Fox News is going to think this is real footage

Me on my way for #fcf

Harley Quinn.

I had to drop in on that douches profile to see..HOLY SHIT that guy has a delusion that all the guys he does it with are straight LMAO wtf. “When Mother Earth starts to heal and he comes in with an apology”.. -Us:

Me to my alarm clock after no sleep:

Keesha has always been a sassy queen😭

My credit score is 850 and I have an Amex black card, am I in-

Scene instantly came to mind

This scene popped in my head.

The world isn't ready for Goblincore and it's sad.

This improves gaming performance more than you might think. #fyp #gaming #cs2 #mindset #gamingperformance

Day 362 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (3.89 km) 🎵 Kid Cudi – The Prayer #theprayer #kidcudi #manonthemoon #emotionalweight #introspectivehiphop #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #selfreflection #daytimerun #runningtherapy #xox

Not every day feels polished. But we still show up. If you’re researching relocation or trying to get your safety plan together, start with the Surviving America Toolkit or the Global Move Tools. Real-time intel, alerts, and positioning are on Patreon. Buy a guide or book a call. Breakdowns →

South Korea, Türkiye and Iraq are negotiating a temporary deal with Iran to ensure a safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz. It comes as the likelihood of a US-Iran peace deal diminishes. 😟

Trump's approval rating from Republican-leaning independents is collapsing. Harry Enten: Just 53% of independents who lean Republican now approve of the president... that is a 38-point drop from where he was in the 2024 election.

Full episode in comments. In Episode 155: APD on the job, and at CityCouncil. Planning Board budget. Apartment fire displaces residents. Security for ferry commuters. Coast Guard changes. AHS news. Real estate sales. Holiday weekend activities. Changes at Almanac. A service of @alamedapost.com

If the Strait of Hormuz doesn't reopen soon, the availability of jet fuel will continue affecting airlines and summer travel. Marketplace senior reporter Samantha Fields talks us through it.

I've done things that will never be forgiven. That's just the cost of living.

STATEMENT FROM BELFAST HARBOUR POLICE: "We're working closely with PSNI, NIFRS, and staff of Clearway Disposals, following the outbreak of a fire at its facility. Queen’s Road is closed to traffic and pedestrians. We advise local residents to keep windows and doors closed. Please avoid the area."

Sabrina Carpenter and SZA Share Coachella Updates as Bruno Mars Kicks Off Las Vegas Tour #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

Oh, yeah that's BLOODY TERRIFYING!! #ResidentEvil7BiohazardGoldEdition #NintendoSwitch2

Good morning, Happy bank holiday Monday. I'm left to my own devices as she is off to Edinburgh for 4 days, leaving me to dog and cat sit. It's certainly a hot one and I don't envy the drive up there as she's just left. I promised not to burn the house down. 😂 Have fun, be kind and love yourself 💚

Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at Cedar Street Entertainment Group #Thanksgiving #fyp ##tvshows #filmmaking #podcasts #theater

Donald Trump’s name will appear on all U.S. paper currency? #trump #signature #currency

Dawn of The Final Day - 31 Hours Remain - #vtuber #vtuberdebut #vtubermemes #vtuberEN #vtubersupportbeam

Rural families cannot wait: yesterday the government announced £27m for heating oil users. I pushed ministers to ensure councils reach as many people as possible. Support has been delivered in 2 weeks not 200 like the Tories. That is what working with government to get results looks like.

#nokings #resist

Social loneliness can be harmful to the physical, mental, cognitive, and emotional health of older adults. But Los Angeles County is here to help. Call 2-1-1 or visit 211la.org for resources to combat social isolation. #EndIsolation #StrongerTogether #ReachOutStayConnected

Director in Residence, Danes Hill School. Closes: 05/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/vq4ng2. #independentschooljobs #surreyjobs #teachingjobs

Inés Rey, alcaldesa de A Coruña, recibe al Dépor en el Palacio Municipal tras su ascenso: "Volvemos a la categoría que nunca debimos abandonar y lo hicimos juntos, equipo y afición de la mano" En DIRECTO en #Canal24horas rtve.es/play/24-horas/

At the #UNSC briefing on Syria, Latvia commended the improving cooperation between the 🇺🇳 UN and 🇸🇾 Syria. @unitednations1945.bsky.social tools and expertise are essential: Full 🇱🇻 statement: www2.mfa.gov.lv/en/newyork/n...

Without the Delta Blues, there is no Gospel music. Ryan Coogler is a brilliant artist who feels the truth of the Psalm that says, “The stone the builder rejected / has become the chief cornerstone.” His new film is called Sinners, but it’s got a lot of Gospel in it.

