Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer:

@jascha

"It's okay to clap”

Seriously though, this man has lost the plot.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116648534587357638 "By measuring the timing of certain I/O (input-output) operations of the SSD a visitor is using, the researchers were able to determine the websites open in other tabs—even on other browsers—and the […] [Original post on twipped.social]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@JMarkOckerbloom/116642253074554430

Transcendent, I am nothing but goosebumps. Inner Universe from Ghost In The Shell: SAC https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pWL6S3/ https://music.apple.com/us/album/inner-universe-ghost-in-the-shell-stand-alone-complex/1895235848?i=6763256713

Is anybody else seeing the same patterns in AI proponents that you see in climate change denialists? It seems no matter how much data is presented about how generative and agentic AI is bad for everyone, the more people plug their ears and go:

RE: https://mastodon.online/@tomshardware/116601437923846574 Creative is releasing consumer sound cards again?

Frinkiac got a completely new UI for making gifs and it's awesome.

@mathowie make your own drugs, got it

People angry that the Trump Phone is a scam have big "Joker finding out Batman is Bruce Wayne" energy.

Reolink: "Animal detected next to garage" Crow: "ZZZZZZZzzzzzoooooom"

RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116409727029826348

RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@gregeganSF/115932590020852155

@hannah

I had never put much thought into how much poo six elephants must produce in a day. #SanDiegoZoo #SafariPark

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@ddosecrets/116301985873947303

The tech industry has genuinely lost its fucking mind. https://www.rubick.com/should-qa-exist/

Watching the fog roll by

RE: https://tenforward.social/@gaghyogi49/116263512654887133

Our led porch light and doorbell camera have *just* enough difference in refresh rate to show a racing light strip effect.

This has ruined my brain. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8b8f1VQ/

Took my daughter to see Kiki's Delivery Service in the theater today. First time I had seen it with the Disney dub, and I was completely surprised the first time Gigi opened his mouth and the voice of Phil Hartman came out. Turns out this was the very last […] [Original post on twipped.social]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@dansup/116171380150825602 I'm gonna be a contrarian, here... XMLHttpRequest was a *terrible* api, and the fact that it was an ActiveX component made it extremely unreliable to use. ActiveX was worse than java and browser plugins […] [Original post on twipped.social]

I mean, seriously, this amplifies Randall's original metaphor so well. Let it play out over and over every time the diligently maintained dependency is eventually one of the few that hasn't moved!

How it feels to still be doing the twilight highlands event in the third week of pre-patch. #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight

@aredridel

Do I know most of these because I'm a xennial, or because my family couldn't afford cable tv? From https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Av3Bf/

@futurebird I dunno, she's not that big of a canvas

Illidan on the subject of merlocs. #WoW #Warcraft #Legion

Illidan being a shady little bitch. #WoW #Warcraft #Legion

How? How is the game this broken? I am on a lvl 80 horde toon that I made in Legion Remix. It hasn't done anything but Legion questing. For reasons I won't get into, I tried flying into Undercity. At the end of BfA, Sylvanas nuked Undercity with a plague […] [Original post on twipped.social]

@vantiss @YKantRachelRead

I don't know why I so often think of Simpsons scenes while I'm in the shower. (Door bell) Homer: "Who is it?" Outside: "Goons" Homer: "Who?" Outside: "Hired goons."

@YKantRachelRead @vantiss

@jerry @catsalad The sound....

I don't know why this suddenly occurred to me while in the shower, but... During the famous Cromulent scene in The Simpsons, both teachers were smoking in the classroom while the kids watched a movie. And this seemed perfectly reasonable in 1997.

"Motion in the garage."