I don't think I've shared the story of how I pirated my favorite ninja profile pic on Mastodon yet, so gather around kids & let me tell you about how I helped to defeat the evil #CyberNinjas of the #2020Election so I could appropriate this lovely ninja pic of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Trump's response isn't enough to stop #NWS & the radioactivly sterilized parasitic flys they've been building up still aren't ready for a US outbreak today. They probably won't be for another year or 2, by then it'll be all over the country. Welcome to […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Something many of these reports on dropping #DC #crime, & other liberal cities, tend to leave out is that crime in the White House went up 3,400% when #Republican #POTUS #DonaldTrump took office. https://www.npr.org/2025/08/14/nx-s1-5501273/trump-dc-takeover-cities-mayors-police-national-guard

So what all these different maps tell me is that so far there is no unified response to this #NWScrewworm outbreak on #DonaldTrump's watch & every agency is tracking completely different things based off the audience. It's a waste of resources to recreate […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Trump's debunked witch hunt for election fraud to excuse being a loser is now trying to illegally compel states to provide voters personally identifying information! Trump's Big Brother Orwellian surveillance is rapidly surpassing Nazi Germany's techno […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

#Trump wants to destroy or privatize #weather satellites that already cost taxpayers "$750 million to design, build and launch" but only cost $15 million per year to provide critical data to Americans. Farmers & scientists are completely reliant on these already […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

To end our little story on a happy note, the CyberNinjas went bankrupt while Doug Logan fought to hide their internal communications in court. Doug shutdown the website but not before I saved a copy of the bankrupt CyberNinjas logo so I can remember that time I […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Maybe I'm jinxing myself but my enemies are either too stupid or too lazy to bother me recently, I must not be doing a good enough job pissing off #GOPfascists lately! My apologies if I completely missed your latest revenge, but it obviously wasn't very good […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Republicans have gone full Fascist in Texas trying to arrest their elected Democrat political opponents & install loyalist replacements for blocking their agenda by breaking quorum, but they can't Constitutionally pass any new laws to try actually doing that […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

In this week's episode of how to get caught liberating what should be public data Ex-#DoJ prosecutor is charged with sending sealed #JackSmith #TrumpFiles to personal email as “Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf”. 😂 2 big mistakes; using a *personal* email for alleged crimes […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

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▶️ WATCH: Me: "He doesn't (seem) to get that people are sick to death of the sight of him!" Bev Turner: "Mathew I've never known you be so impolite!" 😉 On GB News earlier I let rip on Keir Starmer!

Our daily reminder that Donald Trump does NOT care about Americans. He said it, he’s on video saying it, and he meant what he said Maga. STOP GIVING HIM GRACE HE DOESN’T DESERVE. He doesn’t give a shit about you, you are all TOOLS, and he and his family laugh at y’all behind your backs.

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🚨 THE "DOOMSDAY BOOK": A former DHS Chief of Staff is warning of a secret book of pre-drafted executive orders that allows for the president to enact martial law in case of emergency. Miles Taylor fears these "extraordinary powers" could be used by Trump. #DoomsdayBook #Trump

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Donald Trump will be at Walter Reed for the third time in the last 13 months today. What are we doing? What's going on?

May 16, 1989: Golden State's Chris Mullin dunks on Mark West during Game 5 of the Western Conference Semis. Mullin had 22 PTS/6 AST but the Suns beat the Warriors, 116-104, to take the series. Kevin Johnson had 24 PTS/11 AST/9 REB and Tom Chambers had 24 PTS/11 REB for Phoenix.

THIS IS WHAT TRUMP POSTED YESTERDAY, TYPICALLY RACIST

Why are they shooting at unarmed civilians? Why are they terrorist??? Why are these people doing what the fucking governments should be doing!!!! #palestine #globalsumudflotilla

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‘Damn lemme eat cho butt’ was out of order! 😂 let me head over to Royal Farms and see sum

“This ain’t no scar. It’s a rupture.” Prof @richardjmurphy.bsky.social is back on the #TortoiseShack talking societal resilience and a way out of this economic mess, energy crisis and wartime stagnation. Listen/watch: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/t...