Hört, hört! 🤬

​"Don't Cry. Dry Your Eyes. The Blues and Jazz is alive and well... Good art isn’t just seen—it’s felt. 🎷✨ ​Whether it’s the rhythm of the blues or thown a piece of the groove. ​🛒 Shop the collection now: Eastonblues.com"#JazzArt #BluesCulture

Rep. Clark: All of this started by taking away people’s fundamental health care in order to give tax breaks to the billionaire class.

Here's an update on my newest acrylic Ice Cream painting of a vanilla cone with candy cane sprinkles. 🍦 I'll post more updates next week. #art #printclub #painting #noai #humanmade #womenartists #artlover #modernart #popart #icecream #foodart #realism #acrylicpainting #artprints #prints #artist

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SHINee drops teaser for "Atmos".

Justin Wrobleski #Dodgers (7 IP, 1 H, 9 K vs. PHI) claims Friday's Box-Toppers Player of the Day. 💎 AL Player of the Day: J.P. Crawford #Mariners NL Batter of the Day: Ezequiel Tovar #Rockies Full Daily Scorecard: www.box-toppers.com/blog/2026/5/...

Israeli🇮🇱settlers damaging Palestinians' 🇵🇸crop in Masafer Yatta, a southern region of the occupied #WestBank particularly exposed to army & settler violence #Act to stop #ethniccleansing @president.europarl.europa.eu @spokesperson.europarl.europa.eu @europarl.europa.eu @euronews.com @news.sky.com

Já ficou indignado hoje? Ouça Edir Macedo falando que enriquece as pessoas e continua pobre: “todos continuam me devendo”.

Trump’s Big Ugly Bill is making made health care way more expensive. And his “concepts” of a plan to fix it aren’t good enough.

Found one of those idiots that thinks it's great #WWE got him banned and used his content on TV! 🤣 These people are complete idiots!

Amnesty International, B’Tselem, Doctors Without Borders, Human Rights Watch, the International Association of Genocide Scholars, Physicians for Human Rights, the Scottish Government, and the United Nations have said that Israel has committed genocide in Gaza. Time Westminster woke up to that.

Post a Pic to add some calm to the timeline

Il #20dicembre, #BlueOrigin, la società spaziale di #JeffBezos, ha anciato con successo il 37° volo del programma #NewShepard, chiamato #NS37 La missione, suborbitale, ha portato per la prima volta nello #spazio una persona costretta sulla sedia a rotelle, l’ingegnera @esa.int Michaela Benthaus

The Wings That Bind gave me instant romantasy hype ✨ Fast, expressive, and made for fantasy readers who love big emotions and magical tension. #Romantasy #FantasyBooks #BookCommunity

We're saying goodbye to Mario and hello to Michael! #seattle #ballard #michael #movietheater #movies

Goddamn blowpen. 🤦‍♂️

Who am I? As we move through life we always have to ask, how am I? Most of us always struggle to find who we are. Some, but very few, ever find out. They are the lucky ones. #katanamotors, #henryflores, #whoami, #searching, #questioning

Roles can be broad with less visible impact, or they can be highly specialized depending on what your team needs. #IndieGameDev

lobotomy hours. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

John Hoeven Nov. 18, 2021 when the average price of gas was $3.41: "It is the policies of this administration causing [high gas prices]" April 14, 2026 when the average price of gas was $4.16: "The difference is solving the problem...not creating a higher price environment"

Join in on Discord, link in my profile, for the next episode of The Tao of Talk where I am joined by Joe AKA The Kentucky Atheist discussing the topics of science denial, anti-intellectualism and how those pertain to politics and apologetics. Hope to see you there!

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. Finally, we got a Ballet Duo dancing together.

Mike Vrabel jokes about A.J. Brown wearing his Patriots jersey as a kid 😂 "He showed me pictures when he was a little kid wearing my jersey... He didn't wear my jersey." "I think when we drafted him, he was like, 'I wish the Patriots drafted me.'"

This is the crowd to see James Talarico tonight in Ken Paxton’s home county.

Rutte: Ukraine is so successful right now that Putin can only host a May 9th parade if President Zelenskyy issues an official decree allowing it.

MY son-in-law is PR My grandkids love his cooking he's actually a pretty good chef , tue & thru is Taco Day but I have quesadilla Like Baja fresh use to make, I even named cat Baja . Check out the pup in the background lol 🤣 if he doesn't make you laugh well just watch 🥰🥰

17 years ago, Sri Lanka’s civil war came to an end in Mullaitivu, Sri Lanka. During the final clash between Sri Lankan military and the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, tens of thousands of civilians were killed. 17 years on, there has been no accountability.