I don't think I've shared the story of how I pirated my favorite ninja profile pic on Mastodon yet, so gather around kids & let me tell you about how I helped to defeat the evil #CyberNinjas of the #2020Election so I could appropriate this lovely ninja pic of […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

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Republicans have gone full Fascist in Texas trying to arrest their elected Democrat political opponents & install loyalist replacements for blocking their agenda by breaking quorum, but they can't Constitutionally pass any new laws to try actually doing that […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

The years long #CentralAmerica #NWS outbreak has been rapidly moving North thanks to man made global warming expanding their endemic range & that's unlikely to change anytime soon thanks to Republicans reversing all scientific climate change mitigations. The only […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

By definition "anarchism" literally excludes *ALL* other forms of government, which obviously includes Communism, Socialism, Representative Democracy, Fascism, etc, etc. Anarchists are only Anarchists, anything else is an irrational contradiction. Not that reason […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

To end our little story on a happy note, the CyberNinjas went bankrupt while Doug Logan fought to hide their internal communications in court. Doug shutdown the website but not before I saved a copy of the bankrupt CyberNinjas logo so I can remember that time I […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

Each #NWScrewworm egg can grow into 1 fly. A single female fly after mating once will usually lay 200-300 eggs on each animal, & an average of 3,000 over their lifespan. 2 Screwworm flies usually make 3,000. What are the odds Trump's #USDA inspector misses 2 tiny […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

CBP shot down a party balloon, not the "Mexican cartel" drone they claimed, with the military anti-aircraft laser weapon that the FAA decided was dangerous enough to shutdown a 10 nautical mile radius around Fort Bliss base from ground to 80k feet when they found […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

#Trump wants to destroy or privatize #weather satellites that already cost taxpayers "$750 million to design, build and launch" but only cost $15 million per year to provide critical data to Americans. Farmers & scientists are completely reliant on these already […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

In this week's episode of how to get caught liberating what should be public data Ex-#DoJ prosecutor is charged with sending sealed #JackSmith #TrumpFiles to personal email as “Bundt_Cake_Recipe.pdf”. 😂 2 big mistakes; using a *personal* email for alleged crimes […] [Original post on mstdn.party]

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It's Never Too Late to Start As a medical school professor, I used to tell patients that the best time to start exercising was 20 years ago. The science says otherwise. (1/6)

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Life got busy for Your Grandma Green and the Greenies, but we are back to share more silly and wholesome moments from our cozy corner of the internet. We missed you, Green Team! #grandma #selfcare #nature #outside #children

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Why are they shooting at unarmed civilians? Why are they terrorist??? Why are these people doing what the fucking governments should be doing!!!! #palestine #globalsumudflotilla

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This is horrific. Activists from the Global Sumud Flotilla are being zip tied and abused while being forced to listen to Israel’s national anthem. Itamar Ben Gvir attacks female activist and says: “welcome to hell, the summer camp is over” Where is the outrage leaders of the Western world?

Elmo's kid blurts it out, kids that age have zero filter. Trump admits it before and after the election. Don't think for one minute Elmo is sitting 2026 out.

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How many 17's? IYKYK. Look I only point this out to you to prove that we're right. Oh and to rub it in and say yes we told you so. Q+ 👇

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VIRAT KOHLI’S MINDBLOWING RECORD? 👀🔥 CSK without Dhoni as captain — 33% win rate MI without Rohit as captain — 39% win rate RCB without Kohli as captain — 87% win rate 😭💀 Difference toh clear hai bhai 😂 RCB fans after seeing this stat: “King for a reason” 👑🔥

Absolutely! Oh no! I forgot that Olaf has such a sweet tooth. I hope he doesn't gobble up the donut. lol Here is a nice selection for him to enjoy.

Coming to Screen Southasia in April 2026, filmmaker Anam Abbas takes viewers behind the scenes with the women organisers of 2020’s Aurat March in Pakistan. Sign up to watch from 1-8 April and stay tuned for details about a director Q&A at the end of its run : https://ow.ly/W8Ww50YytzY

Ryan & Rocky promote "Project Hail Mary". Try not to laugh. 😁 #projecthailmary #RyanGosling #rocky #humor

Mia Goth kept her divorce from Shia LaBeouf secret for an ENTIRE year. Why? Because she had Oscar campaigns and Marvel auditions to protect — and she wasn't about to let Hurricane LaBeouf blow that up. The Shia LaBeouf Mia Goth divorce is one of the most calculated career moves in Hollywood

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The flu season can last until April or May. This year’s flu shot is still your best protection against severe illness or hospitalization from flu. Learn more at health.maryland.gov/vaccines.

The Tesla Cybercab consumes so little energy that conventional EVs are made to look overweight by comparison. A rating of 165 Wh/mi has been achieved — making it the most efficient EV ever certified.

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🚨🎾 The Paris mood was caught even by Roland Garros tonight, as Frances Tiafoe and Jaime Faria were kept going back and forth past midnight.

NEW: A Colorado teacher describes his classroom before & after a bell-to-bell phone policy: "How rare is that in a high school, with teenagers?" Every Colorado district must have a phone policy by July 1. Make sure yours is a strong one: unplugplugin.org

How do you feel about direction of political conversation in the US? According to the Pew Research Center, you're severely in the minority if you think it's going well... #DisagreeHealthier

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“Before I thank God, I wanna say: ICE out. We’re not savage, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are human, and we are Americans.” — Bad Bunny

Why, yes! It’s those very same churches!

Don't Tell Me You Support the Survivors when you Republican leaders actively blocked any standalone floor vote to release the remaining Epstein records.

"I really like your art I wish you weren't a proshipper" THEY SAID

They don’t care….

21 give flare again, just as in previous matchups, and VB sparks it. Great, luxurious screen from Temi to catch Carleton (guarding VB as discussed) more effectively than in the previous game. Also note the weakside pindown from Salaün to draw away the help.

continuem tendo orgulho, nunca deixem de ser oque vocês são por causa de opinião alheia, happy pride month🧡

Lab grown chocolate. Finally. Thank you. Btw, the world produces 7 million metric tons a year, even on a bad harvest we have way more than enough for everyone. Where’s it going?

TONIGHT at 9:30 on SOPBS: Tommy Emmanuel CGP, Live at the Sydney Opera House SOPBS Members who contribute at certain levels can choose tickets to Tommy's performance in Grants Pass in April 2026. Make your contribution online at donate.sopbs.org/sopbs/donate

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Agree re betting pools, but as I said the polls you show are averages going back to summer 2025 AND @cademocrats.bsky.social debunked this bs. It won’t matter if Hilton is on the ballot with Becerra because Becerra will beat him by 30 to 40%. The only one who benefits is Tax Haven Tom

Should the UK introduce compulsory voting? "It disincentivises politicians from speaking to a narrow sector of the population". Jeremy Hunt on why he's changing his opinion on Australia's policy.

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Last, but sooo definitely not least, Angus McSix! If course, Angus has been kidnapped, so instead here's... Uhm. Alan? Badass? Larry? Sam? ... What was his name again? Oh right. HE IS ADAM MCSIX! (SIX!)

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SPIEF-2026: The "Russian Davos" that became a laughingstock 😿

Breakfast in bed for George our donkey but what about me?

Several years worth of jewelry can finally be repurposed into other projects rather than just rotting in a box ❤️ #upcycling #jewelry #beads #charms #reducereuserecycle