Scott's nether region has been feeling it since yesterday's legendary lift

Justin was definitely ready to say "save that"

You never want to be that dude at the strip club looking to haggle a lap dance

Get ready to shamrock and roll☘️ Join Kirk and Marianne for a special St. Patrick’s Day LIVE broadcast from Barrel House LIVE on March 17th from 2–7pm🍻

Deciphering Spiegel's "Dog Voice" is no task for the weak

How does Marianne choose her doctor? She asks herself one question...

How's Kirk's throat singing 😂 #98rock #baltimore #radio #comedy #talkshow #maryland #98rockbaltimore #radioshow #rockradio #talkshowradio

Is Marianne flexing her glass Tupperware on us?

Carpool? Not a flippin' chance

So, this is what Val was talking about at a bachelorette party?

Posted 2 weeks ago by @theonion.com and still relevant IMO "theonion: Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings"

Ihab Hassan: "𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢 𝘥𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵ã 𝘥𝘦 𝘈𝘭-𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘩, 𝘯𝘢 𝘊𝘪𝘴𝘫𝘰𝘳𝘥â𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘦𝘴𝘵ã𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰-𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢 𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳çá-𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘳." 🧵🎥3/3

QRSTF 2026 organization is well underway. Start your project. See you there! @qrstf www.qrstf.ca

Good Morning Have a Wonderful Day 💙 Image created on the #nightcafe app Video created on the #aireel app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist #dragontuesday

Kat bypasses a layup to kick out to Hart and Brunson passing it inside to Hart is insanely low IQ basketball as a team… read it again. passing to a 6’4” man inside and a 7ft man kicking it to the same man outside who’s not a great shooter is pure idiocy #KNICKS #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

Junk mail meets the shredder. #idpol #idleg #idgop

Happy Friday from the Leicester Clinical Trials Unit! Here's this week's good news 👇 (3/3) Have a lovely weekend everyone! @easyas-trial.bsky.social

The conspiracy theory that grabbed Karl Marx. @iandunt.bsky.social and @dorianlynskey.bsky.social discuss how Marx went down a loophole with a very specific Russian spy conspiracy. Full episode here 👉 linktr.ee/originstoryp... #marx #karlmarx #originstory

UK Election Shifts, Global Oil Updates, and Eastern Europe Ceasefire Developments #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

Von der Leyen Europa was redet Sie das?! #europa #realtalk #deutschland #wahrheit #menschlichkeit

China has lifted 800 million people out of extreme poverty over the last four decades. This achievement represents 75% of the global reduction in poverty and is the largest-scale poverty alleviation effort in human history. China accomplished this feat by investing in its people through

Taylor Swift’s Game-Day Label, Shakira Shares Her Journey, and Mindy Kaling’s Transformation #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Olivia Rodrigo Hosts SNL, Orange Is the New Black Reunion, and Keke Palmer Talks Comedy #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

To every veteran who served this country with honor and sacrifice — your voice matters. Your vote is powerful, and this election matters for the future of our communities, our democracy, and those who served beside you. Today is the last day to vote. Polls close at 7pm. #ThePeoplesCongressman

Xiao Zhan Studio Weibo update: "As the light fades from the frame, with the passing of time, good night and sweet dreams🌙" weibo.com/6643123988/5... #XiaoZhan肖战 #AAFF2026xXiaoZhan #GezhiTown #cmovie

Turning eggshells into art (Video: @sureyya.noyan, Music: @sebastianplano) #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

🇨🇦 WATCH 👀 “Now Canada can’t solve all the world’s problems. But we can show that another way is possible. That the arc of history isn’t destined to be warped towards authoritarianism and exclusion - it can still bend towards progress and justice.” 👉Mark Carney 👏 1/2

A night of high drama ends with the lions back in second place 2 points clear. Here a much improved Rio Grande undone by some poor refereeing as they finished with nine. The lions need to win their last game. Rio Ave 1 Sporting CP 4 Match report 👇 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2026/05/rio-...

Best thing I have heard today, sums the local elections up perfectly. You cannot dump on the weak, elderly and vulnerable and think you will get away with it. Please listen, repost.

Thunder get lost in match ups in transition no one picks up Vassell after he grabs the rebound and gets the three. Hartenstein is pointing for Chet to Wemby but he never covers for Chet.

🚨 O Barco de Valdeorras se vuelca con el 182 aniversario de la Guardia Civil La galería de imágenes, en este enlace ↘️ https://mrf.lu/wJnN

I am proud to endorse Julie Gonzales (@senadorajulie.bsky.social) for the US Senate! We need a fighter who will stand up for working people and defend our constitutional rights. Learn more about Julie at www.julieforcolorado.com

It’s Canada Book Week—time to celebrate all things bookish. Visit your library and discover new reads today! #CanadaBookWeek #BookLovers #LibraryLove

Mainstream media is not fit for purpose. Let’s build something better… a new “civic layer” of media to serve our citizens, communities and nations better. It has to be for public good, not profit. It has to given citizens themselves the agency & tools. And it has to grow from the bottom up.

