The second method. Seriously I have no freaking life. I work, and just go home and think about stuff to cook. No longer being a man-hoe really put a dent in my social calendar

This fact that I follow both of these guys is cracking me up 😂

I don't use my freewill nearly enough

This is freaking art. This is also CAKE.

Got him

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Me in the crowd screaming like a grandma: Take Your Time Baby ! 🥹👏🏾👏🏾 Mike would have appreciated the creativity of this

Gay horror fans are just made different 😉

I remember being on a date with my now husband and him putting this movie into the VHS machine. I wasn't out at the time to either parent. I had basically decided the only way to be happy was to ghost my parents and live free.

I love this for her ! Finally some good news in our troubled world

Ricochet Rabbit @markhamillofficial.bsky.social TV Show: Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Episode: X Gets the Crest Year: 2005 This was a cameo voiceover for Mark Hamill on Adult Swim's Harvey Birdman with Gary Cole as the voice of the title character. #HarveyBirdman #AdultSwim

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When I arrived at the shelter today, I saw Petra lying in the middle of the enclosure, looking so sad and unhappy... Then I noticed blood at the entrance of her house. With great effort, we managed to take her and rushed to the hospital, only to be shocked by what we discovered.

Let's go! New jersey, Virginia and NYC! #wethepeople #strongertogether #bluewave

"We aren't even managing there, we're getting hit in Perm. He can't even protect his own country." Passers-by in Russian Moscow, Perm, and Yekaterinburg share their thoughts on the conflict with Armenia. Russian propaganda continues threatening Armenia.

ONLY ONE CANDIDATE HAS SUED BIG OiL, and it isn’t Tom Steyer. @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social Go Vote — Xavier Becerra 🧡🩵

Junk mail meets the shredder. #idpol #idleg #idgop

Fox host Brian Kilmeade advocates for American troops to seize uranium from Iran: “The best chance for no casualties is you open up four different fronts immediately, simultaneously

HEARTWARMING: After serving more than 7 months in Kuwait and Iran, TSgt Maeisha Belvin with the U.S. Air Force surprised her daughter Mila, a second-grader at G.W. Carver Primary. Welcome home, Maeisha!

Childhood attachment encodes "safe/not safe," leading to distrust in doctors, therapists, hospitals. Trust rebuilds slowly with positive experiences #Resilience #TraumaHealing #Attachment #MentalHealthMatters Reply with your story #OneMomentPodcast Dive into the full: youtu.be/avP1-OgvGvg...

Here’s the Stuff Nobody Connects… But Should #health #wellness #chronicillness #insulinresistance #metabolichealth

We caught up with our Galway West candidate @socialmide-bsky.social to ask how her campaign is going, what it's like seeing your face on posters for the first time, and more. Míde will be a passionate voice for communities across Galway West. This May 22, vote Míde Nic Fhionnlaoich number 1.

In a new AP poll, Donald Trump's approval numbers are DISASTROUSLY bad Overall: 33% approve/67% disapprove Cost of Living: 23% approve/76% disapprove Economy: 30% approve/ 70% disapprove Might be the worst #'s I've ever seen for him.

Small businesses are getting trapped in a dangerous funding cycle. High-cost MCA financing can drain cash flow fast, pushing many toward defaults and even bankruptcy. Here’s how it happens 👇 www.badcredit.org/news/high-co...

#344.2 - Muzzled Mind? - JACK&JOZEF - Can you still say what you want? #ad #fy #silenced #truth #storytelling #Muzzeld #lifekack #podcast #PodcastGemist #lifelessons #news #new #media #ironie #theater #talkshow #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #TalpaNetwork

A Health Secretary who won't meet #NHS patients...but will take £220k+ from private healthcare donors. So yes - we brought a puppet to Wes Streeting's office to ask the question: who is really pulling Streeting's strings? ⬇️

If you are not outraged by what is going on in America, you are either not paying attention, dumb as fuck, in the MAGA cult — or all three.

This game is like Valheim but you and your friends play as witches instead 🔮 Witchspire has a demo available on Steam! #SteamNextFest #indiedev

Associação Ilga Portugal Feb 2006 Archived Web Page 🧩 #oninet #2006

🚨 O Barco de Valdeorras se vuelca con el 182 aniversario de la Guardia Civil La galería de imágenes, en este enlace ↘️ https://mrf.lu/wJnN

Corruption runs rampant in the Trump Administration, and it's reprehensible.   Congress must step in, Donald Trump must be stopped.

