Wait, Spiegel said he's heard this intro before? Well, that can only mean one thing...

It may not be the answer Rob was looking for, but it is the right answer

The great Italian hurricane of Long Island

Now we know Kirk is not a fan of "knobby knees"

"We're gonna need a cleanup on aisle face"

Just to make sure nothing here is taken out of context, Scott is simply messing around

If only Tiger Woods took after Kirk when it comes to carrying his pills

A m-m-m-miraculous turnaround

Jeez Val, that was uncalled for😂

Might want to think twice about going to P.F. Chang's after this news...

Bob Iger to retire. New CEO announced. Desmond Wilson passed at age 79. Melania did better. #entertainmentnews

Good morning and happy Saturday dear friends, I wish everyone happy, healthy, productive, safe and peaceful day. Kyiv, Ukraine 🇺🇦

Heading to Clarksville by way of Royal Oak…

When Trump says, " If you’re unhappy, you can leave - and go where he’s poisoning the world against us, so that all we have is him. That’s what abusers do: isolate you. If we weren’t so worried about optics, he never would’ve been allowed to run for Office again. What are we willing to do now?

Despite repeated pushback from the City Council and community, the Mayor’s administration brought back the proposal to acquire land for a $38 million Public Safety Training & Wellness Center.

Every night I drive my SHITBOX TRUCK to the graveyard and hope that there is an evil monk that I can sneak up behind and shoot in the head. GUESS WHAT!!! TONIGHT WAS MY LUCKY NIGHT!! #gamedev #indiegame #immersivesim

The Prime Minister says that efforts to stir up antisemitic violence and hatred in the UK “will not be tolerated” amid suspicions Iran could be backing antisemitic attacks

One of Russia's largest oil refineries is burning after an overnight drone strike. Russia's own air defense reportedly hit a high-rise, killing and wounding civilians. Ryazan refinery: 17 million tons annual capacity. Now on fire.

I put that there because I'm fairly certain you don't believe in the Climate Change Hoax. What I don't know is whether or not you believe in "Mother" Nature. Nor do I need to. What I just learned is that you're a dog lover--and that does sound right.

G5_MOMENTS.mp4. #LetEmKnow Original post

Me reading *any* American political headline in the year of our Lord 2026.

THE EPSTEIN WAR Donald Trump is afraid of Israel killing him But he's afraid of something more urgent. He's afraid of what they've got on him in the Epstein Files Follow #MOATS 538 #Trump #Epstein #USmarines #Israel

Mouse Mindfulness 4/15/26 🐭💜 I LOVE the circle I have built💜 Build your circle with people that make you feel safe🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #realfriends #safespace

Safety Car!!! Gasly, and Hadjar both in the wall! Looks like two separate incidents. Both out of their cars, but Hadjar is mad!!! #F1 #MiamiGP

A credit card battle is brewing, and it could decide who gets approved and who doesn’t. Millions may be affected 👀 www.badcredit.org/news/the-cre...

I’m starting to get a little bit freaked out by my ability this past month to inadvertently manifest things into existence 😬

Hello Gen X Americans, I made this for you. Happy viewing and happy memories 🙂

yall get to see me crashing out about trebuchets before YouTube lol

What are the alternatives to social media bans for children? 📱 Social psychologist @profsanderlinden.bsky.social, opposes social media bans believing there are more nuanced alternatives that can help children build digital skills to stay safe online. Full video: https://youtu.be/Y4RUNJVFx68

Godly strength looks like self-control, not power ⚡️ #GodGoesBeforeMe #ChristianLiving #TrustGod #LoveLikeJesus #FaithTok #BiblicalWisdom #christianfyp #fyp

Newsmax: "Why are college kids booing AI during graduation ceremonies?" A: "Because they...took on debt, got the degree, worked their asses off — and now they’re graduating into a brutal job market while billionaires openly brag about replacing human labor with AI and robotics...."

Which one u will choose?

"Honk Honk"

No, Danielle Smith, Canada has had enough of you. You are a traitor to our great country, and if our wheels of justice weren’t so slow, you’d be in prison.

