Dogs when the task requires zero dogs:

Ladies, if he wanted to dress up as Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette, he would.

“When you lie on your resume”

I didn’t know I was into Romanian vampire women until Eurovision this year.

Jenny don’t change your number!

Scrolled so far I found model railroading TikTok cc @mrbtx.bsky.social

AHH! AHHHHH!!! If anyone needs me I’ll be in my crypt.

Oh God, I got it all wrong, it's "you and your little Bieber," once again it seems the Boys is stealing from reality: conservatives having sex with children.

People on TikTok are constantly putting on their Outside Feet and then acting surprised when their dogs get the zoomies.

A seleção ja saiu pra viajar a New Jersey.

#Habs Dobes on bouncing back from Game 6 "I kept the same similar things—a couple of tweaks—but I felt pretty good last game. Emotionally, I wanted to be better. I think getting pulled at home was kind of a wake-up call, and I took it personal. And yeah, we won today, so really happy." #GoHabsGo

NEWSMAX: This Cuba thing -- people struggle w/ how this is America first when gas is $4.55 a gallon COMER: Cuba has always been a security threat N: Really? COMER: If some country went in and loaded Cuba with the same drones Iran had, yes I think it could be a threat N: Sounds like a false flag

@scifireader.bsky.social enceNews What IS TIME - After ALL? - WE ARE LIVING IN PERPENDICULAR TIMES - Time Waves come in at right angles - A New Reality - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science

the insufferable roommate energy you have to deal with at work when you're in-person is what air-fries my last nerve more than anything to do with my actual responsibilities.

The radiators are being installed today for the new heat pump which means Archie is back at Eileen's. Although this time he's loving exploring her house and feels much more at home. Cats! 😁

Q: "How do you intend to get [Raul Castro] here [from Cuba]?" Rubio: "I'm not going to talk about how we're gonna get him here, if we were trying to get him here. Why would I say to the media what our plans are?…We'll tell you afterwards, not before."

Winters are vanishing quickly, and soon they could be gone for good. So what’s the point in having the Winter Olympics when it’s too hot for snow? #ThisIsClimateChange

I said what I said #Melania #epstein #throwbackthursday #chelseagods

You are not just observing reality. You are feeding it. Every thought you return to. Every story you replay. Every fear you scroll past but still feel… It’s not neutral. Attention is creative energy. And right now ~ collectively… #consciousnessshift #lawofattention #spiritualawakening #energyflows

Thank you, Leah Barton, for your leadership and dedication to strengthening public health across Harris County. Your work expanding access to care and building strong community partnerships is helping create a healthier, more resilient county. Harris County Public Health #WomensHistoryMonth

My authentic voice is my brand! Outsourcing my content nearly ruined it. Social Beat keeps me consistent and truly me. Game changer for business owners. 🔥 #SocialBeat #EntrepreneurLife #ContentStrategy #BusinessGrowth #AuthenticBrand #DigitalMarketing

There are a million better reasons to loathe Kristi Noem, but I'm petty enough to add the insertion of the term "bimbofication" into my mental lexicon. (The fetish itself neither arouses or repulses me, TBH.) But damn, you don't have to kink shame to find the heterosexual lifestyle freaky AF.

Wanna know why democrats took our guns and won't defend us with force 🤔. They just sent 3 billion to Isreal doing a genocide on people the same color as Latinos btw. Ice an border patrol goes and does genocide with them i bet miss goods murderer went. Here is my ai convo about it.

Sloth Lullaby. #slowliving

Make room, please. #puppies

Don’t worry. This isn’t scary at all. I’m fine. This absolutely is not my last public transmission. Why would you even say that.

Ukraine launched massive drone attacks on Moscow region and Crimea, hitting military-industrial and oil targets, according to Ukrainian officials. Russia claims record interceptions. Zelensky called it a fair response. #Russia #Ukraine https://osint-signals.com/summary/704

Obtain all nine bridal candidate outfits. #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5Share

Hope springs eternal😁

Today we learn something about David that may change how we see him for all time. There's no going back.

🏥 In Sudan, attacks on health care have become a “new norm.” Since 2023, at least 735 incidents of violence or obstruction have hit hospitals, clinics and ambulances, killing 195 health workers and damaging facilities over 200 times.

