I don't know why I so often think of Simpsons scenes while I'm in the shower. (Door bell) Homer: "Who is it?" Outside: "Goons" Homer: "Who?" Outside: "Hired goons."

"Motion in the garage."

RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@gregeganSF/115932590020852155

Watching the fog roll by

Reolink: "Animal detected next to garage" Crow: "ZZZZZZZzzzzzoooooom"

This has ruined my brain. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8b8f1VQ/

@vantiss @YKantRachelRead

I mean, seriously, this amplifies Randall's original metaphor so well. Let it play out over and over every time the diligently maintained dependency is eventually one of the few that hasn't moved!

People angry that the Trump Phone is a scam have big "Joker finding out Batman is Bruce Wayne" energy.

Illidan on the subject of merlocs. #WoW #Warcraft #Legion

A 25% tax on gas exports wouldn't just raise $17 billion a year to fund essential services. It would mean more Australian gas sold to Australians! @richarddenniss.bsky.social #auspol

There are multiple layers of addiction built into advertising alcohol on social media via smartphones. Listen to our latest podcast where we discussed this and other topics covered at the Global Alcohol Policy Conference🎙️ Hosted by @globalgapa.bsky.social Links: www.ias.org.uk/podcast/gett...

Zeina Khodr: "This used to be a health clinic, a clinic that provides vital medical services to people who remain in southern Lebanon.. what [people] tell you is they believe this is part of a policy, a strategy to depopulate southern Lebanon, to make the area uninhabitable"

The Star Trek Voyager episode "The Haunting of Deck Twelve" aired May 17, 2000. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... . #TodayInNerdHistory #May17 #StarTrek #TheHauntingOfDeckTwelve #StarTrekVoyager #Episode #TV #History #Aired #AirDate #News #OTD #FYP #Nerd .

This was Manchester New Hampshire Dad minding Madi while Mum went to get food. Dad got busy nibbling on pebbles and at one point, Madi made a dash for the exit. Dad eventually secures Madi back under his wing. #PeregrineFalcons

The WMA delivered a statement at #WHOEB158 calling for urgent action to implement the Political Declaration on NCDs through strong, person-centred health systems, investment in the health workforce, and inclusion of NCDs & mental health in UHC: https://ow.ly/IzYq50Y80oP

At President Trump’s inauguration, he declared an “energy emergency” to try and justify his damaging actions to roll back clean energy and climate protections. It’s dangerous, and it weakens America’s energy leadership and progress towards a net-zero future. (1/2)

Saturday afternoon jazz

Embroidery Workshop Carrick-On-Suir Our embroidery workshop brought together Irish woman from Ballylynch and Salvadorian woman from Bridgewater House IP Ctr in an inclusive, welcoming space. They learned new skills, shared stories, and connected through creativity, laughter, and friendship.

Reliable decisions start with reliable measurements. Long-term monitoring powers Bavaria’s forest systems—using METER sensors to validate models and improve forest assessments over time. Learn more: metergroup.com/solutions/sc...

Monday 1/26/26 Quick4Cast. It’s so cold! When do things improve? What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details #stlwx Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

Jimbo's first ever bed. His body has a lot of healing to do but he loves it here I think

GCW Rumble on the River Vlog available now on Cole TV youtu.be/FTwhFWqQbEg?... #coletv #gamechangerwrestling #indywrestling #prowrestling #welovewrestling

Episode 6: Fluid Futures We're talking about the power and politics of gender through fashion -- LIVE TOMORROW at 2 PM EST on our YouTube channel. See you there com.unity! #modecanadarocks #fashion #culture #music #love

MACCA!!!!!!!!! 3-0

Miley Cyrus receives a star ⭐️ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

New holiday episode is coming next week. In the meantime, we wanted to share one of our most popular episodes - one on a theme many can use this season: Finding Hope in Dark Times. I had the joy of speaking with @nickkristof.bsky.social & @joanhalifax.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

"Wir werden ab jetzt immer im Ausnahmezustand sein. Die Katastrophe wird die neue Normalität."

Americans react to rising gas prices: "My honest reaction was, what the fuck? It's scary to fill up the tank... It's horrible. No one should be paying these types of prices."

That demon is back y’all 😩

Iranians DGAF about Pahlavi monarchists, Mossad ops and Trumps goons. They know all these ops are meant to break social order and it’s not gonna work in Iran. At all.

