - THE PRISONS.

At 1st, I decided not to post this 🎥 It's unbearable! But I'm posting it because it's what Russia does to 🇺🇦, to our kids, every single day Another act of terrorism on Kherson's civilians Kids were injured. Their dad was killed We have to do everything we can to stop mad Russia 🎥:ABokser

Released on this day in 1970 was the British supernatural horror film, 'Taste the Blood of Dracula'. This was Christopher Lee's fourth film as Count Dracula. It also starred Linda Hayden, Geoffrey Keen, and Gwen Watford. #OnThisDay

I saw screen grabs of this posted here and thought, "Is that real?" B/c it's repugnant. I don't know why I'm surprised anymore at how grotesque this Administration is, but this is on the official WH site.

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August was #WellnessMonth, but why not keep it going all year round - laugh often, learn new things, set boundaries, move your body, manage money, respect the planet, and find purpose. More wellness info here: bit.ly/4lZPTZI @cent1pcn.bsky.social @exerciseworks.bsky.social @copescotland.bsky.social

Gosh this man, like I saw that clip again of him asking to be choked (smiling giddily as he asked too) like brooo And it's how he always lets that impulsive thought win of grabbing onto another buff guy's biceps like...

2,051 served. 265 crisis calls. $430K in services. 💜 Every number is a real person who found safety. This is what showing up looks like. #NoorFamilyServices #Nonprofit

Er zijn veel dingen veel belangrijker dan het racisme van randdebielen die hun ego proberen op te krikken door anderen te demoniseren en te stigmatiseren. #eloquent

Israel's own general just admitted it on record. Different rules for shooting. Different detention policies. 4,000+ Palestinians held without trial. Zero settlers. That's not a leak — that's the IDF Central Command chief in a closed forum. Get all sides on Drooid.

Wtf is Bundibugyo virus & why should you care? 1. It’s a type of ebolavirus 2. This outbreak is very bad already & we don’t have any idea how big it is. It’s been going on for weeks or even months. 3. We’re about to enter the find out stage of #MAHA #FAFO. And the US has a lot to account for.

Supervisor Paloma Aguirre has fought to end the environmental & public health disaster in the Tijuana River Valley for years. In the 1st episode of my new podcast, 72 & Sunny, we talked about our work on this crisis. Watch the full episode on my congressional youtube page or most podcast platforms!

Moise Kouame makes French Open history in front of a home crowd at Roland-Garros. 🎾😍 At 17, he is the youngest man since 2009 to win a Grand Slam singles match. 🤩 #Tennis | #RolandGarros

🗣️ "La primera proposta que ens porten per escrit és innegociable. El caixa o faixa no és acceptable". Iolanda Segura, portaveu d'USTEC, titlla de "decebedores" les darreres reunions amb Educació | @rtvecatalunya.bsky.social

He couldn’t even get the skates on, never mind get up on the ice with ‘em.

Showers will be few and far between this weekend, but there's still a chance Mother Nature will interfere with your outdoor plans. We'll be tracking the up-and-down chances on @wbtv.com all weekend! #NCwx #SCwx

Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariffs. #news #canada #usa

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„Pan předseda za SPD si prostě sám protiřečí. Tady jasně zaznělo, že to doteď řídili premiéři právě proto, aby se tomu zajistila ta vysoká pozornost. A když to fungovalo, tak nechápu, proč jste to rozvrtali. Ten váš problém je, že vy nemáte jediný argument […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

it goes like this also you get a sneak peak at my morning routine! hiding under my covers until i dont feel groggym this usually takes an hour

Chef really is air bud 🏀 #BallIsLife

#ipo #anthropic #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/71xsz7no

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De meilleures routes, de meilleurs hôpitaux, de meilleurs transports en commun, de meilleurs centres communautaires : nous réalisons l’un des plus grands investissements dans les infrastructures de l’histoire du Québec.

Girl put her hands on a guy, and her boyfriend ended up taking the consequences for her.