Arthur Zork (They/CyberNinja)

Each #NWScrewworm egg can grow into 1 fly. A single female fly after mating once will usually lay 200-300 eggs on each animal, & an average of 3,000 over their lifespan. 2 Screwworm flies usually make 3,000. What are the odds Trump's #USDA inspector misses 2 tiny […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

So what all these different maps tell me is that so far there is no unified response to this #NWScrewworm outbreak on #DonaldTrump's watch & every agency is tracking completely different things based off the audience. It's a waste of resources to recreate […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Wait till #MAGA #MAHA learns #Trump is feeding them probably dead #screwworm parasite burgers... 😂

Historically, the fact nobody has ever gotten #Screwworms from eating Screwworms (yet) hasn't stopped people from avoiding buying #NewWorldScrewworm infested meats like they're the plague infested cuts they are. Which is why despite Trump letting ranchers sell […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Don't believe me? Ask yourself why would #DonaldTrump's Health and Human Services ( #HHS ) Secretary #RFKJunior still has a literal dead brain worm if they could magically get flesh eating parasites, like #Screwworms, out without surgery? Americans, & anyone […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

The #TrumpAdministration is putting #NewWorldScrewworm infected livestock back into the US meat #food production system after supposed treatment & alleged clearing of symptoms, but no cattle rancher is going to pay to have flesh eating parasitic magots like #NWS […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

The 9,209 people in #ZavalaCounty #Texas as of the 2024 census are about to go through some things. They're dumping millions of radioactivly sterilized #Screwworm flys and using ground release stations in the 20 km "quarantine" "infested zone" around the […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Trump's response isn't enough to stop #NWS & the radioactivly sterilized parasitic flys they've been building up still aren't ready for a US outbreak today. They probably won't be for another year or 2, by then it'll be all over the country. Welcome to […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

In this week's episode of how to get caught liberating what should be public data Ex-#DoJ prosecutor is charged with sending sealed #JackSmith #TrumpFiles to personal email as “Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf”. 😂 2 big mistakes; using a *personal* email for alleged crimes […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

CBP shot down a party balloon, not the "Mexican cartel" drone they claimed, with the military anti-aircraft laser weapon that the FAA decided was dangerous enough to shutdown a 10 nautical mile radius around Fort Bliss base from ground to 80k feet when they found […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

It's weird, I just noticed I now have more followers here than before the #elon_musk mass #twitterexodus when I was banned for making fun of stupid #Fascists. 0 regrets, it's so much nicer here on Mastodon & that's before all the #xAI #grok_csam #gopedos are paying to generate now.

@Susan_calvin 😂

I'm really starting to think AI might be an answer to the Fermi Paradox at the rate humanity is going with it. No serious regulation of potentially super intelligent beings that we've spent the last century writing apocalyptic dystopian sci-fi about & then […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Inbreeding is not Great...

Imagine having a President that fights to feed Americans like Republicans are fighting to starve the 42 million of them on SNAP, including 16 million children, & steal their Healthcare. Madness.

I think my favorite part is that AI companies are renting their Agents at a massive discount so when they're eventually forced to charge their actual cost humans will be cheaper. On top of that paying for the dubious privilege of training someone else's AI to do […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Is #Trump stupid enough to try #nuking the #EpsteinFiles in the cloud? He does know it's not like a hurricane type of cloud right? Not that nuking a hurricane would do much more than farting in one, besides making it a giant radioactive storm.

Hello world! How are y'all doing today?