Good labour news for the long weekend! English voice directors in Quebec have reached their first collective agreement. Read more rabble.ca/labour/quebe...

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On May 23rd mentors and youth will have a reely fun day, as they hit the water for the Big Brothers Big Sisters Niagara Fishing Derby. FULL SEGMENT: www.chch.com/morning-live...

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Alex Jones apparently still hasn't learned his lesson, because he called the Sandy Hook massacre a "setup" on his show yesterday At the end of his rant, his mic seemingly is cut off by a producer -- Jones goes silent and looks off screen before pausing and putting his hand over his mouth

Regional aviation is in freefall. Bonza and Rex collapse. Qantas & Virgin now control 98.3% of the market. Medical travel, business & island communities stranded. Labor must act — before regional Australians are left grounded. #auspol #RegionalAviation #Mallee

Remember when MAGA called Zelensky disrespectful for not wearing a suit to meet Trump? Funny how Donald Trump wearing a white baseball hat at a dignified transfer for fallen soldiers is far more disrespectful, yet those same MAGA have nothing to say.

PM News: California Protects Voting and Latinos Reject Trump Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33514565

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A University of Rochester team built a solar panel that turns seawater into drinking water without dumping brine. The black metal is laser-etched - sunlight does the rest. Published this week in Light: Science and Applications.

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

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A great privileges of hosting The Content Mavericks Club is that I learn from the experience and wisdom of my guests. But @markwalmsleyacn.bsky.social may have taken the crown. A 150k-member network from a LinkedIn group he lost down the back of the sofa? Yep.

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Your All Inclusive Holiday deserve recognition, and no, your friends’ jealousy isn’t enough. Snag a personalized travel certificate (or two), bundle for savings, and brag responsibly on social media. Warning: May cause sudden urges to book another!

Republicans: if you ever wondered if your boot licking would pay off - here's your answer. He does not care about the midterms and your elections.

ABS overturned in #Angels at #Rays (Bot 6). Logan O'Hoppe challenged the ball call on Walbert Ureña's pitch to Richie Palacios. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Lance Barrett | Upheld 41.7% (35/84). Later: Richie Palacios strikes out swinging.

New player how does this work? playing with s0lskynn! #bitcraft #newplayer #chronicillness #twitchpartner #dragonsneststreamteam Twitch.tv/tatsuya_inc Twitch.tv/s0lskynn

Don't Tell Me You Support the Survivors when you Republican leaders actively blocked any standalone floor vote to release the remaining Epstein records.

May romantasy is stacked. Furybound, fae magic, enemies-to-lovers tension, and cover reveals worth obsessing over. Which release are you claiming for your TBR?

NO KINGS 2.0 A lil vid from MeidasTouch #wethepeople #protest #nokings #removetrump #arresttrump #removetrumpsregime

🙏🏼👩‍👦🎒🕊😔💔 In grieving the loss of Renee Good, we reflect on her now orphaned six year old son and how his life is forever changed: At age six, a child is navigating a major developmental transition, often called the "end of early childhood." It's a time when kids especially need moms.

Canada just revised its Digital Nomad visa rules for 2026 and the update actually matters. Clearer income thresholds. Defined guidance on permitted remote work activity. Up to 6 months in Canada with your existing foreign employer job. 👉️ www.y-axis.com/news/canada-... #CanadaDigitalNomad

ICYMI - An acoustic version of Prince’s 1982 track Free has dropped on streaming services. Styled as Fr33 (Acoustic) no additional information has been supplied (as yet?) however towards the end of the track Prince adapts the lyric to “2008, 2009, 2010, soldiers marching” #Prince #Prince4Ever

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Roditelji đaka Jovine gimnazije okupili su se danas ispred ministarstva prosvete u Beogradu. Oni zahtevaju sastanak sa ministrom prosvete.

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