We don't know about y'all, but Marianne always pulls out

That's one way to have your stay at a five-star hotel ruined

"We're gonna need a cleanup on aisle face"

Nothing like having a gorgeous doctor taking a look at your hemorrhoid

Tell'em, Kirk

The worst kind of "potato chip" to find in your bed

He just wanted to have a conversation with Todd Heap

Bedroom Domination 101 with Kirk McEwen

Three Days Grace has hit after hit after hit. And they’re bringing them ALL to 98 Rock Spring Thing 🤘 🎟 Grab your tickets now: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/15006363D43CBB72 

You never want to be that dude at the strip club looking to haggle a lap dance

Will this 'examination' ever be complete?🤔 We need full BDS. Our bill to sanction Israel will be voted on in the Dáil this Wednesday evening. We need to fully cut genocidal Israel off economically, just like was done with apartheid South Africa. #VoteToSanctionIsrael

Rosalina Lee: Caitlin Clark had no idea she got a technical for tis! #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

👍🏽🇺🇦😁😁 Wohlgemerkt: 1600 km von der ukrainischen Grenze entfern! ☝🏽 In der Stadt Gubacha im russischen Perm-Bezirk wurde das Chemiewerk „Metafrax Chemicals“ (1-2) von Drohnen angegriffen. Das Unternehmen ist einer der größten Hersteller von Methanol und chemischen Produkten in Russland. 👇🏽1/3

The Rock absolutely crushed at the Roast of Kevin Hart last night. Back in great shape, too. Ring shape, even? #WWE

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Hopeful technology seeks the Ark; we pray Christ guides discovery, unveiling His promises anew. Hebrews 11:10 - "For he was looking forward to the city with foundations, whose architect and builder is God." #BibleVerse #IgniteKingdom

Nature will find a way ❤️ Cork City Ireland

So, uh… Turns out I got a lil too excited yesterday and, uh, slightly mixed up the date. Sorryy SO announcing something HUGEE not in 3, but 2 days!! 👀 #gamedev #indiedevs

Part of a Pac-3 Patriot air defense interceptor on a roadway in the left (eastern) bank of Kyiv.

A MAGA influencer has been arrested, and he’s connected to Trump’s inner circle. When you look at this through the lens of criminal cults and conspiracy, it raises serious questions about the kinds of people operating within these networks. 📹: @couriernewsroom

Air Sabu from Briscoe! #AEWDoN

I gave her some food she seems to be much happier.

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Constitution? never heard of it...its a mindless cult

Unions won the rights working people rely on. Now Labour’s Employment Rights Act is delivering the biggest upgrade to those rights in a generation. #HeartUnionsWeek

#NEWS: Around 450 schoolchildren from across #Cornwall gathered at RNAS Culdrose to test their design and coding skills by building LEGO robots. Organised by Cornwall Council and hosted by the Royal Navy, the FIRST Lego League South West Regional Final featured teams from 47 schools.

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If this was HORSE, I’d make McCain prove it. Original post

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I'm so triggered this morning. It has already started. I've seen people posting desserts with cranberries and cranberry sauce. I will say this only once: CRANBERRIES DON'T BELONG IN DESSERTS. #RealDesserts #DessertFails #LetThemEatCake #ChocolateLovers #FallFlavors

Your Vote Counts! Please sign up for vote by mail. If you can't get to the polls, this is a great way to vote. ALL VOTES COUNT. Please vote! #vote#theeggreport

💥 AFU work in the area of ​​occupied Novoazovsk, Donetsk region.

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller #Flumultus #QuoteOfTheDay

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LFG MAYA Maya World: 甲：延髄斬り (ENZUIGIRI) 乙：スプリングボアド・シットダウン・パワーボム | Springboard sitout powerbomb 丙：ジャックナイフ | Jackknife #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Happy New Year, Colorado! As we welcome 2026, I want to take a moment to say thank you. Thank you for the conversations on the campaign trail, the encouragement, the belief in what’s possible, and the unwavering commitment to building a stronger, fairer Colorado.

"Our plan for such sanctions is being implemented – in response to Russian attacks", #Zelensky said today regarding 🇺🇦 long-range sanctions & mid-strikes: "This is what genuinely impacts Russia's potential for aggression" #Ukraine 📽️Tonight, oil depot in Matveyev Kurgan, Russia.

Daily Mario Music - Day 34 !!! GBA Rainbow Road ↳ Mario Kart World ↳ Nintendo Switch 2

Ok. Maybe that’s enough tiktok for tonight @deardean22.bsky.social here ya go.

Your bleeding gums might be destroying your brain. This isn’t one study. This isn’t correlation being confused with causation. This is a biological mechanism that has been identified, replicated, and published across immunology, neurology, and microbiology.

From retiring her law career to building online art workshops — Julie Schumer's bold reinvention. Full interview @aaronjackarts   @julieschumerartist #SantaFe #Shorts

Think you’re being watched after a car accident? You might be… #LongIslandPersonalInjury lawyer Richard Jaffe explains how surveillance—public vs. private—can affect your injury claim. ⚖️

Diky reakci na post @jindrichsidlo2 jsem nasel tuhle dokonalou skladby Vindaloo, nejlepsi fotbalovy hymny vsech dob z Tops Of The Pops pred zacatkem mistrovstvi v roce 1998.

GOP Sen. Thom Tillis: “To call Ken Paxton 'ethically challenged' is to call Jeffrey Dahmer suffering from an eating disorder.”

Here's the first trailer for [4‑E.V.A.]: Redemption — the #cyberpunk vampire epic! The campaign is live, the work is underway, and early support makes a huge difference Watch the trailer and back Issue #1 now (please): t.co/kd5oHk9Dwx #GraphicNovel #IndieComics

Drop someone laughing 🤣 🖤🤭

Mi Gobierno fue el único capaz de reducir la pobreza a mínimos históricos. Espero tenga continuidad, al igual que la Constituyente Popular. www.instagram.com/reel/DY3UEe-...

CEM collection at The Runway Edit kids fashion show at SLU happening now … 📸 Taylor Marrie | St. Louis American #STLKidsFashion #STLPoise #STLLivingIt #stlamerican

“No accessible ID” … did they check the victims front pockets before eight well-fed men piled on him like kids in a ball-pit?

A scandal around presumptive Democratic nominee Graham Platner is complicating Democrats' narrow path to flipping the Senate in a crucial race in Maine against Sen. Susan Collins. Dana Bash explains what she notices about Democrats' maneuvering around Platner's controversy. https://cnn.it/4dJ2dw3

made this to jumpscare people late at night on trek. it worked once.

Tail shakers! Something I'm working on =3 Snippet with the lovely @shiuk.com 💛

Śūnyāsana–Uttarāṅga isn't just an advanced arm balance—it's a powerful expression of concentration, core strength, flexibility, and unwavering focus. Every breath teaches stability. Every moment teaches mastery. This is the depth of Nithyananda Yoga—the Original Yoga beautifully revived straight fr

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Marit Stiles on Doug Ford's priorities: "They focused on buying a luxury private jet for the Premier. They focused on hiding the Premier's records. They focused on expanding the island airport. OSAP cuts. None of that helps anybody."

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