The years long #CentralAmerica #NWS outbreak has been rapidly moving North thanks to man made global warming expanding their endemic range & that's unlikely to change anytime soon thanks to Republicans reversing all scientific climate change mitigations. The only […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Might be a good idea to stock up on over the counter #pet #dewormer effective against #NWS before Americans panic buy it all when they find out about this outbreak. If you thought the toilet paper shortages were bad, wait till you see what happens when MAGA […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

To end our little story on a happy note, the CyberNinjas went bankrupt while Doug Logan fought to hide their internal communications in court. Doug shutdown the website but not before I saved a copy of the bankrupt CyberNinjas logo so I can remember that time I […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Like how do I explain to children that the fascist My Pillow dude heavily fundraised for Donald Trump's soft coup attempts in Arizona long before & after his involvement in Trump's violent #January6thInsurrection fail. I witnessed it happen & that sentence still […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

This story starts when Donald Trump lost the 2020 election to President Joe Biden. Even before anyone could be certain Trump lost he sent his goons across the country looking for States where he could convince Republican elected officials to betray their oaths of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

I don't think I've shared the story of how I pirated my favorite ninja profile pic on Mastodon yet, so gather around kids & let me tell you about how I helped to defeat the evil #CyberNinjas of the #2020Election so I could appropriate this lovely ninja pic of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

#Republican legislators are trying to pass a law to designate "#Antifa" a "Domestic Terrorist Organization" because they quote "held signs". I should not have to explain what is Constitutionally protected #FreeSpeech to elected officials, but FYI signs happen to be included.

By definition "anarchism" literally excludes *ALL* other forms of government, which obviously includes Communism, Socialism, Representative Democracy, Fascism, etc, etc. Anarchists are only Anarchists, anything else is an irrational contradiction. Not that reason […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

"Whereas the extremist organization Antifa is motivated by communism, *anarchism*, socialism, and violence, and has continuously demonstrated their commitment to lawlessness and criminal behavior;" What do Republicans think anarchy means? […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

If Republicans' Gods actually loved Charlie Kirk, why didn't they stop the college assassin with a 200 yard shot from a bolt action rifle? Wasn't that their "reasoning" for Trump surviving his Republican assassins? A gust of wind could have easily disrupted what […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Out of all the destruction "MAGA" Republicans have wrought on America the assault on public education is the scariest to me because it doesn't just fuck up this generation it screws over your kids & their kids. They will never get these years back & will be […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

@Mastodon #Rightwing bot nets are fun because they usually lead me straight to accounts I'm actually interested in following while improving the community by reporting the bots. Checkmate bitches.

Out of frustration over President Donald #Trump's broken promise #EpsteinCoverup the victims are compiling their own client list. No matter how rich & powerful the criminals are blocking the #EpsteinFiles , whether royalty or elected, someday the truth will come […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

#Norepublicanseveragain sounds like a good plan to me! IMO #DonaldTrump will be the death of today's #GOP , #votebluenomatterwho in the #2026midterm !

Maybe I'm jinxing myself but my enemies are either too stupid or too lazy to bother me recently, I must not be doing a good enough job pissing off #GOPfascists lately! My apologies if I completely missed your latest revenge, but it obviously wasn't very good […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Something many of these reports on dropping #DC #crime, & other liberal cities, tend to leave out is that crime in the White House went up 3,400% when #Republican #POTUS #DonaldTrump took office. https://www.npr.org/2025/08/14/nx-s1-5501273/trump-dc-takeover-cities-mayors-police-national-guard

Anyway, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk about the bigoted Rightwing "Deep State" trans pedo vampire conspiracy theory that make Twilight look damn good! JK Rowling eat your heart out.

For those unfamiliar, "Transvestigating" is what Republicans call it when they make up insane lies that the women they don't like are actually secretly trans men, usually in the QAnon "Deep State" rich non-sparkley vampire pedophiles cabal like Epstein. Then they […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Republicans have gone full Fascist in Texas trying to arrest their elected Democrat political opponents & install loyalist replacements for blocking their agenda by breaking quorum, but they can't Constitutionally pass any new laws to try actually doing that […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

#Trump wants to destroy or privatize #weather satellites that already cost taxpayers "$750 million to design, build and launch" but only cost $15 million per year to provide critical data to Americans. Farmers & scientists are completely reliant on these already […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Trump's debunked witch hunt for election fraud to excuse being a loser is now trying to illegally compel states to provide voters personally identifying information! Trump's Big Brother Orwellian surveillance is rapidly surpassing Nazi Germany's techno […] [Original post on mstdn.party]