REPORTERS: “Mr. President, any comment on Elon Musk?” TRUMP: [silent] TACO 🌮 When Elon was praising him, Trump couldn’t shut up. Now that SpaceX is threatening to pull out and the Epstein files are circling back? Suddenly, the king of truth socials forgets how to speak.

Stay ahead of the curve, because by the time the media catches up, it’s already old news. Follow for real-time updates. Tap the bell 🔔 so you never miss a beat. And if you want deeper dives, insider leaks, and unapologetic analysis, subscribe to @allenanalysis.

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is marching through Charlotte, North Carolina for today’s “No Kings” protest against Donald Trump’s authoritarian movement. The energy is defiant. The people are loud. And MAGA is terrified. #NoKings

Gavin Newsom just said the quiet part out loud: “All this anti-woke stuff is just anti-Black. Period. Full stop.” And he’s right. “Anti-woke” was never about ideas, it was a marketing campaign to sanitize racism, roll back progress, and make bigotry sound intellectual.

Trump’s new Defense plan quietly outlines a “National Guard response force” trained in crowd control and civil unrest, to be deployed across all 50 states by April 2026. Let that sink in. They’re not preparing to leave office; they’re preparing to lock the country down.

🚨 BOMBSHELL: Federal judges caught the U.S. government lying in over 35 court cases; falsified records, fake declarations, and sworn statements built on fiction. This isn’t clerical error. It’s institutional deceit. Even legal scholars now say it looks intentional. 📺 60 Minutes | 🔗 cbsn.ws/3J8a6yA

JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes. So which is it? They “don’t work” and “live on welfare” — or they’re somehow buying up all the houses? Pick a lie.

🚨Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead… now we’re the hottest country in the world.” So just to recap: He killed it, revived it, and crowned himself the savior, all while being president the entire time we had Covid. Make delusion great again. 🤡

🚨BREAKING: Perris, CA’s mayor just told residents to stay inside, don’t answer the door, and brace for ICE sweeps.

💀 Hannity: “When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?” Miller: “Probably around all the times Trump fell asleep in public and rambled about magnets getting wet.” 😂🔥

‘So how was the first game of the season, Mate..?’

Snake game IRL

Right now, I'm heading to our Senate Agriculture Committee hearing on fertilizer supply & affordability. Farmers in Minnesota & nationwide are being squeezed by rising input costs — like higher fuel costs — driven by the Administration’s tariffs & the ongoing conflict in Iran.

What a great impression of Karoline.😂

IF ONLY THE ADULTS IN GOVERNMENT COULD BEHAVE SO MATURELY #DoBetter #LoveNotHate

I would work there for free! 🎉 IG: bubblepuppyplayhouse www.thebubblepuppy.com/open-swim

Tropical Breezes & Beach Shorts Escaping to the beach? Don't forget the essentials. These quick-dry Hawaiian shorts are the vibe for Summer 2024. Breathable, comfortable, and ready for adventure. #TrendPikz #Summer #Beachwear #Style #BlueskyFashion

What the fuck?

Future or Stagnation? Europe is at a turning point. 🤖 AI will change the world—with or without us. 💡 We must create, not just regulate. If we hesitate, others will move ahead. Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

Open Source, Not Corporate AI! AI should belong to everyone—or to a select few! 🤖 Open technology = Innovation for all. ❌ Closed systems = Control by a handful of corporations. Europe must decide now: Do we create or just consume? Wake up, Europe! The future won’t wait! #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood

Whatever divides us weakens us. Whoever divides and weakens us is doing the bosses’ work. That is why we will stand #Together against division tomorrow. Join us ✊ Meet at the Unite banner, Park Lane, midday www.togetheralliance.org.uk

Today's DAVELY VIBE: Bumbling Around And Goofing Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #bumbling #goofingoff

🌍 #VoicesofSentinel – from #LPS25 🎤 Today’s voice: Amina Habiboullah from InsightEx, sharing how EO data is supporting smart, localised decisions in emerging economies — from climate, agriculture to even financial ones. #SentinelOnline #EarthObservation #InsightEx

◯ Today, Monday 9 March on CTNews… 🔥 Extreme heatwave warning issued as Western Cape temperatures surge toward 40°C this week 🌍 Major fire tears through Imizamo Yethu in Hout Bay, leaving dozens of homes affected 🔔 Subscribe now and stay ahead with daily news updates every weekday at 3 PM.

Check out this GMB Money Minute! 🚀

📅 Less than two weeks remain to renew ASN membership. Be part of the kidney community where ideas are shared, research is supported, and progress takes shape. Stay connected to learning, collaboration, and career growth year-round. Breakthroughs happen here.👉 http://asn.kdny.info/rZHC50Y0lPS

📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] Brighton 0x1 Manchester United ⚽ Patrick Dorgu 🅰️ Bruno Fernandes (21 PL Record) 🏆 Premier League | 38° Rodada 🏟️ The Amex Stadium https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/29e884c5c5737c82176ab9645a0f54e73cffe10fb31f025c3ee1f61fe2ae4622.mp4 #Sports 🌐 #PREDYX

MAGA’s “Big Beautiful Bill” was only beautiful for the Epstein Class. The working class suffered budget cuts while billionaires got richer. #EpsteinClass #Billionaires #Democracy #Democrats #workingclass

The Cavs open up the 4thQ with a 27 point lead

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Cole Smith scores for the Vegas Golden Knights on a snap shot (03:37 remaining in the the 3rd period). #VegasBorn

Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool update, May 14.