Neera Tanden on Pam Bondi's firing: Every American should be disturbed that Donald Trump believes that the Department of Justice is his personal vengeance machine.

Lembrei do @bodinholoiro.bsky.social

Thanks to the support of nonprofit Help Ukraine Now via UNITED24, schools in the Poltava region received generators through the Bring Light Back fundraiser. $182,000 funded 19 generators, helping children study in warm, lit classrooms. Thank you to all donors who made this possible 💛💙

A gas tax holiday talks about 18.4¢ while ignoring the $1.50 problem. That's politics, not policy. And half of it likely goes straight to oil company profits. Congress knows this. Some just hope you don't.

3D modelling + business development, one platform. In Kuala Lumpur, LYNEports AI identifies priority sites, aircraft, and network structure in seconds. lyneports.com/pricing #LYNEports #AAM #UrbanAirMobility #AviationInnovation

About last night. Team Taurus #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

I’m crying

3rd go round with Kush in Old World. This one was a loss, as Rome hit the magic number (65) before me. I was on 61, with 4 VPs going to score within the next 4 turns. Never triggered a meeting event for Persia (red)

Sandra Sciberras tells us about the female directors who inspired her before directing her film, Seven Snipers.

Iga 🙏 Carlos #USOpen

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🚨| Ángel Martínez, El Detective, admite que dijo mentiras y se disculpa con el presidente Luis Abinader. . #MSinTapujosTV #PRM #MarcanoSinTapujos

May is National Women’s Health Month. Access to basic essentials like diapers, wipes, and menstrual products plays a critical role in the health and dignity of women and families. Join us in sustaining this work:  https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/20WTX8BC5MZC7/ref=hz_ls_biz_ex

It’s Pod Grant vs. Prime Grant in a battle for their lives! And now Prime Grant has an ally…the mysterious ADAM. Find out who wins in Merge Conflict Part 2, streaming everywhere now!

Goodnight

Check out this overview of the Colorado course in Golf 5 Max! Think you could make the par score here? #indiegame #indiedev #golf #GolfGames

cuichenghao: 中国某地自来水有多脏？一网友打开水龙头，30秒报废一个滤芯。

𝗙𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 is coming to bookshelves, Kindles, & KU this spring! Want an ARC? Drop your email here: forms.gle/BK5apGZBX8K7... Expect ❤️ Age Gap 🧡 Workplace Romance 💛 Angry/Calm 💚 Chronic Pain Rep 💙 Hurt/Comfort 💜 Jax Sends Nudes 🤍 Lots of Tea 💕 Tristan’s Giant…Bed #mmromance #queerromance

Washington’s revolving door is not broken. It is doing exactly what insiders built it to do. I’m ready to help shut it down. @lallyfornv.bsky.social, you’re up next. #LobbyingReform #TakeBACCongress #FonkenForNevada

Sterling Nasa was brought up on stage to join an orchestral performance of the "La La Land" soundtrack after one of the musicians fell sick. When conductor Justin Hurwitz asked the audience if there was a keyboard player in the room, Nasa rescued the performance, according to CNN affiliate 9News.

AI summaries are tempting, but nuance and scientific innovation live in the details. Discover why researching deeply still matters in the AI age: https://ow.ly/mibs50XnWOj

The Vocal Bible! Did you hear her on the 5TH harmony?!? Hear ear! 🤯

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🍏🍎🍐🍊 🐦‍⬛️🇮🇷🇺🇸 Настављате да нам говорите како добијамо овај рат — Сенатор Па, рат је сада завршен — Рубио Рат није завршен. Још увек трошимо милијарде долара недељно на рат — Сенатор 🚀

The way Sammo Hung moves is just insane and he makes it all look effortless

Thank you, Julie! 💙 @lindanoel8.bsky.social @still-leslie.bsky.social @kaplanikids.bsky.social @davidqhog.bsky.social @kissmytiara.bsky.social @democrac4ever.bsky.social @glitterck.bsky.social @hairworm.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

"This is fascism." @gilduran.com breaks down the #Palantir manifesto and why we need to #purgepalantir Watch the full interview @majorityreport.bsky.social @emmavigeland.bsky.social @samseder.bsky.social

730 Intersection, Ishigaki, Japan #Japan #Nippon

#spacex #ipo #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/yjetak7e