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Mein Sofa mit lila Kuscheldecke ist bereit! :3 Was ich mit dir vorhabe? 👀✨️ Lass dich überraschen! 😈 Ich erwarte dich um 18:15! ☕️ 💜 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 💜 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #Affiliate #roadtopartner

Everything has a season. A time to live, a time to live, a time to celebrate, a time to grieve. And a time to kill.

I deleted a tweet but I want to speak about what I was annoyed about without potentially making someone feel bad. This tweet is about an artist's reaction to AI art. But it's evergreen. They do this every time anything happens in the artist community.

Comfort can quietly become a trap. Watch this clip. 🛑🎬 Have you ever stayed in a situation just because you didn't want to go through the exhausting process of starting over?

【Nightmare Matchups Breakdown | 2026/05/23 | Donovan Mitchell | 38 MINS，23 PTS, 9/21 FG, 5 TOV】 Mitchell’s perimeter jumper has thoroughly deserted him during this postseason run, with his three-point hovering at a meager 31.3%. #NBA For more related data: www.matchupmeta.com/game/nyk-vs-...

“The miracle is not to fly in the air or to walk on water, but to walk on the earth.” ~Chinese proverb~ What a gift it is to live here. Let’s take care of it. 🌎 #earthday

🇵🇸 Children celebrate Eid despite injuries in For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Day 13, quick weapon today: Axe No. 1 #ArmoryCrafter #gameDev #indieDev #3Dart

We read the spicy parts your Sunday school teacher skipped. Join our #bible #podcast for daily life hacks from the Word! #ChristiansOnSky #Christianity www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

Pam Bondi was complicit in the most egregious cover up in American history. Now she’s breaking the law by refusing to comply with our bipartisan subpoena. @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social will hold her in contempt.

BREAKING 🚨|‘israel’ 🇮🇱 has just struck a residential block in Gaza city,occupied Palestine 🇵🇸 murdering and injuring a number of semitic Palestinians, destroying homes. Spreading terror, chaos and agony on the eve of Eid. There was never a cease fire. It is a lie to calm the world of this genocide.

“This Supreme Court has shown that it is nothing but an illegitimate arm of the Republican Party.”

The Ameriprise Financial Center building in downtown Minneapolis sold earlier this year for a lower price tag than some homes on Lake Minnetonka.

Where Do They Get Them? 💍 Random #splatoon fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

The Guy In That Thing. #AiArtCommunity #digitalart #AiArt #aidigitalart #actor #famous #noname #remixratpack #surrealart #design #AiCommunity #AiArtChallenge #SynthArt #CreativeAi #Ai #AiArtwork #qp prompt in ALT

Y'all ever been sniffed like that, chat? #rpg #twitchstreamer #gaming #roleplaying #foryoupage

In a recent Human Verified article, "Big Big Energy." I explore the crisis in the Strait of Hormuz and look at alternatives that might help us weather this storm. #gas #gasoline #oil #iran #iraq #saudiarabia #yemen #israel #qatar #jordan #kuwait #middleeast

Glenn Kirschner's right Accountability or Bust This time they all MUST be held accountable

On Scalia... 2/4

Top 10 Player Profiles on Dobber Hockey’s Frozen Tools from previous week (May 25) The Top 10 most viewed player profiles on Dobber Hockey’s Frozen Tools www.frozenpool.dobbersports.com #fantasyhockey #montrealcanadiens #vegasgoldenknights #nhl #top10 http://dlvr.it/TSjRKy

Mute Swan (Cygnus olor) cygnets hatching from eggs. Mute swan eggs typically take between 35 and 41 days to hatch. The young birds hatch with down feathers that can be either gray or white, depending on the morph. Both parents are involved in incubating the eggs and protecting the young. #swans

Bowser Jr is the Prowler.

U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) has announced that as of today, U.S. forces have redirected 121 commercial vessels and disabled five in support of the naval blockade of Iran.

1,500 journals are now live on #ResearchExchange — a major milestone in the platform’s evolution. With integrated submission, AI‑powered screening, and streamlined peer review shaped by editor and society feedback, we’re supporting research integrity at scale. Learn more: https://ow.ly/ULjw50YnTIE

Did you know the answer? If you enjoyed this trivia, please follow for more. You can check out our games at the link in our profile. #videogametrivia #snes #retrogaming

Why do MAGA Republicans keep winning while Donald Trump keeps losing¿ Watch @TheRickWilson on MSNOW 8:46 PM · May 31, 2026 x.com/ProjectLinco... The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

Another NSW Police scandal. Another allegation of excessive force. Another allegation that officers closed ranks. Another whistleblower raising concerns. How many more stories do we need before there’s a Royal Commission into NSW Police?

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