It is hard to overstate how insane Ice is for a regular ability. Good lord.

Stop scrolling! Most parents are unknowingly risking their child's life during bath! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/bath_safety Nearby is not the same as attentive. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

This is the kind of reception AIPAC-backed, Schumer-endorsed candidate @rephaleystevens.bsky.social got from Democratic primary voters in Michigan. It should be the standard for any Dem out of step with the base. Rejecting blind support for Israel isn’t antisemitic—it’s a foreign policy position.🤦🏿‍♂️

🚨 HISTORY FOR SANCHIE 🚨 Cristopher Sánchez now holds the Phillies franchise record for consecutive scoreless innings at 41.2, passing Grover Cleveland Alexander

it’s @laelneale.bsky.social day in toronto!

"We are picking the biggest fight anyone in Michigan could pick." VNP Executive Director joins The Left Hook to give an update on the Mop Up Michigan campaign. Join us tomorrow for our Petition Turn-In Press Conference! Go to vnp.vote/livestream to view the livestream! #MopUpMichigan #Money

🥳 Happy #NationalCancerCNSDay We have a special podcast double-header! Part 1 - host Steve Bland chats to Kate Williams and Rani Petros, a CNS for Barts Health, to delve into an exciting new pilot project that aims to transform the future of cancer nursing

2 The Tories in #Suffolk went online to explain and inform. Whilst I'm glad they defended translation services, I came away feeling uneasy about the way Tory councillors seek to cooperate and compromise with the far-right. I know, councils have to function. But #Reform isn't like any other party.

Hypocrisy is something that will always infect Conservatives! #Freepalestine, #Progressivism, #Justice

Wind and solar farms are generating thousands of jobs and powering communities all over Ireland. More than just our energy, renewables are our future. Learn more at gov.ie/OurEnergyOurFuture

It’s time New Hampshire had a governor who puts Granite Staters first. Grateful to have @demgovs.org Chair @andybeshearky.bsky.social in this fight with us to flip the Governor's office — and send Kelly Ayotte back to the corporate boardroom. #NHPolitics

🍰 5 Mixer Cake Ideas Inspired by Fashion 🎂 #aicake #aicakes #aifood #cakedesign #mixer #standmixer #cakeideas #cake #clever #creative #unusual #AI ✨ This is AI-generated art by @ai.food.creations

CNN just played the montage and it’s devastating — months of Trump swearing gas prices would drop, back to back to back. He was so confident. He was so wrong. The tape doesn’t lie.

Is it soon, at least? 😒

BREAKING: Labor and Hunger Strike continues at Delaney Hall torture center in Newark, New Jersey. Against state law, there are no doctors or medical staff in the facility. Governor Mikie Sherill has deployed state police to protect ICE from accountability instead of arresting the ICE thugs.

Changing outfit colors? #gamedev

Happy National Chickpea Day to the fans in the crowd and on FreezeCrowd.com today! If you're a college student who likes chickpeas, join us to freeze with a favorite food with them at your school. What is a cool fact about chickpeas? ❤️❄️ #NationalChickpeaDay #Chickpeas

Money can come on day one (S1E32)

You mean to tell me this ISN'T The Warriors??? "Be lookin' good, Warriors. All the way back to Coney. Ya hear me, babies? Good. Re-e-al good!" #gaming #twitchclips #cozygaming #cozygame #fyp

Why the World Is Quietly De-Dollarizing – Steve Hendrix with the “Global Minute” #GlobalEconomy #Dollar #Crypto #BRICS #Trade #SteveHendrix #ForeignPolicy #InternationalAffairs #GlobalSecurity #ForeignAffairs #GlobalMinute

Gratuitous booby post BTW, have you seen my blue shoes? 😏😉 they are quite spectacular

It's the start of Trinity term, the final term of the academic year in Oxford. We caught up with #RhodesScholar Ragavi Jeyakumar to hear her reflections on her time in Oxford so far. Ragavi is a Rhodes Scholar from Australia who is studying a DPhil (PhD) in Women's & Reproductive Health at Oxford.

Today's #MPIMRSpotlight features our PhD student Yuqi @yuqizhang.bsky.social ✨👏 She gives insights into her research in the Chemical Biology department 👀💡 #MaxPlanck #MPIMR #STEM #BehindTheScenes #womeninscience

For weeks, I’ve been highlighting the huge amounts of money flooding into this race from crypto, Big Tech, and AIPAC to install Oracle lobbyist Adrian Boafo in Congress. This is exactly what the Citizens United decision unleashed, and why Congress must overturn it. Let's stop this open corruption.

Intersection at Dire Marsh is one of the most stressful spots. Something bad always happens here 🙃 Played it very safe waiting for this thief as I needed to make it across to Quarantine. Should have fired the recall+ earlier but otherwise clean stuff~

Today we worked on CVC words, left and right and how to film slo-mo videos on the iPads! We had such a giggle watching these back!😂

#HSR (cutscene footage not mine. I would NEVER pull for mono remembrance just so we are clear)

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Mick Foley Shows Pure Wrestler Appreciation at Double or Nothing Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #MickFoley #AEW

Norman Cook 📀 Fatboy Slim 🎛️ During his latest DJ set at the #Glastonbury festival, #FATBOYSLIM included snippets of #DonaldTrump's speeches within a mashup of "Star 69." On the giant screens, an image of a hand with the middle finger appeared, directed right at the President of the USA 🖕🏻🔝😄