funnily this isn't my model and this person just packages all his assets up like this. some hall of mirrors hyperprice is right "peer into the null dimension to reveal your kinder surprise, but if your guess was suboptimal you're trapped there now" syndicated gameshow here

oh lol yeah ok no that's obv unacceptable. banished

thank you for holding, your tweets are important to us. please stay on the line to be serviced by the nth available abelian representative

filling the pleometric-shaped hole in the bsky simcluster by exiling him to the tuvan dimension, where you can visit him any time (this is discouraged in the strongest possible terms. please do not do this)

filtering for just jousts results in some strange bullet timey nonsense

also available as a pleowall that melts your machine

bsky caps videos at 120s, so part 2

I generated five thousand AI knockoffs then selected the worst of them to showcase how far "state of the art" is from approximating real art

I was pushing Claude to ensloppify further and further until I think I finally broke the lil guy

did you see the latest uap nft drop, anon? I don't believe it, myself. most nfts are just balloons (1/2)

#aiart #promptshare #qp #caturday Title: Homeward Through Gaslight: The Last Posy bsky.app/profile/bret...

Any kid(still do hw because want to learn but cant go to school)want to do hw but parent tell them to work&group feel sad for kid&kid go back to do hw in Netflix ATLA, Disney, Pixar, Harry Potter, Wednesday, Minions, Barbie, Star Wars, One Piece? Dad:Come,put this&give it to that table over there

Antonelli Makes F1 History, Laporta Addresses Messi Departure, and Sabalenka vs Gauff Highlights #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

The Trump administration has cut critical federal funding for purchasing or distributing test strips that can determine if street drugs have been mixed or cut with fentanyl or other deadly drugs. shero.substack.com/p/a-drug-war...

🤖 KNBR 🔁 by Shayna Rubin Harrison Bader was asked about the Key & Peele inspired outfield celly. @ShaynaRubin: "Who's idea was the Hingle McCringleberry outfield celebration?" Bader: "I have no idea what you're talking about." 😂

"My Melancholy Blues" is the closing track of Queen’s 1977 album, News of the World. While the album is famous for the stadium-shaking anthems "We Will Rock You" and "We Are the Champions," this track serves as a stark, sophisticated contrast—a "hangover" song to end the party.

CARDI B VISITS WAVE AT SCHOOL AND HE PLAYFULLY ASKS IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO READ 😭

Starlight Kid - La Quebrada #STARDOM 🤼

Trump Stayin’ Alive Saturday Night Fever BeeGees @laylabelle3.bsky.social @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social @buckivotesblue.bsky.social @tuscananerd.bsky.social @areyoulostinspace.bsky.social @bonniedreams.bsky.social @dakinispirit.bsky.social @meltheparadox.bsky.social

"I'm so happy, but yeah, I'm not full now." 🫡 Arsenal might have wrapped up the Premier League title, but William Saliba wants MORE🔥 Champions League Final next up 👀

Falsely Accused: Navy Commander Gene Valentino’s Inspiring Journey of Resilience 🇺🇸✨ 🔗 Discover Gene’s powerful story now: https://genevalentino.com/ #Resilience #Hope #Support #GeneValentino #Inspiration

#WWE #WWERAW #RAW #Wrestling #WrestleSky #RAWonNetflix

Kann doch mal passieren. Einfach die falschen Schuhe aus dem Regal gegriffen. Die #Tennis Sneaker statt der Winterstiefel. Und schon muss man sich als #RegierenderBürgermeister von #Berlin dafür rechtfertigen, dass man sich in der beheizten Tennishalle körperlich ertüchtigt hat, während anderen in ⬇️

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!

Morning, Clare 💗

Why does paying someone else mortgage feel normal, but paying your own feels scary? #mortgage #renting #owner #tenant #realestate

I used to be able to move like this before the sciatica

The President of the United States decided to take the country into war. House and Senate Republicans? They voted against the War Powers resolutions - and gave him the green light to do so on his own. One man decides. Who pays for it?

Boosie to describe how I feel about this Boosie news.

The wait is almost over! ❤️ 5/19 is the day that Sharon McMahon joins The Sacred Slope and releases her new children’s book, We Are Mighty, from @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social Sharon reminds us that ordinary people really can help make the world more just through their belief in “We the People.”

NO MORE WAR!!!!! Yet another distraction from the Failure-in-Chief and the disgusting Trumpstein Files!! Stop this madness now, before he gets us all killed! #Iran #bombing #war #Epstein #911 #WorldTradeCenter #news

#TriviaTime #NewOrleansSquare #TheHauntedMansion#MovingPortraits #FYPViral

Congrats to Napoleon Solo, Paco Lopez, and Chad Summers for their incredible win at the 151st Preakness Stakes!

