Happy Tom Lehrer Tuesday to all who are old and grey!

In case you’ve ever wondered where the phrase “pulling out all the stops” came from, here’s an organist doing just that.

It’s mildly disturbing how much I, a straight old man, identify with Carol Sturka.

LIRR cab view in Oyster Bay.

OK that’s it, pack it up, we’re done here. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up about wasians now, the discourse has become an actual hate crime.

Actually, I think *all* Gen Z American women might be Latinas now. Best of luck to you, lads.

People on TikTok are constantly putting on their Outside Feet and then acting surprised when their dogs get the zoomies.

Everyone please enjoy a Frenchman serenading parrots. Ladies, if he wanted to he would.

I’m pleased to report that Japanese Pro Wrestling TikTok exists and is as delightfully unhinged as you’d imagine.

I hate to break it to you, but every single skill move in modern football comes from Afro-Brazilian Ginga, comes from “the white player can do whatever he wants to me but I have to avoid all contact with him or I’ll get sent off.”

99% of parents miss these hidden allergy triggers lurking at home Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/non_food_allergies Careful parenting is still calm parenting. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

"While Bitcoin gets a lot of attention, it hasn’t played the safe-haven role many expected. In my view, there are a few reasons why. First, Bitcoin lacks privacy. Transactions can be monitored and potentially controlled, which is why central banks aren’t looking to hold it.

Step back in time with colonial-era stamps! 🕰️✨ These tiny treasures are windows into empires, cultures & political shifts. Discover how they capture a pivotal era's story. Ready to see history anew? 🖼️🔍 #ColonialStamps #Philately #VintageVibes #HistoryInT 👉 https://obelisk-stamps.com/a/Gqw3ic

On International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, your voice deserves to be heard. Type it out and let Sleepy Motion whip up a pro animated video in just 60 seconds. #motiongraphics #sleepymotion #IDAHOTB

With everything going on right now, it’s more important than ever that we commit to participating in Friday’s May Day events if we possibly can. Which means NOT participating. IN ANYTHING. Because without us they’re nothing. Find out what’s happening near you at Maydaystrong.org

🎯 "That is a very big goal for Leeds!" #lufc

Future or Stagnation? Europe is at a turning point. 🤖 AI will change the world—with or without us. 💡 We must create, not just regulate. If we hesitate, others will move ahead. Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

Congratulations to the University of #Minnesota women’s basketball team for making it back to the #NCAA women’s basketball tournament. Our senior players played a major role in rebuilding the program. Your unity through all challenges is appreciated. Thank you. #SkiUMah go #gophers.

“My Dad Fights Demons is an unstoppable, energy-packed feast of magical craziness.” - Downthetubes.net Purchase your copy here! www.selfmadehero.com/books/my-dad...  #comics #graphicnovel #diversevoices #manga #poc @abbiebsart.bsky.social @johnfreeman.bsky.social @selfmadehero.bsky.social

The Five Boro Bike Tour is like riding through our city with 30,000 friends! Glad to run into these two on the FDR southbound: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & (fellow former comptroller) @liunewyork.bsky.social.

[ 🇲🇲 MYANMAR ] 🔸 Des forces anti-junte auraient frappé des soldats de l’armée birmane lors d’un festival à Bhamo, dans l’État de Kachin, en utilisant notamment des drones FPV kamikazes probablement équipés d’explosifs artisanaux.

#yankees #domínguez #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA

#ShinnyoLanternFloating | Watch as thousands of lanterns are released into the ocean. #KHON2 | #WorkingForHawaii

Beg ur pardon Stat Daddy ?

Remember when we had a POTUS who considered himself president to ALL the people, even if they disagreed with him, and didn't call them names, or tell people to 'beat the hell out of them' - who was actually presidential?! Good times...

🔃 Oath Keepers live chat, graphic language 3:30 Endless troubles getting help! "DC Not A State"

Anyone know what these birds are!?

"Die Daten scheinen nun ziemlich eindeutig zu bestätigen, dass wir in den nächsten Monaten einen El-Niño-Zyklus erleben werden, der alle bisherigen Rekorde bricht." Einer von unzähligen Gründen, Klimaschutz als Grundlage für alles zu sehen.

At #PMQs Kemi Badenoch asked Sir Keir Starmer why he won’t allow the RAF to take offensive action to defend British territory 🇬🇧 The PM insisted the protection of UK nationals is always “number one priority" What did you make of it? #ThreeWordReviews please! 👇 #Peston

📺 Un vistazo animado al jonrón de Jeremy Peña

Mentorship with Mikey the Death Doula #MikeyTheDeathDoula #DeathDoula #EndOfLifeCareSpecialist #Mentorship

probably too busy counting other people‘s money to concentrate on something as silly as his actual job

Went out to call on some constituents and also check storm damage. Storm Chandra should remind us that the impacts of climate change will be for more costly than delivering climate action. Oh I also got elected Deputy Leader of @greenparty.ie yesterday. Come join the fight against climate change!

