Marianne's London trip got off to the worst start after her daughter's reaction to the melatonin gummies

Scott had a goal to obtain abs before turning 50 this December, but he's starting to think me might have to lower his expectations a bit

So that's what Bill Belichick sounds like while having sex

It may not be the answer Rob was looking for, but it is the right answer

Just to make sure nothing here is taken out of context, Scott is simply messing around

The worst kind of "potato chip" to find in your bed

Nothing like having a gorgeous doctor taking a look at your hemorrhoid

This one took a lot of balls...

Honestly, we should just call it that at this point

If only that was actually how Kirk ruined his back

Smooth polygons, smooth grooves, and smooth racing. No Second Prize manages to pull off an impressively speedy motorcycle racing experience, even on stock Amiga 500/600 hardware. 📺: No Second Prize, Thalion Software, 1992 (Also on Atari ST)

Does that faint heartbeat still have a tale to tell? Inject the lifeblood back into your story with #KidlitZombieWeek —a full week of blog posts, discussions, and #prizes. June 1-5 on BlueSky and Instagram www.instagram.com/kidlitzombie... #WriterSky #KidLit #WritingCommunity #KidLitArt

🇺🇦 Zelensky: Heute ist der Tag einer der stärksten und wirklich stolzen Komponenten der Streitkräfte - der Tag des Marinekorps. Soldaten, die sich in diesem Krieg um die Unabhängigkeit der Ukraine äußerst tapfer gezeigt haben.

据美联社报道，来自美国密歇根州德克斯特的21岁学生米卡拉·斯波西托，将成为首位代表美国参加中国世界技能大赛焊接项目的女性。这项赛事被称为“技能行业的奥运会”。 从小开始，米卡拉·斯波西托就梦想成为开拓者。 “我一直想成为第一个做到某件事的女性。”她说。 斯波西托目前就读于瓦什特瑙社区学院。她今年早些时候在美国阿拉巴马州亨茨维尔举行的美国焊接选拔赛中获胜，从而赢得这个宝贵资格。 世界技能大赛被称为“技能行业的奥运会”，旨在评选全球最优秀技术人才，涵盖建筑、信息技术、制造业、机器人等多个领域。当然也包括焊接。 斯波西托是瓦什特瑙社区学院历史上第六位获得世界技能大赛资格的学生。

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Can you help get Greens elected on May 7? Every leaflet delivered, every door knocked on, every contact with voters really matters. Find an event near you 👉https://greenparty.org.uk/get-involved/national-action-days/

James Bethell and Steve Brine look back on a 50 year old Whitehall document that rather succinctly sums up the ‘prevention is the new cure’ cause. They reflect on what has changed and what has stayed the same in the NHS across the last half-century.

Mi Ley de Vida desde siempre...

These are the people slashing funding to our parks, libraries, and pools. ✂️ 👎 Check out Councillor Montague’s eloquent response when asked about how he has never lived in Vancouver:

Some military retirees may be eligible to receive both full retired pay and VA disability compensation at the same time, but not everyone qualifies.

Introducing: Nature Can’t Afford the Banker This paper compiles leading economic research showing how protecting nature and tackling climate change strengthens Canada’s economy. 🌱📈 There are no economic excuses for abandoning nature! Read it here: wildernesscommittee.org/NatureCantAffordBanker

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❗️ [ 🇧🇴 BOLIVIE ] 🔸 Le Parlement bolivien autorise le président Rodrigo Paz à déployer l’armée et à instaurer l’état d’urgence, alors que de vastes manifestations réclament sa démission sur fond de crise économique.

💊 #PlaceboEffekt – Jedes #Medikament hat diese geheime #Zutat!✨ 📺 youtu.be/TPCADLkSBWM 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... #Medizin #Psychologie #Bewusstsein #Heilung #Therapie #ArztPatientBeziehung #Wissenschaft #Grenzgebiete #Verschränkung #Parapsychologie #Zoomposium #WalterVonLucadou

The worst human alive is running America!! We are doomed if we don’t rise up!!

