Oh God, I got it all wrong, it's "you and your little Bieber," once again it seems the Boys is stealing from reality: conservatives having sex with children.

Jenny don’t change your number!

Clint Dempsey’s first minute goal against Ghana in 2014. He was a legend for the red white and blue and at trash talk.

The Polish army is trying to milpill the incels.

Today in remedial TikTok for millennials, I’m going to teach you this song that you’ve only heard on the Simpsons: Spanish Flea, by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.

I’m pleased to report that Japanese Pro Wrestling TikTok exists and is as delightfully unhinged as you’d imagine.

TikTok has decided that I need to see this hot nun and it’s actually causing trauma, like what the fuck is the reasoning behind this account, do they think that men who see her are going to come to God and not jack it, tell me how this works out.

I’ve been waiting for this take. It’s bullshit designed to forgive Bear for his unforgivable crime.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we believe.

I didn’t know I was into Romanian vampire women until Eurovision this year.

EVERYTHING I DO IS MONITORED BY MY WOMEN... THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1975 ONLY WORKS ON THE GOVERNMENT

Anseesah Morrow is starting and gets the putback to begin the game. Hoping the Connecticut Sun get their first win tonight #WNBA

With Trump’s far-right evangelical prayer marathon coming up Sunday, now is a good time to let you know how to respond when people say “America is a Christian nation!” #politics #trump #deconstructing #religion www.instagram.com/reel/DYVFU6N...

🌍❄️ Explore Antarctic stamps—tiny artworks capturing daring expeditions, science, and icy beauty. Perfect for collectors or the curious, these stamps tell tales of perseverance and unity. Dive into the chilly treasure trove and discover the spirit of the f 👉 https://obelisk-stamps.com/a/eLeUH8

Satan's Chosen Terrorists are filming themselves going after cats, tormenting them for amusement. This is Israel

We judge books by their covers every day—on shelves, in feeds, and in meetings. The trick isn’t to stop judging; it’s to judge better. questionclass.com/what-can-you... #decisionmaking #reading #design #leadership #questionclass

Hunted - Episode 1

LOL! This woman is a genius! In the parody of democracy that Germany has become, you get arrested if you say "From the River to the Sea." So this pro-Palestine protester asks if it is ok to say "From the River to the Beach" 😂😂😂😂 This is a scene straight out of Kafka...

ENTREVISTA | @jorgebuxade.bsky.social, jefe de la delegación de Vox en el Parlamento Europeo 🗣️"La situación es muy grave y por supuesto el 2 de junio tiene que ir el señor Zapatero por primera vez a declarar como investigado y posiblemente tenga que ir más veces" rtve.es/v/17080298

Oh, Yoko. Harper is sorry about the quote but it wasn’t his fault! Check out the latest episode of Office Hours at vist.ly/53mfu

Ben Stiller's Knicks are going to the NBA Finals 🔥 Original post

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a terrific Tuesday, celebrate all that you accomplish.

Made with Joysticks 'n Sliders by @majkmotion.work aescripts.com/joysticks-n-... #aftereffects #aescripts #joysticksnsliders 🚗 Honda Civic 50th Anniversary

The visuals in Death Stranding 2

Ich bin in die Schaf Produktion gegangen. Zumindestens, bis ich keine Lust mehr darauf habe.

i'm a beatboxing blueberry XD #vtuber #funny #skit #trend

You’re not overpaying because travel is expensive. You’re overpaying because of where you’re booking. Red Leaf Travel shows you the real numbers, side by side. 📩 DM us and book it the smarter way. #TravelDeals #TravelSmart #LuxuryForLess #RedLeafTravel #BookBetter #TravelTips

ICYMI: @muellershewrote.com told @johnfugelsang.bsky.social that Democrats need to take advantage of what is available to us to get nice things.

At my 14’s ceremony, I spotted a cave swallow trying to get to its nest. People finally cleared that corner enough for it to get there. I waited to see if babies would peek out but no. #birds #birdwatching #birding #nature

IntegrityCONNECT® helps agents save money on the road with Exclusive Integrity Benefits, including car rental discounts! Those savings add up fast. Because when agents win, everyone wins. 🏆 Learn more about what’s included: bit.ly/4ctQy2k   #IntegrityCONNECT #IntegrityAgents #IntegrityFamily

“I start kicking it back to shore and it’s fighting me.” 🐢 North Shore lifeguard Colin Steinberger describes how he helped save a Hawaiian green sea turtle tangled in fishing line. https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2026/05/22/north-shore-lifeguard-rescues-sea-turtle-tangled-fishing-line-waimea-bay/ 

From our Avoiding America investigative series: Northeast Kingdom businesses see drop in Canadian customers amid cross-border tensions Full story: http://wcax.com/2026/05/27/avoiding-america-northeast-kingdom-businesses-see-drop-canadian-customers-amid-cross-border-tensions/ 

✨Today, we’re venturing into Bastion Suna. A colossal, city-sized titan hidden in plain sight, Bastion Suna isn’t just a backdrop, it’s a breathing world within a world! ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/5tIK... ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegames #shadeprotocol @shadeprotocolgame.bsky.social

Excerpts from Author and Princeton Professor Eddie S. Glaude Jr. @esglaude l . . . #votingrightsact #catalystforchange

#c4news Reform UK Ltd's Nigel Farage mocked Keir Starmer for receiving free glasses, but failed to tell the Electoral Commission that he bagged a 5 million pound freebie from a crypto ghoul. And now he's chickening out of TV interviews. The man is a fraud.