Argentina’s far-right government blames Indigenous Mapuche communities for the wildfires that have devastated Patagonia in recent years. But judicial investigations have found no evidence to support this – despite officials suggesting links to “terrorism”. The real evidence points elsewhere. ⬇️

Life’s a lot like baseball. You won’t hit every pitch, but if you stay disciplined, trust your swing & keep showing up, the wins will come. In baseball & in life, striking out is part of the game. The difference makers are the ones who step back into the box anyway! #SheShed

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Oh, can't you see the role we're living? Political lies are just corporate decisions To take away the votes that the populace sent Hold it in to the land of the living Look at the lost souls They seem so black Look at the lost souls Souls of black They're bleeding so black

From t.me/noel_reports Destruction of a #Russian_BM_21 #Grad_MLRS. #ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691

🆘 #ICE detain mother and 14 year old son outside school—day before 8th grade graduation‼️ Agents also broke car windows to arrest woman's 2 older sons—who had rushed to help their mom and little brother.

Republicans are demanding $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom after he claimed it would cost taxpayers nothing.

"This is part of the last wave of old guard civil rights leaders." @lizzieohreally.bsky.social on South Carolina's proposed redistricting map that would eliminate longtime Democratic power broker, Congressman James Clyburn's seat.

Some people wear trends. Others wear truth. This is more than clothing—it’s a reminder of who you belong to. Don’t stay silent. Stand firm. 👉 Shop now: www.rrpodcast.com #GodFirst #WalkByFaith #ChristianClothing #JesusOverEverything #FaithDriven

I went to the Lloyd Center the other day. After talking with some folks and listening to a few hours of Lloyd Center Master Plan presentation and testimony - I better understand how folks are connected to that space, even if I don't agree with efforts to stop Lloyd's demolition and development (1/2)

If you only watch one video today, let it be this one. Thank you, Charlene and LiUna 3000, for your powerful message to Canadians: “ We need to ensure that the Canada we know and love is the Canada that survives this election."

🤬 Russia has struck a train station in Kryvyi Rih, according to local media reports.

#InFocus 🌍The Rights-Based Border Management in the Silk Routes Countries (RBM Silk Routes) project in Pakistan and Iraq concluded with a closing conference in Islamabad last week. 🔗 Read more www.icmpd.org/news/strengt...

Reciting the alphabet of humanity.👏🏻❤️💙👏🏻

PERSONALLY, I SAY EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE AND LET THE CHIP FALL WHERE THEY MAY THAT FUK THE WHITE VOTERS IN LOUISIANA AND WHAT THEY WANT😳🤬

In Denville over I-80 yesterday, on that bridge where locals maintain a patriotic/militaristic flag display as a 9/11 memorial. Our messages: "Rage against the regime" & "Medicaid & SNAP cuts kill." Shoutout to the Vietnam Vet who joined us! #VisibilityBrigade

COSMONAUTAS RUSOS COMPLETAN CON ÉXITO UNA CAMINATA ESPACIAL DE MÁS DE SEIS HORAS Ambos recogieron dos experimentos científicos ya concluidos e instalaron uno nuevo. actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/6...

From @thedreydossier.bsky.social Have you ever heard of the US CLOUD Act? No? It means the US government can demand data from American cloud companies, even when the servers are in another country.

It can only be, for me, the 1701-B. 🖖

Chimpanzee Civil War!!!

2dayz; “Keep’n it 💯(Realz)!!” Politicians Corrupted, Society Disgusted!! 🎤🎯🙏👍👌🥲💜🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #thatpartrightthere #keepingitreal #corruptgovernment #keepingit100 #corruptpoliticians

Every card is welcome aboard 🚅 🚌 🛳️  Tap to Pay is now live across Puget Sound! Tap your contactless credit or debit card, physical or in a digital wallet, to pay your transit fare. Easy. Learn more: info.myorca.com/contactless/

Happy #Women’sHistoryMonth! Grateful for the incredible women who invented these staple items we all know and love. 🚺 And grateful for the #women in our lives who are doing amazing things now, that will go down in our history books. #DignitySeniors Repost via @theskimm

Do you thrive under pressure? 🏋️ Felix Flicker shows us how materials such as quartz and certain ceramics generate an electrical charge when mechanically stressed. Watch the full talk: youtube.com/watch?v=H3wSaLSXdBM

El Cabildo de El Hierro ha anunciado este lunes que se retoma el riego de los pueblos de la zona alta de Valverde