There’s a staggering surge in Black maternal deaths due to pregnancy – and we have to take action to address this urgent issue.

A gas tax holiday talks about 18.4¢ while ignoring the $1.50 problem. That's politics, not policy. And half of it likely goes straight to oil company profits. Congress knows this. Some just hope you don't.

3D modelling + business development, one platform. In Kuala Lumpur, LYNEports AI identifies priority sites, aircraft, and network structure in seconds. lyneports.com/pricing #LYNEports #AAM #UrbanAirMobility #AviationInnovation

Verse for the Day: words will always have consequences. It's what they're for. Load them carefully.

I see you, I hear you, I believe in you.🙏 #FirstTimeFounder #WomenInBusiness #Entrepreneur #Founder #StartUp #ScaleUp #SauderStrategy🗺️

Happy Birthday Papi Fanklin Rowe ❤️ . I thank God for having you in my life. You entered my life during its saddest moment the week I lost my Father.Thank you for everything you do for me and for all the love you have always given me. I love you so much... Happy Birthday, Papi. I love you …🤍🎂

Breakdown of Knicks Game 3 defensive adjustments. Knicks got crushed conceding switches with Jalen Brunson in Game 2. Here's how they tried to protect Brunson at the end of Game 3 and what worked, didn't work.

I’ll keep it simple. Everyone with ties to Epstein must testify.  The survivors and the American people deserve a serious investigation. I urge Chair Comer to pursue integrity, not partisan theatrics.

Xperia 1 VIII、ついに発表されましたなぁ📱✨ スペック眺めながら、ガチで買い替えるかめっちゃ悩む朝です☺️ （葛藤の詳細はツリーにて…） というわけで、 おはやうございます！ヒロトんです😀 世間は華金で明日からお休みの方が多いですなぁ〜。 明日は、おらっちは通常運転でお仕事です😂（長時間勤務に向けて気合入れねば…！） 🎥 今日のAI動画（Grok生成） リゼロのラム風の女の子☺️ ハンバーガーもぐもぐ…って 途中で出てくる謎の手は一体誰の！？🤣 👇ツリー（リプ欄）には 動画あります よかったら覗いてみてね👀✨ 今日も1日よろしくー！

Does anyone know what this is from? "Do you need a hand with that?" "No thanks, I already have 2." (S2E4) Link to Full Media: https://youtu.be/JkvEx89ijNA?si=GOGqAuWOCn5aoq3j

It’s Pod Grant vs. Prime Grant in a battle for their lives! And now Prime Grant has an ally…the mysterious ADAM. Find out who wins in Merge Conflict Part 2, streaming everywhere now!

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See the latest news and information about our current events: https://www.ucl.ac.uk/museums-collections/ucl-grant-museum-zoology/whats-grant-museum

Your Morning Cup of Joe Could Help Fight Cancer. A gene-editing system, switched on by the caffeine in coffee, chocolate, or cola soda, could one day activate powerful therapies against cancer or diabetes. #CoffeeScience #CRISPR #CancerResearch #FutureMedicine #HealthInnovation

There are major challenges in Scottish education but there are also solutions. #education #elections #scotlibdems

RT @OnHerTurf: A champion, a trailblazer, an icon. Serena Williams is back doing what she does best. 🎾

The girl wanted not only to open the trunk, but also to beat the soul out of the! 😱 | RuViral 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

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Hallo AfD Freunde wünsche einen wundervollen Tag🖤❤️💛 💙💙💙💙🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💙💙💙💙💪💪💪💪🫡

Tiny house on the way from #yyj to Gitxsan territory to help stop the PRGT fracked gas pipeline. Made a quick stop at the Environmental Assessment office. #bcpoli

The irony is strong when people suddenly start yelling "leave the Court alone" just after Republicans packed it with their own judges who are clearly pushing a racist agenda. Source #Gerrymander #Racism #Supremacy #Bias #Sham

L’un des cinq médecins séniors du service nous a ouvert les portes de son bloc en intervention : pour la pose d’une prothèse de genou.

Being black in Israel, our greatest ally in the middle east

Catch up on the latest State of Play: 🛡️ God of War Sons of Sparta 🌀 Kena: Scars of Kosmora 🔁 4:Loop 👺 Ghost of Yōtei Legends mode ☀️ Saros 🟢 Marathon ⚫️ John Wick 👾 and more! Full recap: play.st/4ait9B6