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We're given life's roadmap before understanding it. We accept school lessons as truths but need to learn how to think, not what to think. True wisdom arises by questioning, not having answers. Prioritize unlearning and relearning to cultivate a personal mindset. 🌸🍃

⚛️ IBM's Quantum System Two links multiple quantum processors into one ultra-controlled system, nicknamed the "quantum chandelier." The result? Calculations once thought impossible in chemistry, materials, and physics. See it at #VivaTech 2026 in the Gallery of Innovations!

To calm down all doubts, here is the actual "Drunken Edward" loading screen / memory corridor from Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced! (Source: Assassin's Creed UK)

Megyn Kelly talks Katie Miller and Stephen Miller

Gov. Ron DeSantis addressed criticisms of his property tax relief plan during a Friday press conference, saying that his plan is fair to Florida residents. https://www.wfla.com/video/florida-gov-desantis-breaks-down-property-tax-reduction-plan-for-homeowners/11836649/ 

Three million care workers could be reclassified as "companions" instead of professionals under a proposal from the Trump admin, ending their right to federal minimum wage and overtime pay. Producer: Cerise Castle Camera: Jeff Ricker Editor: Marco Amador #homehealthcare #minimumwage #News

Apprentice of the Year isn’t just about winning 🏆 Last years team shared how the event became a powerful platform for development, with awards including Apprentice of the Year, Social Media Winner, and even Best Overall Team 🙌 Read more 👇 https://orlo.uk/OrMP4

Owners were left fearing the worst after a thief stole a van full of dogs in Lincoln Park. Not only were pets and their owners reunited, but police also said they found something else. Find this story on CBSChicago.com.

We Don't Just Ride – We Feel | Segway X Frantic TV #SegwayXyber #PEVLife #ElectricBike

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander on whether he’ll give his input on offseason decisions for the Thunder, including team options on Lu Dort and Isaiah Hartenstein: “I will give zero input. I will let Sam Presti, the greatest GM ever, do his job.”

O Podcast do Boteco traz 10 músicos que se foram  aos 27, com  histórias bizarras, curiosas e aquele bate papo imperdível de mesa de bar. E vai ter bônus: o sujeito que tentou entrar pro Clube e falhou miseravelmente. #ClubeDos27 #PodcastDoBoteco #CulturaPop #LendasDoRock

Liverpool fans: "We want heavy metal attacking football" 😤 Manager who plays exactly that at every club: Ange Postecoglou ✅ Liverpool fans reaction to Ange: #Ange #Liverpool #PremierLeague #EPL

Pride Is Self-Idolatry: Biblical Truth About Ego, Worship, and Judgment Learn how pride becomes self-idolatry in the Bible. This video explains how exalting oneself replaces God, leading to spiritual downfall. Discover powerful lessons on

(spoilers for the climax of season 4's first cor) I'm a simple man and the music in this scene actually made me start feeling goosebumps. (please ignore Key_in_red coming online in the middle of the video and also @ bluesky mods unshadowban him pls)

Wenn man dran geleckt hat, darf man es behalten

May you have a peaceful day.

I am not Catholic but I am a compassionate human with a working moral compass. I stand in support of Pope Leo

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. Finally, we got a Ballet Duo dancing together.

Narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

This one goes out to St. Petersburg 🔥

LOOK: The Fanzone featuring a charm booth at the Kim Seon Ho Love Factory in Manila! 🩵 @ovationprod #김선호 #KIMSEONHO #LOVE_FACTORY #LOVE_FACTORY_ASIATOUR #KimSeonHoInManila2026

NBA Finals 2025-2026 Knicks 105 Spurs 95 #ɢᴀᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ #ɴᴇᴡʏᴏʀᴋᴏʀɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ 🧡💙

We welcomed wonderful raids from @aaronshaw19.bsky.social (LA Noire) and @amethystkorn.bsky.social (Silksong) and then finished by raiding into @lizzydewvalley.bsky.social who was also streaming Silksong! Check out all of these amazing streamers!

Was die Errungenschaften des Forums betrifft, so war es das vorerst. t.me/nexta_live/1...

🌸 Spring drives better with the right grip. 🚗 Get up to 💸 $125 back on select sets of 4 Yokohama tires at Car Medics. 🛣️ More control. More confidence. More enjoyment. Book now: https://aops.cc/Y1t3FZs Rebate details: https://yokohamarebate.ca/ 📍 Kingston & Glenburnie https://www.carmedics.ca

美联储前主席鲍威尔在接受肯尼迪图书馆基金会颁发的肯尼迪奖时，警告政治权力可能被滥用。 他说：作为美国人，我们受到一种信念的驱使，那就是自由与民主极大地促进了人类自我价值的实现。 维护和巩固我们自身民主的工作，可能会充满喧嚣，有时令人沮丧，甚至陷入四面楚歌的境地。在繁荣的民主政体中，党派之间的政治分歧是正常的，甚至可以说是必不可少的。 但是，在捍卫定义我们国家的更高原则上，我们应当团结一致。其中首要的原则就是对法治的尊重。 正如约翰·亚当斯所写：“我们的政府是一个法治的政府，而非人治的政府。”