Holy fuckin’ shit

What is this hot mess?🤣

The moment two US Navy Growler jets COLLIDED MID-AIR during a show at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. 4 crew members parachuted before the jets crashed to the ground.

🇺🇸 The WH shooting has been resolved, and President Trump is safe Officials say a gunman approached the WH near Gate 17 around 6pm and fired 3 shots toward the building. Agents returned fire and brought the suspect down. He never breached the WH perimeter.

Explain the burn bag

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "2% of the people create 90% of your crime… That’s a great number because 2% of the people you can take care of, whereas 90% of the people, that’s no good."

THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?” DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.” [Theo Von listens closely for the reveal] DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.” Sauce: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHjP...

Don't forget the golf carts... 😂 👌 If we could go to the moon Elon Musk would have a shuttle service up there and would be selling Teslas and Lattes...

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4-1 #Habs 🥳🎉🥅 #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪️🔴

It's Okay To Be Woke: The Virginia Supreme Court screwed Democrats today, but will they grow a spine? #woke #wokeness #staywoke #politics #liberal

scheduled YYZ post Ariel Hyatt

#politics #news #reaction #rant

🎶 I PREDICT A RIOT!!! #lufc

Trump: I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister. I had a poll this morning, I'm 99%

BREAKING: Walmart's introduction of electronic tags allows for real-time price changes, enabling dynamic pricing strategies that adjust costs based on demand, timing, and algorithmic calculations. This technology has significant implications for the retail

What will be done to bring in more doctors and nurses to aid people? The Universal Health Plan Governance Board wants to prevent something we see in our current broken system, which is that people have coverage but no access. We need to improve access, and deal with our current provider shortage.

Scientists can read your diet from your gut bacteria with 90% accuracy. 🦠 A study of 21,561 people reveals something wild: your microbiome creates unique dietary fingerprints. Omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans have completely different bacterial communities. #microbiome #guthealth #plantbased

#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS Here is the animation

#nfl #parole #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/i1pmw8iv

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She’s baaaack! #wnba #nyllightitup

Mom needs clothes and I don’t know how to draft patterns or sew clothes. So I took some measurements ( poorly) and hired a seamstress! When in doubt get some help! #gamedev #indiegames #videogames #horrorgame #sewing #spotlight #promote #indiehorror #indiedev #horrorshowcase #motherslittlehelper

📚"If you have a message: push it out. People will care." Author Pete Colter on the success of his writing. This week’s Hot Seat: Media Monday on 95.5 FM the Heat streams below. 👍😎 🖥 YouTube: shorturl.at/HNvaS 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/W3dzZ 🎧 Apple: shorturl.at/IlbPq 🎧 iHeart: shorturl.at/BeEVr

They made a song already, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥 #Billclinton #Music #Doe174throatgoat #Democrat #bubba

Shattered dreams of what could have been... Welcome to Rover in the #1980s and early #1990s. For all you METROpolitan types out there. Here's what I made.

@ektashahmd.bsky.social @eddsmitty.bsky.social @roseyroseamund.bsky.social @cutes118.bsky.social @jerrelxl.bsky.social @pettycrocker2026.bsky.social @deardean22.bsky.social #BlueSky #BlackSky #StayWoke #WokeIsGood #BlackHistory365 #NeverForget

This Day in Buster… April 18, 1930 "Free And Easy,” Buster Keaton’s first talkie where he actually speaks (and sings), opens in New York City. #oldhollywood #damfino

THIS ABILITY.

How close did the DC Hilton shooter actually get until the Secret Security stopped him? @thekenharbaughshow.bsky.social and David Bellavia talk logistics on Battle Buddies 🔗 Watch it here: youtu.be/JUPe0ieYxGw?...

alright - we've had 2.5 days to recover, so... we just blitzed & survived 2,000 miles over a planned 4 days (that became 5 days) & escaped the florida panhandle for the first time in 17 years a few #ACLobservations (use that hashtag to mute this thread; this won't be a travelog - we promise 🤚)

"I look at the cranes on the sky now compared to a couple of years ago & I am optimistic," declares Queensland Premier David Crisafulli. Oh dear, this is the reiteration of Joh Bjelke-Petersen's crane index. We are now within a whisker of the famous, "don't you worry about that". #qldpol

Not a single piece of legislation aimed at addressing our healthcare crisis in this entire session❗️ This government is serving themselves, not the people of Ontario.

