tender

filtering for just jousts results in some strange bullet timey nonsense

lol. past me living in 2026 not realising screencapture technology has just recently been invented to solve the exact problem I was trying to solve here with separate screenshots (??)

bluesky limits to 3 min uploads and this thing just kept going, so (2/2)

filling the pleometric-shaped hole in the bsky simcluster by exiling him to the tuvan dimension, where you can visit him any time (this is discouraged in the strongest possible terms. please do not do this)

oh lol yeah ok no that's obv unacceptable. banished

bsky caps videos at 120s, so part 2

I was pushing Claude to ensloppify further and further until I think I finally broke the lil guy

experimenting with new brainrot formats using this random video I found by ?? anon

just noticed

Some #mumfordandsons B-stage action at @littlecaesarsarena.bsky.social in #detroit @313presents.bsky.social

Marco Rubio ha viscut una roda de premsa caòtica a la Casa Blanca mentre exercia com a portaveu interí. Enmig del desordre ha admès que és daltònic i ha acabat resumint la situació: “És un caos total”.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream This was long overdue. But me and James are FINALLY friends on my island!! Took them long enough!! All thanks to Mega Man! Not the topic I would’ve gone for, but oh well! At least James and I are finally friends! 👍🏻

Amazing upcoming week on the podcast as we wrap up our 2025! Artist and writer Theodore A. Harris, gender and race scholar Mali Collins, and historian Benjamin Talbot. Listen on most streams: linktr.ee/blstpodcast

Etain is pushed too far… and the power she fears pushes back. https://www.amazon.com/Key-Coming-Fantasy-Into-Kaos-ebook/dp/B0FJSJN53N #IntoTheKaos #FantasyBookRecommendations #NesaMiller

trying and failing to go to sleep for five hours and now i have to get up in three

✨️ ' THIS IS YOUR LAST INFLECTION POINT ' ✨️ ⚡️ ⚠️ FINAL WARNING ⚠️ ⚡️ #inflectionpoint #inflection #finalwarning #news #trending

With the economy in shambles, Trump is posting bullshit like this. #progressive

🚨 In a candid one-hour interview, U.S. Ambassador to Canada, Pete Hoekstra responds to tough questions on China, trade, energy and Canada–U.S. tensions. Watch the full interview: https://rebelne.ws/4cd5se7

Win or lose, Donovan Mitchell is all in with the Cavs. Video: Paris McGee Jr, Clevelanddotcom

Donovan Mitchell during a timeout against the New York Knicks

We have some warmer days heading our way, but lower humidity for at least the next couple of days means they won't feel too terrible. Here's an update from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

C gives you memory control to build faster, scalable systems. #c #computerscience #performance

Zack Polanski stood outside Palantir HQ to demand that the spy-tech firm - which has supported deadly ICE raids and enabled genocide in Gaza - gets out of our NHS Say no to Palantir in the NHS ❌👇 goodlaw.social/658abc

Finally finished #ResidentEvilRequiem!🥳 Huge THANK YOU to @capcomusa.com & @residentevil.capcomusa.com for this gorgeous, wonderful game!😭❤️🙏 If anyone haven't checked this game out yet -- highly recommend!💯 Also: thanks to 'crow_02' for the raid & love!❤️🙏 Sent the raid & love to 'klauste'!🎉

Mary Cain helped publicly expose the toxicity of famed coach Alberto Salazar & the Nike Oregon Project. She shares how she decided to write about the lies she was told then versus what she knows to be true now. Full ep podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube

Eine neue Folge Future Histories! Diesmal spreche ich mit Frieder Vogelmann (@frieder-vogelmann.net) über mediale und ökonomische Bedingungen demokratischer Öffentlichkeiten. Aufgezeichnet an der @unierfurt.bsky.social im Rahmen der Tagung @poloeff.bsky.social Full ep.: tinyurl.com/FH-Vogelmann

Love the fur babies - love my job!

Republicans claim to care about fraud, and then elect and capitulate to a felon. If we want real investigations into fraud in this country we need to start by retaining prosecutors, and then we need to take a good hard look at Donald Trump and his Administration.

Los operarios ya han cortado los accesos a Xubias, en A Coruña, una de las intervenciones necesarias para las obras de la Avenida do Pasaxe dentro de la obra del nuevo CHUAC #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

Washington has broken a promise to TSA workers.  They've missed rent, medical bills, and struggled to put food on the table for six weeks—all while keeping our airports safe. Backpay won't make them whole. Republicans must stop playing political games with our livelihoods.

