I don't think I've shared the story of how I pirated my favorite ninja profile pic on Mastodon yet, so gather around kids & let me tell you about how I helped to defeat the evil #CyberNinjas of the #2020Election so I could appropriate this lovely ninja pic of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

So what all these different maps tell me is that so far there is no unified response to this #NWScrewworm outbreak on #DonaldTrump's watch & every agency is tracking completely different things based off the audience. It's a waste of resources to recreate […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

For those unfamiliar, "Transvestigating" is what Republicans call it when they make up insane lies that the women they don't like are actually secretly trans men, usually in the QAnon "Deep State" rich non-sparkley vampire pedophiles cabal like Epstein. Then they […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

This story starts when Donald Trump lost the 2020 election to President Joe Biden. Even before anyone could be certain Trump lost he sent his goons across the country looking for States where he could convince Republican elected officials to betray their oaths of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Imagine having a President that fights to feed Americans like Republicans are fighting to starve the 42 million of them on SNAP, including 16 million children, & steal their Healthcare. Madness.

In this week's episode of how to get caught liberating what should be public data Ex-#DoJ prosecutor is charged with sending sealed #JackSmith #TrumpFiles to personal email as “Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf”. 😂 2 big mistakes; using a *personal* email for alleged crimes […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

The years long #CentralAmerica #NWS outbreak has been rapidly moving North thanks to man made global warming expanding their endemic range & that's unlikely to change anytime soon thanks to Republicans reversing all scientific climate change mitigations. The only […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

If Republicans' Gods actually loved Charlie Kirk, why didn't they stop the college assassin with a 200 yard shot from a bolt action rifle? Wasn't that their "reasoning" for Trump surviving his Republican assassins? A gust of wind could have easily disrupted what […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Might be a good idea to stock up on over the counter #pet #dewormer effective against #NWS before Americans panic buy it all when they find out about this outbreak. If you thought the toilet paper shortages were bad, wait till you see what happens when MAGA […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

It's weird, I just noticed I now have more followers here than before the #elon_musk mass #twitterexodus when I was banned for making fun of stupid #Fascists. 0 regrets, it's so much nicer here on Mastodon & that's before all the #xAI #grok_csam #gopedos are paying to generate now.

Government can do good things to make life better for our families—that's why @warren.senate.gov and I are starting the Child Care for America working group here in Congress. We're going to deliver affordable, high-quality child care accessible for EVERY working family.

Living with AI reminds you that intelligence amplifies priorities. Set yours with moral clarity. 25% supports children’s education. #LivingWithAI #AmazonBestseller #FaisalRahim #BooksThatIgnite #BooksThatEndure

Skills to Pay the Bills?

On the DSR Daily with @djrothkopf.bsky.social, we break down skyrocketing gas prices, the US organizing a summit to counter Antifa, a draconian new Israeli law targeting Palestinians, and more. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... youtu.be/Bm0x5Z4qwMo

Saffron: The Natural Antidepressant? Follow @biohackingpathway for more

While traveling for work, the search for a new Comic Shop had great results! And a little Retail Therapy may have happened along the way! #booksky #blacksky #comicbooks #retailtherapy #bookhaul #comicshop #blerd #staynerdy

I reworked the swing effects I liked the way the swings came out in the smaller game so I used similar logic I call it a small side project, but it's admittedly also a testing ground. A lot of shared code, so I'm cheating a bit😆 #indiedev #gamedev #indiegames

Joseph Rosenbaum told Rittenhouse, "If I catch any of you guys alone tonight, I'm going to f-cking kill you," caught him alone, chased him, & made a grab for the rifle. That's the opposite of "in cold blood."

Check out this GMB Money Minute! 🚀

#NXT #StandAndDeliver 2026 - #LolaVice is the new NXT women’s champion | #nxtstandanddeliver #jacyjayne

Fighting for our mountains is just a small part of fighting for the environment. #indivisiblestj #greenmountains #vermont #mountains #environmentalism

#knicks #basketball #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/dh9ai00c

Part 2: Living in your student overdraft? Don’t panic about graduating! 💳 The hack is to switch to a Graduate Bank Account. This lets you keep it interest-free for longer while you pay it off in stages. Future you will thank you! 🙌 #NSMW26

Zayda is the coolest and Viva Van is goated! #AEWDoN 🤼‍♂️

Russian military equipment was packed together like someone forgot FPV drones exist. Ukrainian pilots reminded them. One careless storage point, one drone team, a very expensive Russian mistake. ㅤ Support link is in our Bio.

Acoustic guitar, harmonica, and vocals! Traditional folk songs, covers from different eras, and original songs! Coffee, mimosas, bagels, and much more! Meet me at Just Bob!