Well, I’ll be damned! Poilievre is a cockwomble 😂

🏥 In Lebanon, medics and ambulances are under fire. Since 2 March, at least 53 health‑care workers have been killed, 137 injured and dozens of attacks on hospitals and PHCs have forced closures across the south. When ambulances become targets, the whole health system buckles.

Today, we honor the 1.5 million lives lost to the Armenian Genocide of 1915 perpetrated by the Turkish government of the Ottoman Empire. 111 years later, it’s important to combat disinformation about this atrocity and defend the human dignity of all people.

Always on their damn phones

The Boulder that was personified like The Rock

🐻❄️ LIQUIDICE helped bring real Arctic science to life in Piccolo Orso children opera From day one, we: • Translated climate science into story • Co-developed the libretto • Created all teacher materials 🌍ice melting, black carbon, Arctic communities & overtourism Art+science @cnr-isp.bsky.social

Roki Sasaki #Dodgers made his Box-Toppers debut Sunday with his 1st career Player of the Game honor (7IP 4H R 0BB 8K W vs. LAA) in his 18th #MLB game. Full Sunday B-T Daily Scorecard:

The ultimate Mario Kart race is on the go! @mkdsabel.bsky.social is the go-karting master of being on the go as they're running #MarioKart DS - 32 Tracks at #UKSGBlue25, from the remastered retro tracks to the new Rainbow Road Cause some total shell-tossing mayhem over at twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

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In California, @villegas4congress.bsky.social is running for Congress to replace a Republican who hasn’t held a public town hall in a decade.

The Muramasa unit disrupts Russian logistics in the rear with B-2 drones, flying over supply routes in search of suitable targets.

Join us for the 6th Annual Spirituality & Beyond At Spirituality & Beyond 5, neuroscientist, educator, and activist Hart spoke candidly about a truth grounded in science: race is a social construct — not a biological reality. luma.com/wemhukuo #oaklandevents #psilocybin

RED CARD 🟥 Josh Belluz is given a second yellow card after kicking the ball away during a foul and Pacific will see out the match with 10 men 🔥 🔴 Watch #CPLSoccer on OneSoccer

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Collectibles & Videogames Part 305 Nine Sols (PlayStation 5, 2024) Fangamer ShuanShuan’s Yi Plush - Nine Sols (2026) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Sony #PlayStation #RedCandleGames #NineSols #Fangamer #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

Aproveitei o ferido pra jogar pela primeira vez 2XKO (que nome horroroso), e curti bastante jogar com Darius e Yasuo. O jogo é familiar e relativamente simples de fazer combos apesar de mecânicas e comandos bem únicos. O bom é que é grátis, acho que vale a pena testar!

Run Differential Rolling Averages for National League West Teams #MLB #Padres #Rockies #Giants #Dodgers #Diamondbacks

Si no estás seguro de qué se trata la elección para retener un escaño en la Corte Suprema de Pensilvania y por qué deberías votar "Sí", mira este video y compártelo en WhatsApp. ¡Gracias!

‪Democrat Dean Withers has no testosterone. Thank you so much for convincing males to vote for President Donald Trump because we know Tim Walz was not masculine whatsoever. I remember that the Democrats were trying to make Tim Walz seem masculine. The Democrats thought Harry Sisson was so manly. ‬

#WVPrayer26 Ministries in North, South, and Central America need your prayers! Take a moment today to pray for those sharing the gospel and making a difference across the Americas.

Deer are frequently found in the London surrounding area, where they roam freely and are not afraid of humans.

Lunch at a spot called Green Tea Restaurant 🥢🥢♥️♥️♥️♥️ #feedbag #yumyumtime #goodeats #foodprince #hangzhou #chinatrip

Ach ja @hi-i-am-frank.com, noch immer sicher mit dem Trickster? 🤣

Silks Children’s Loungewear Sets Are Dangerously Flammable. The garments fail to meet federal flammability standards for children’s sleepwear. #RecallAlert #ChildSafety #ProductRecall #SafetyFirst #KidsSafety

Because of the RESILIENCE of the Palestinians the zionazi terrorists hate seeing (despite everything they try) the People in Gaza still stay human, and find joy inside the concentration camp They just want suffering Zionism is terrorism

Q. What's @Twitter? A. A musk have!