Menschenmengen kamen in Scharen, um den Albinus mit seinem typischen hellen Haarschopf zu sehen, woraufhin die Behörden beschlossen, ihn nicht zu opfern, und das Tier in einen Zoo schickten. Zur Erinnerung: Trump sollte zu Ehren des muslimischen Festes Eid al-Adha geschlachtet werden.

If you’re looking for a fresh way to spark reading excitement, this is it. In Kids Ask Authors Answer, real kids interview children’s book authors with the most creative (and often hilarious) questions you’ve ever heard. Get it all here: www.kidsaskauthorsanswer.com/clyde-the-re...

Not since Reconstruction’s demise have reactionaries so brazenly tried to erase African-American representation from Congress. We must elect a majority with the courage to stand against this tide and will us back towards a more perfect union.

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The Scarborough subway is being delayed to beyond 2030. If Rob Ford never cancelled transit city, Scarborough would have an LRT by now. #ontario #onpoli #toronto #topoli #frankdomenic🍁

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TizzyEnt: #RacistPOS #Kelowna

Building a modern construction company means hiring modern thinkers. We prioritize tech skills to ensure our fit-outs and builds are as efficient and innovative as possible. 🏗️💻 #ConstructionTech #Careers #OliveTreeBuilds

This is how Visual Fidelity Ultra will transform drastically any scene in Unity! Limited time 50% OFF ► https://kronnect.com/go/vf-ultra #unity3d #indie #indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity #indiegames #assetstore #unity #unitydeveloper #games

Hi everyone, Scriptorium by @yazagames.com has me hooked! I love creating lil manuscripts. Thank you @hihellorachel @starlord23.bsky.social @sarry.bsky.social @nerduino.space Mr_Mirv for the raids! See you tomorrow!

Kitchen staples to the rescue! 🍯🍦 Yogurt and honey aren't just for breakfast—they're a dream team for moisturizing dry hair and reducing frizz. Weekly maintenance never felt (or smelled) so good. ✨ What's your go-to natural hair trick? #HairCareCommunity #NaturalGlow #SelfCare #HealCity

Jack Perry has a message for #AEW National Champion Mark Davis! And according to Jack Perry, this National Tour may be just the start of something new: a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOUR! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

Dragon Quest VII Reimaginated tem tudo pra ser um dos melhores JRPGs do ano! Os graficos e ambientação estão lindos e o sitema de batalha é tradicional com modernizações muito bem vindas como a possibilidade de aumentar a velocidade da batalha, essencial hoje em dia!

Happy Blessed Sunday It’s a good day to be a New York Knicks Fan 🧡💙🙏🏼 Sharing this 🙏🏼 #Knickssky

Wow when you breed off a good seed the hot or not game really hits

Former PA Congresswoman Susan Wild on why you should vote "Yes" to retain the PA Supreme Court judges.

A 3-year moratorium on massive AI data center projects is not “anti-progress.” It’s about giving communities time to understand the long-term impacts before irreversible decisions are made. >

Don't hate the messenger 😂🔊

One of the best things about being in Congress is bringing home resources for so many projects in our neighborhoods. We’re going to keep building stronger communities for everyone.

The Phillies have fired Rob Thomson. Was it the right move? Is Rob the fall guy? The answers to both are probably, "yes." We discussed on a new EMERGENCY Hittin' Season podcast, from @whyy.org. @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5VKU...

🇮🇷 Revolution Square in Tehran is being filled tonight by a massive crowd, with the gathering allegedly captured by Fars News Agency.

We’re supposed to believe Epstein and Maxwell were the only people who knew? Bondi said she doesn’t know whether Trump knew about Epstein’s crimes before they became public.

There's nothing like starting the day off with a good back scratch. 🐻 Great Day @9a fitness coach Dana Brown says her daughter recorded this in Avon. Submit your photos and videos here: https://www.wfsb.com/community/audience/user-content/ 

Caption: Corruption right out in the open.

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