Is this a parody???

The CCP doesn't even have to bother with espionage, they should just offer Elon a lifetime supply of horse tranq and he'll divulge all the secrets he knows.

Imagine getting cooked by someone half your age. I'd be mad too.

It's not April fools day, she really believes this.

How do you even reach this thought process 😭

These people are SO out of touch...

Elon is such a sad, sad man...

Trump Officials Said Gas Would Drop 'Like a Rock.' Then It Didn't.

Frank Luntz Claimed Trump's Iran Deal Was '95% Done'

Dave Rubin’s Iran Predictions Aged HORRIBLY 😭

Director Ken Loach Delivers Powerful Words at Cannes on Israel's Genocide in Palestine: "The worst thing is not the violence of the bad, it is the silence of the good." 👏👏👏👏👏🇵🇸

ICYMI: Republicans BLOCKED my bill to fund TSA. Republicans are punishing travelers and forcing TSA agents to work without pay because they want to cut another blank check for ICE & Border Patrol. It's shameful.

#Habs Alex Newhook on OT goal "I wasn't sure if Jake touched it, so I looked at him to see if he was going to celebrate. It's a crazy feeling [...] It was great to see it finally in the back of the net & there's no better feeling than celebrating with teammates after a win like that." #GoHabsGo

📚 Students are watching the news… even if we don’t assign it. From AI to climate change to global politics, explore the top current events topics shaping classroom conversations right now: 🔗 https://sharemylesson.com/blog/current-events-topics-for-students @aft.org @aftteach.bsky.social

Israeli settlers continue attacking Palestinians across the occupied West Bank, torching homes and property and terrorizing Palestinians, while Israeli occupation forces continue protecting settler attacks and expanding illegal settlements on stolen Palestinian land.

"You got 19 more turnovers than Oklahoma City in the first two games. Cut down on that, make sure the physicality is on an even playing scale, and they should be just fine." @stephenasmith gives David Lloyd the keys to San Antonio going up 2-1 at home 🤠

I know who I would rather hang out with too #USDemocracy

Thinking a little bit too hard about voice stuff sometimes (I don't know if I particularly feel like I have a nice voice? I've been told I do once or twice 🤔) #vsky | #queervtuber

Young people who begin voting at 16 are more likely to stay voters for life. We can’t wait to see that energy in UK elections 🗳️ #v16 #VotesAt16

A favorite moment from this week’s Hot Seat: Media Monday 🔥 Nick Phillips was a student in my English 101 & 102 classes at Utica University. Now he’s a senior, an intern, and an Associate Producer on the show. We talked about the difference between writing and broadcasting. 🎥 youtu.be/WMsI-pzD1rQ

Happy Earth Day. I wish we were doing more to protect this incredibly valuable resource that supports all of us. We need to keep pushing back. It’s the future for our children and their children.

Le gusta su libertad. "The Night Manager", temporada 2, está disponible en @bbciplayer (Reino Unido), y @primevideo @primevideolat en Latinoamérica y resto del mundo.

…couple of hundred #bees at it’s peak - and as few as fifty. Likely nesting sites: in long grass, under or in your shed/porch, in your compost heap, in old rodent holes, in bird boxes, hollows in trees and dry stone walls to name but a few - #bumblebees are opportunistic… 9/14 #biodiversity #nature

AIPAC has corrupted our democracy and bought off our politicians while claiming to speak for Jewish safety. But Jewish New Yorkers are speaking for ourselves — and Senator Chuck Schumer won’t even answer simple questions about AIPAC’s influence.

A corrupção na Ucrânia... 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬 ⚔️❌ Para Zelensky, terminar a guerra é 'suicídio político', afirma ex-porta-voz ucraniana 🛰 Do Canal da @sputnikbrasil no Telegram

GDOT-0646: I-285 CCW after i-85 MM 62.1 (Clayton) 🕒 10:03 AM - 10:05 AM ET (12x speed) 🌡️ 73°F | Overcast 📍: 33.616863,-84.449530

#AEWDoN

PRO TIP: Mangos and sticky rice are excellent this time of year... they are great all the time, but in particular April and May 😋

😂😂😂😂😂 I gave them your location!😂😂😂😂😂

Waste less, earn more! Funding available now. Learn more: https://greenmunicipalfund.ca/organic-waste-energy

Confidence grows one choice at a time. Sharpen your mind. Ignite your flame. #fyp #anime #demonslayer #mindset #health

In recognition of International Overdose Awareness Day this month, harm reductionist Van Asher talks about the impact of overdose in his own life as well as the ripple effect it has on communities. Thank you for sharing your experience, Van.