🏒 Michael McCarron helps kill off a penalty then skates down the center of the ice and rips one past Oettinger! Minnesota Wild have scored three straight to lead Dallas 3-2. #MNWild

How much of a whore are you? Me:

I will include a high and low waisted variant of the pants :D

Nah that was nasty @wemby 🥴 📺 NBC Original post

#mensik collapsing and writhing in pain but still wins! #rolandgarros #rg #frenchopen #czechia #czechrepublic #tennis #atp #atptour #itf #grandslam #tennisplayer #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports

Top Trump economist admits tariffs are making imports more expensive.

Russian logistics are under threat in the occupied part of the Zaporizhzhia region.

*THE BASS DROP*

Break Free And Be You! #selfcare #mindfulnesspractice #bondedpath

🇫🇷⚖️ Au dernier jour du procès en appel de l'affaire du financement libyen de la campagne présidentielle de 2007 de Nicolas #Sarkozy, la défense de l'ex-chef de l'État a fustigé le "roman grotesque" des accusations. Les précisions de notre journaliste Marie Schuster ⤵️

#BuggyBoy #Arcade #CommodoreC64/128/MAX #ZXSpectrum #AtariST/STE #Amiga #AmstradCPC #Racing #Arcade

Toki Plataformas: Arcade Año: 1989 Géneros: Shooter, Platform Desarrollador: Tad Corporation Publicador: fabtek, Tad Corporation El héroe del juego es un joven jungla llamado Toki. Un día, el malvado mago Dr. Stark secuestra a su novia Wanda. #Toki #Arcade #Shooter #Platform

Carrie Freeman & Christopher Eubanks explore animal (mis)representation in media. They examine the representation of animals in activist messaging & the interconnections of animal rights with other social justice movements. lnkd.in/d6TWpb5a #TheAnimalTurn #mediastudies #criticalanimalstudies

thank you matt pelikan for pizzas at the DFL convention

CatBusRuss wonders is #HayaoMiyazaki really needs 150-minute movies. “My Neighbor #Totoro” and “Porco Rosso” didn’t need it. “Otaku No Video” recharges his love for silly #comiccon merchandise. www.iheart.com/podcast/269-... #filmsky #moviesky #animesky #ani-may @animetwits.bsky.social

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Kash Patel brought at least one case of his personalized bourbon to the FBI's training facility for a seminar with UFC athletes. At least 1 bottle went missing, which caused the FBI Director to "lose his mind." Patel began threatening to polygraph and prosecute his staff over the missing bottle.

The Cost You Don’t See: Behind every circus trick and zoo selfie is a reality most never see. Animals used for entertainment often live in chains, small enclosures, and constant confinement. What feels like a moment for us can mean a lifetime for them. Look closer—and choose differently.

UPDATE SETIAP HARI bit.ly/42zN8GD youtube narkbet top: www.youtube.com/@narkobettop blue sky FANS NAKOBET : bsky.app #PoliticalCorruption

Tony, I need to know which strain?

"As Sexual Assault Violence Prevention Month begins, can the Attorney General tell survivors why they should have any confidence in Ontario's justice system?" #LydiasLaw #onpoli

Out of a dream. ✨ Darja Varfolomeev put on an incredible performance in rhythmic gymnastics to win gold at #Paris2024. 🥇 #Olympics #RhythmicGymnastics #Gymnastics @gymnastics

THE TROUBLE WITH TROUBLE is book 2 of the Trouble series of “outrageous” standalone thrillers. Explicit content. “Another great read full of corruption, blackmail, murder, erotica and revenge – what's not to like?” My 24 Kindles (free with KU), paperbacks + audiobooks are on Amazon. amzn.to/3nXMA6H

They've turned Iran into a global power.

First set @SabalenkaA! 😤 #RolandGarros

Oba Femi Fucking Rules! He is THAT Guy! #wweraw #wrestlesky

There are hundreds of Australian troops in the US military right now. I asked what their role in the war on Iran is. Defence said: "our people have a very clear understanding of that remit that limits a number of them to defensive roles only". How does that work when you are on a US sub?

Google is raising $80 billion of equity a week before SpaceX is trying to raise $75 billion a few months before Anthropic and OpenAI are trying to raise $100 billion from investors and you’re laughing??? This is a cataclysmic exit liquidity avalanche

🇦🇲 #Armenia is heading to the polls for a critical parliamentary election Sunday. Ahead of the vote, the massive #refugee community from Nagorno-#Karabakh face legal marginalisation and hostile rhetoric from the very top. 🔴 FRANCE 24's Taline Oundjian, Wassim Daly and Olivia Bizot report ⤵️