Elevate your space  with SCMW Car Humidifier. Expertly crafted for those who appreciate the finer things, releasing a blend of assorted scents to create a soothing atmosphere. meltsbysusanstore.etsy.com ebay.com/str/susancan...

Microplastics in Your Drinking Water Microplastics are infiltrating our food chain and causing potential inflammation and cellular damage. For more information, check out the full post on my website - healthyretirementstrategies.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

People see the glow. The elegance. The composure. The way I carry myself. What they don’t see is how many times life tried to break me before I learned how to rebuild myself beautifully. Pressure changes people. Some people become bitter. Some people become louder. Some people collapse under it.

Black Friday offer! Book now growingsmiles.co.uk/time-out-for... #BlackFridayDeals #BlackFriday2025 #oralhealthcoaching #oralhealth #growingsmilesuk #BlackFriday

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Something moving doesn’t mean that it’s working… Next time you’re working on something worth repeating, ask 3 questions: ✅ What’s Working? ❌ What Isn’t Working? 🤔 What Needs to Change? I promise you won’t regret it. 🙏 #Kaizen #Operations #Communication #Entrepreneur #Leadership #Strategy

Os dias Perfeitos são aqueles em que você se dá conta que não há tempo suficiente, porque você quer viver para sempre. #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccontentcreator

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As the 🌍 spirals into yet another energy crisis ⛽, we’re reflecting on the lessons learned at #TTDC26. Our Global Director Rogier van den Berg shares his 🔑 takeaways 👉 bit.ly/4mjB7ON Read more about the benefits of clean energy in the face of fuel shortages ➡️ bit.ly/4ti7yj5

December 10, 2024: Alex Pretti talks about sacrificing for freedom. January 24, 2026: He is killed by federal agents while protecting a stranger. The timeline of a tragedy. #AlexPretti #Minneapolis #ICE #FolkMusic #ProtestSong

What happens when comic books use REAL science? @toddblack.bsky.social explains SoS; an indie comic series featuring real scientists, STEM education, and real-world problem solving through storytelling. 📺 Full interview on the USDN Podcast #indiecomics #sciencecomics #stemeducation #usdnpodcast

Repost by @JCMacriNBA RT by @JCMacriNBA: "And just like that... the New York Knicks are in the NBA Finals!" ICYMI, @JCMacriNBA's opening thoughts after the Knicks clinched their first trip to the NBA Finals in 27 years! Click to see original repost

PadMay Day 18! ✨

"He said, 'the worst thing we could do to Miranda's memory is to have it destroy our family. She would hate that.'" Danielle Crittenden talks to @monacharen.bsky.social about the powerlessness of grief and the message her son had that helped hold the family together.

The two closest rivals in world football are separated by just 44m across the narrow Rue Claude Farrére in western Paris 🇫🇷 🏟️ Parc des Princes (PSG) 🏟️ Stade Jean-Bouin (Paris FC) #groundhopping #footballhistory

Since #RacingLou plays tomorrow & #LouCityFC plays Saturday, we’re getting our kicks in w/ #MelsDiner on WFPK! I’m taking your requests for songs that mention any version of the word “KICK” in THE TITLE. Give me your pick here (1 x person PLEASE!) ⚽️

Its the final week of our 2nd Special, 'Winter Warmer 🥶' and a super Saturday of football across Europe's big 5 leagues. There are 24 fixtures live for our traders to get their teeth into. We've pulled out 5 players who we think will go well today.

I’ve added a Coal Mine to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. In this new area, you can find an essential resource: coal minerals, buried deep within the cave. ➡️ Wishlist 'Crimson Rest' on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3993140 #darkfantasy #indiedev #gamedev #psx #godot

Where do our clothes come from? Developed in partnership with University of Chester and University of Portsmouth. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can put... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-list/resource-management/where-do-our-clothes-come-from/

🥺 A fawn, hiding from shelling, crawled under a car in Kyiv — local media.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The allegations are truly beaten so I had to make a sequel to a tweet I saw months ago #kirby #kirbyairriders

So, copy everything off the internet, then sell it back to people? Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Ready to dive into a world of suspense? 📚🔍 Discover Chuck Morgan’s thrilling tales and get lost in the action! Follow for more! #CrimeFiction #BookLovers #CrimeFictionAuthor #ThrillerBooks #BookTok

Ever felt like you’re trying to steer a ship in the middle of a hurricane? We exhaust ourselves gripping the wheel, trying to fix things/people/outcomes that were never ours to manage. We spending our energy worrying about things we have no control over. It's exhausting... #gr3tetag #motivation