Taco traitor #Resist #Protest #Taco #NoKings #LFK

Stressed out at the airport? Trump and Republicans keep choosing ICE instead of a long-term deal to pay TSA agents. This wasn't inevitable. It was a choice. Gas prices? Job losses? Tariffs? All choices. Michigan, this November, we choose too.

Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW! Welcome back to the 25th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW!” will tell you about an unintended evidence strengthening the skeletal chakra hypothesis via achieving...

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Time to see how well Will Ospreay works with Jon Moxley & PAC in Trios action vs The Rascalz! Watch #AEWCollision LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

M. Night Shyamalan ripped us off!

Well, I’ll be damned! Poilievre is a cockwomble 😂

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More Library Hacks this week - like reminding you that if your local library doesn't have it, you can request it elsewhere with our interlibrary loan service! #LibraryHack #InterlibaryLoan #RequestIt

$390M just hit Ethereum in aggressive buying 🚨 XRP derivatives are rebounding at the same time Macro cooled → smart money stepped in FAST This could be the early signal of a trend shift… Or just a short-lived bounce 👀 #crypto #ethereum #xrp #markets #trading

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If no one told you today, you’re doing better than you think. #mentalhealth #healing #youarenotalone #youmatter

The ultimate Mario Kart race is on the go! @mkdsabel.bsky.social is the go-karting master of being on the go as they're running #MarioKart DS - 32 Tracks at #UKSGBlue25, from the remastered retro tracks to the new Rainbow Road Cause some total shell-tossing mayhem over at twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

Moose 🫎 in Grand Teton National Park Wyoming

🚨A judge paused President Trump’s corrupt slush fund. We won’t quit in this fight in Congress and in the courts.

Nearly half of Arkansans are worse off than last year. Rising costs for groceries, rent, & healthcare create a weekly burden. Trade wars have devastated farming while national debt grows. We must stop digging the hole deeper and choose a different path. That's why I'm running. www.JeffWadlin.com

🤬Galati, Romania, a Shahed attacked a high-rise building.

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Join us for the 6th Annual Spirituality & Beyond At Spirituality & Beyond 5, neuroscientist, educator, and activist Hart spoke candidly about a truth grounded in science: race is a social construct — not a biological reality. luma.com/wemhukuo #oaklandevents #psilocybin

8 YEARS… I Built This Car Lot… and My City STILL Doesn’t Know I Exist 😳 #NeedACar #CarShopping #FirstTimeBuyer #AffordableCars #CheapCars #CarLot #DriveToday #GetApproved #RebuildCredit #SecondChance #KatanaMotors #InlandEmpire #PerrisCA #MorenoValley #IECars #CarDealerLife

Move your car! #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #paranormal #funny

Innovation begins when ideas become action. Richard Blank shares how a creative vision inspired him to immediately start building. Watch Episode 57: youtu.be/MW_s91BNYQw #Innovation #Creativity

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Building an ADU just got faster, cheaper and easier than ever. To download free plans for an ADU that works for your family, visit Mass.gov/ADU.

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Begoña Alberdi, la Caballé del Polònia.

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🥳 Más de noventa carretas, grupos folclóricos y miles de asistentes participan este domingo en la Romería de Los Realejos

In the new episode of Skeletal Leap, Laadi Ojas reveals how breath can awaken Kundalini energy and clear chakras, leading to a joyful life. Discover techniques that empower your journey toward insightful living. Tune in now!

Marco Rubio FIRES BACK At Cory Booker Over Iran

⭕Les frappes #Israéliennes se multiplient dans le Sud du #Liban, les frappes sont intenses. Des frappes ont visé #Kharayeb, il y a plusieurs morts dans le Sud du #Liban.

One of my favorite nights of the campaign trail thus far and one I will never forget... 🇺🇸 Together, we’re going to Flip the 5th and return to the kind of leadership that is longtime SC-5 Congressman John Spratt’s legacy. We’re on our way, y’all! Don’t forget to VOTE! 🇺🇸