📍 May Day 2026 in Austin, TX Solidarity isn’t just a slogan — it’s a decision about how we show up for each other. #WorkersOverBillionaires

America’s diversity is not the problem -- it’s the reason we lead the world. @williamhe.bsky.social

They’ve been breaking Federal Laws for yrs on behalf of Israel, yet NO single Administration did anything (except JFK) 1. Federal Election Campaign Act 2. Foreign Agents Registration Act 3. Computer Fraud and Abuse Act 4. International Emergency Economic Powers Act 5. Federal Voter Intimidation Laws

While the judge explained a plea deal, Stephen "Uncle Fester" Preisler tried to explain how drugs were found in his house. https://fox11online.com/news/crime/stephen-preisler-uncle-fester-convicted-brown-county-drug-bail-jumping-case-plea-bargain-possession-methamphetamine-baird-street-green-bay

her and kanazawa's story is quite sad to even imagine. companion timelapse.

🎬 LIVE NOW 🎬 Starting on A New GTA Story for the first time! There will be Chaos! Join me for some chill chatting, followed by some epic GTA butt-kicking action in Grand Theft Auto Vice City twitch.tv/undisputedle... #TwitchStreamers

Katy's so full of herself.

Remember when MAGA called Zelensky disrespectful for not wearing a suit to meet Trump? Funny how Donald Trump wearing a white baseball hat at a dignified transfer for fallen soldiers is far more disrespectful, yet those same MAGA have nothing to say.

ABS overturned in #Astros at #Rangers (Bot 5). Houston Astros challenged the ball call on Spencer Arrighetti's pitch to Nicky Lopez. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Ramon De Jesus | Upheld 50.0% (23/46). Later: Nicky Lopez walks.

#fdt #bluewave

Terry Crews had money, fame, discipline, and status. He still said porn nearly destroyed parts of his life. If a system can reach people at the top, it can reach anyone.

Republicans: if you ever wondered if your boot licking would pay off - here's your answer. He does not care about the midterms and your elections.

This is the difference our UK Labour Government is making 👇

NEW: A Colorado teacher describes his classroom before & after a bell-to-bell phone policy: "How rare is that in a high school, with teenagers?" Every Colorado district must have a phone policy by July 1. Make sure yours is a strong one: unplugplugin.org

La phrase est construite sur un piège logique. Quand on dit « fermez la porte, il fait froid dehors », on ne prétend pas que fermer la porte va modifier la température extérieure. On veut simplement empêcher l'air froid d'entrer dedans.

Who are the real villains in sci-fi horror? @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social explains how greed and human nature drive the true villains behind stories like Artifacts. 👉 Support the Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/imc... #scifihorror #indiecomics #horrorcomics #usdnpodcast #comiccreators

THEY WANT TO SILENCE YOU 🗣️ Speaking out is scary, but the cost of staying quiet is even higher. #SLAPPsuit #TimeToResist

Thank You☺️

TikTok loves taking my videos down lol! I just keep putting them right bk up! Idgaf! #Gazaisstarving #freePalestine

Keep calm and carry on 😌 The Mindset | Episode 3

We finally maxed out the national credit card, obviously. Bilmes was right about the 0% interest era masking the true cost of the post-9/11 wars, but today’s inflation is a very loud reality check. Gas prices are the new over draft.

The NFL’s new rules: improving safety or softening the game? With stars like Lamar Jackson at risk, change matters—but is this still football or heading toward flag? Are these rules better or weaker? #NFL #Football #Debate

Pig violi, finally! 😱 | RuViral 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

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Magik & Colossus hitting the stack soon! The previous Magik run had its moments before getting shut down, but I really enjoyed issue #1 of this series. Got a bunch of these banked and ready for a proper binge. LIVE Tue/Thurs at 6 PM MST! ⚔️ Link in bio. #MarvelComics #ComicCollector #RespawnReads

Caos total nos últimos segundos de partida com Matriarca em ARC Raiders 😱😂 #arcraiders #arcraidersgameplay

“Your hiding will not save you.” Liberace's Life and Career, May 16 🎧 Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts thisweekinqueerhistory.com/podcast #QueerHistory #LGBTHistory

For any folks that are finding me on here: hi! I did the Castle theme and Campaign themes for @dndinacastle.bsky.social this Fall session in Lumley 🤘😁 #ttrpg #dnd #fantasy #dungeonsanddragons #music #composer

A story in four steps: Watch our new Community Nature Center grow, see the blank space where nature will bloom, see the stunning concept vision, and zoom in on the exact spot your engraved brick will be permanently installed! 🧱🌳 ➡️Leave your mark: https://ridgefieldfriends.org/news/buy-a-brick/

KAMYSHIN: There are two nations on the continent who know how to produce 10 million drones a year. One of them wants not to integrate into Europe, but to invade. Russians have always been very vocal about their targets. When we check tanks we captured from Russia in our tank repair factories,

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THE BOTTOM LINE IS THE MAN WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE BUILDING IN THE FIRST PLACE WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION OF CONGRESS THAT'S WHAT CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DEALING WITH HIS PENALTY FOR DOING WHAT HE HAS DONE😳🤬

Boston Dungeon Society Apr 1997 Archived Web Page 🧩 🔊 🏳️‍🌈 #bdsbbs #1997 #pride

You should be able to Google something the old fashioned way.