Titch the Elf is back! And busy practicing for the annual Elf Karaoke Contest and helping blind and partially sighted little ones get an accessible Letter from Santa🎅 Listen to Allan and Titch's adventure here: bit.ly/TitchTheElf2...

Trump: A very long lake, we call it the reflecting lake. That's longer than the tallest building in the world if you set it on the side.

The Albanese Government is working with councils across regional & rural communities, so they can save on their bills & invest more into their communities through the Community Energy Upgrades Fund, including in Bendigo where the library will replace their gas heating system with electric heat pumps

Millions of people will be disenfranchised by this extremist Supreme Court. To protect and restore our voting rights, we need court reform immediately. Expand the Court. Set term limits. Enforce ethical standards. Attacks on our voting rights are systematic—our approach must also be.

Sound on for hilarious and highly scientific ethnic accents.

Aquí mi reseña del 1

Are you ashamed to talk about Jesus with others? #God #Jesus #faith #share #christian

TVS Dominican Republic (DO) #TVS #DominicanRepublic

Craving a heart-pounding read? 📚 Dive into Chuck Morgan's thrillers for an adrenaline rush! 🕵️‍♂️✨ Who's your favorite crime hero? 🤔👇 http://dlvr.it/TSnndz

Thank you, Maricella! 💙 @beachblond52.bsky.social @kelofchgo.bsky.social @allie10.bsky.social @kimandmickysmith.bsky.social @sam--2025.bsky.social @suzala.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @lyndapole.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

#vinesauce

Right back at you 🥰❤️ #XiaoZhan肖战 #XiaoZhanxHonor #XiaoZhanxHonorLS26

I’ve never seen energy in Warren County like I’m seeing this year. Ohioans deserve leadership that actually works for working people – and they’re ready to fight for it.

Totally took a plane with Bear to land on a glacier and take pics of Denali. Probably one of the coolest things I’ve done. Getting in and out was hard but worth it. Solid pilots helping.

#Repost @art John Simmons (@johnsimmonsasc) brings @art through the Getty’s (@gettymuseum) ‘Photography and the Black Arts Movement, 1955–1985’ exhibition. {full caption on original Instagram post}

A tub of Nutella floating around the capsule. Thanks to Artemis II that's the furthest a tub of Nutella has been from Earth. #Artemisii #Artemis

I love Colonial Ship Designs, the Colonial Shuttle easy one of the coolest Designs from the #BattlestarGalactica series! #SciFi Gotta love how durable and rugged the Shuttle is and it could take a good bit of damage from Cylons and survive a Crash Landing.

I had to run it back! Survival instincts of a god damn marine! #GoldLand #Kdrama #KdramaChat

This brief clip shows the Protolab PMPV6 protected mobility vehicle, this vehicle does look quite capable

Bill Tries Community Popcorn... @rfhgina.bsky.social @rfhkerry.bsky.social @rfhbill.bsky.social #rfh #radiofromhell #rfhpodcast #radiofromhellpodcast #x963fm #radio #x96fm #morningtalkshow #radioshow #kerryjackson #billallred #ginabarberi #listeners #x96 #utah #kxrk #radio #popcorn#communityfood

ARC SALT LAKE: Some call it a 50-year-old time capsule. Ron Bird calls it his closet! (Hey Boomers, what was your favorite cassette tape?) MORE: kutv.com/news/arc-salt-lake

🇸🇪🇨🇦🇺🇦 Swedish PM Ulf Kristersson: "Canada is the most Nordic country in the world outside the Nordics. For us it's really a way of saying that we appreciate Canada because we think we have so many common denominators."

Leva to Joe Bradley - “i can be your big sister but I’m not your Motherf*cking Mommy!!!!!” Leva has been on tv for 5+ years and I’ve NEVER seen her this pissed!! I love it… 😂 #SouthernHospitality

IT'S OFFICIAL @CALEBcsw IS ON THE COVER OF @EAMaddenNFL and he's got plans on going back-to-back 👀 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!!! Original post

🔥⚓️🚢BREAKING: Operators of the 1st Separate Center of the USF struck and set ablaze the Russian Baltic Fleet corvette Project 20380 Steregushchiy-class corvette Boykiy while it was undergoing repairs in a dry dock at Kronstadt near St. Petersburg.

Israeli soldiers shared a video celebrating the vandalism of a church in Debel, southern Lebanon.

🤖 San Jose Giants 🔁 by SFGProspects Dario's second home run of the night! 🔥

2/2 Logistics fire control: Exhibit B -Another strike at Prymorske, occupied part of Zaporizhzhia