✨This week we’re joined by Illia Bielikov, lead developer of @shadeprotocolgame.bsky.social & co-founder of @sparrowbomb.bsky.social! We talk indie dev, creative philosophy, and SHADE Protocol!✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/1XRM... ✨ ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegamedev #shadeprotocol

Were West Ham unlucky to go down? 🤔 Alan Shearer doesn't think so 👀

Bonus points if you name an enemy. Top Video Game songs - VGSQ Guessing Game Video Game Song Quiz #guessinggame #vgsq #silenthill #silenthill2

Our campaign for The Things That Matter includes fighting for Healthcare for All as a human right. We know that IT CAN be done. Every other high‑income nation guarantees universal healthcare. In Congress, I will fight for healthcare for all to finally become a reality. #healthcareforall

Every single day.

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Happy Easter! Nothing says “He is Risen” like promising death to your enemies. Obviously the most Christian President we've ever seen. #Easter #USA #ChristianValues #PeaceOnEarth #StraitOfHormuz #Irony #FolkMusic #NoWar

Did you know the average cost of childcare in Wisconsin is now higher than tuition at UW-Madison? That’s outrageous. Investing in childcare is an investment in our state’s future.

Why are Democrats so quiet on Epstein? Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Catch this week's episode: youtu.be/bqs1VW9Y0as

Strong opinion time: this new mystery book is dominating the conversation, but I am not fully on board with the hype yet. Who else has thoughts?

Quanto amore per Milan dalla sua Buja 🥰🫂 #GirodItalia #EurosportCICLISMO

The Kylie doc dropped on Netflix and somehow we already had the Barbie. This is not a bit. Anyone else watching? #SleepoverTradingCo #KylieMinogue #Barbie #Collectibles #Netflix

♻️🌧️🎵 Happy Sunday. It's a beautiful raining day over here. Such a calm and comfy feeling. Perfect for the usual cleaning day. I hope all is well on your side of the world. Thank you for passing by today. I wish you health, luck, security, inner peace and many smiles. 🐱🐱🐺

Hi buddy! Good am. Went outside for a bit while it is cool .☕🌄☕ Cheers to a nice Friday. Lil Sweetie a few minutes ago.💚

🪑 'Cyfle arbennig i arddangos y ddwy gadair' Mae Cadair Eisteddfod Genedlaethol 1918 yn cael ei harddangos yn Yr Ysgwrn ochr yn ochr â Chadair Ddu enwog Hedd Wyn, wedi iddi ddod i'r amlwg fod y ddwy gadair wedi eu creu gan yr un dylunydd

My MSpaint Scuff Vtuber models are now open on VGEN!! Get a personal and funny model for your stream! ❇️Includes 1 personal custom toggle of your liking! #Barasart #vgen #commissions #vtubers

the wolf is kinda buff ngl 🐺💪 #gamedev #furry #UnrealEngine

Dan Goldman accused Brad Lander of refusing to debate him throughout the campaign before Monday night's NY1 debate.

Indiana Lt. Gov Micah Beckwith says that Rep. André Carson, who is Muslim, needs to find Jesus: "You'll be a better US representative if you do that, because you'll actually be governing from a place of truth, rather than a place of lies."

Día 3 y 4 jugando al 007: First Light 🤩 Ya entramos a las misiones principales y me sorprende la cantidad de gente que el juego puede soportar en los escenarios. La inmersión está muy buena. La misión en el hotel me encantó y hace que el juego sea candidato a GOTY por ahora.

Xàfec a la vall d’en bas, uns 20 litres en 10 minuts He quedat ben xop

Amanda Batula getting an extended break from the reunion stage….? Why does Amanda get special treatment??? #SummerHouse

New episode out now! In this episode, Tomasz Hollanek argues that design is central to AI ethics. We discuss the role designers should play in shaping ethical AI and why AI literacy matters. Watch the episode now on YouTube, or listen on Apple, Spotify, or on your fave platform! youtu.be/YLRuPCFF9eE

I understand the hype for this game now. It's a refreshing new take on the hero shooter genre. #Blackskygamers

Trump: Ukraine wouldn't be alive to fight without US military aid. For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

🇩🇰🇺🇸 Die dänische Premierministerin Mette Frederiksen warnt vor einer gezielten Untergrabung der Demokratie durch Technologiegiganten und künstliche Intelligenz. Nach ihrer Aussage kooperieren die Konzerne aktiv mit politischen Kräften gegen demokratische Strukturen.

Ukraine’s air defenses fought off a massive Russian attack overnight on June 2 across the north, south, east and center of the country. Russia used more than 700 air attack weapons, while drone attacks continued during the day and dozens more UAVs were shot down by Ukrainian defenders. #Ukraine

The kind of leadership that says everything without saying anything. Watch the podcast or listen wherever you get your podcasts. #Politics #Iran #ForeignPolicy #Podcast