The best way to find out @kumail.bsky.social is actively on Bluesky is by having Alex Horne read out his actual, unfiltered Internet history on Taskmaster 🤣🙌🏼💖 (Also, wholesome sign from an adult male Hollywood star when their ~ogling~ searches are for “mature” women, not “barely legal” ones, ngl)

Reaaally bad (my hand tremors were hella bad at that point, I’d been sculpting tiny braid bits for hours) video of the (pretty decent maybe?) work I got done on transforming the BTS boys into HUNTR/X last night, but shows all 3! Gotta wait for them to dry out before I can do more. #KPopDemonHunters

Attempting to get the Sausagecat to look happy is generally a fruitless endeavor if there’s a camera in the vicinity… #VideoDescription: a black and white tuxedo #cat looking grumpy but still wanting pets, rubbing her face against my (tattooed, olive-skinned) hand and purring very quietly.

And in case you needed some more feline cuteness by proxy to improve your Monday, here’s Sausagecat climbing into her freshly-changed blanket nest for the first time since I washed it (and not giving af about it, just licking treat dust off my fingers until it tickles too much to endure. 😂😭😂)

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In addition to #Kakuriyo s2’s art being *unconscionably hideous*, the English translation is hella clunky and trite. Even as somebody who just wrote “unconscionably” without thinking about it, the vocabulary is overwrought as hell. I know it’s been 7 years, but did the whole original team DIE? 😩😭🤌🏼🤌🏼

Drop some BOOTS 👢🖤🎿

a hue for every letter of the alphabet: ✨💜 A is for Amethyst 💜✨ This color name comes from amethysts, the purple variant of quartz crystals. It’s a deep, rich, cool purple hue that leans just a little towards the blue side of things. #amethyst #purple #PurpleAesthetic #stimboard #colors

Just a quick peek at where things were at before my alterations yesterday~ Pictures of updated versions to come soon (currently too dizzy from showering to hold a camera) #VideoDescription: me showing the progress on my air dry clay-altered Huntrix figures yesterday, before the day’s work on them

Today’s full #Colorado #cloudscape! The #rainbows are fairly close to the end (given that they appeared at sunset), but the whole day was a beautiful sea of roiling #stormclouds! Watch the #sky with me? 🤩🏔️⛈️🌳🌈🌈✨ #NaturePhotography #TimeLapsePhotography #skyscape #Denver #stormwatching #clouds

Before the research, there was music. Thomas LaVeist grew up surrounded by jazz, classical, and Caribbean sounds —a foundation that never left. #TheSkinYoureIn

Trump notes that demonstrating at his rallies is "dangerous" and adds sarcastically, "I like things that aren't dangerous. I don't like to see people get whacked. So don't do it."

Americans are suffering under skyrocketing gas prices and the President of our country doesn’t give a damn.

You Already Missed the Real Election Everyone stresses over November, but the real VIP list gets locked in early. If you're skipping the primaries, you're letting everyone else pick your politicians. 🗳️🪩 #Politics #Voting #Democracy #Edutainment Follow for more

I attended another successful public town hall open to everyone. No matter your party—Democrat, Republican, or independent—I’m always honored to hear directly from Granite Staters. This campaign is about putting power back in the hands of the people of New Hampshire. #nhpolitics

Happy Friday from the Leicester Clinical Trials Unit! Here's last week's good news 👇 (2/2)] @easyas-trial.bsky.social @coloprevent.bsky.social

First Past the Post keeps promising stability and delivering chaos. Governments are elected on a minority of the vote. They impose their agenda without listening to or negotiating with anyone. They fail and collapse. Rinse and repeat. There is a better way. It's time for PR.

End of a He-Man episode vibes for sure. 😂😂😂😂

Call to Activism- Joe Gallina 🚨TRUMP TWISTS THE POPE’S WORDS: When asked what message Trump has for the Pope when Marco Rubio visits, he suggests the pope WANTS IRAN TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. This is pure evil.

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Two good things. Number 1: Anytime you sit or stand directly on our planet it’s like being held by our mother earth. Number 2: observing nature in outdoor light. Even if it’s cloudy, being outside, helps your body set its circadian rhythms and energizes us. #health #healthy #nature #outside #advice

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Even if the Donovan Mitchell-James Harden tunnel altercation was AI slop, I wouldn't blame him after efforts like this, in an elimination game. 🥴 #NBA #NYKvsCLE #KnicksVsCavs #EasternConferenceFinals #NBAFinals #NBASky

Chat and I keep calling out the mistakes the captions make and I think this time it had had enough XD Catch me live on Twitch most Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Sundays! twitch.tv/deviant_nails_ #twitch #vtuber #dinotuber #ankylosaurus

“It is an ending of a chapter, but the book’s not done.” Sam and Becky on Lindsey Heaps being an American trailblazer with plenty more pages left in her football journey ⚽📕

NOT TODAY, PLAY THE MUSIC

Under our Constitution, the United States House of Representatives was designed to be the part of our federal government closest to the People—and that’s exactly how I have worked and always will work to represent you.

Brimming with power moves and ultra stiff strikes, Hayter vs Thekla delivered 17 minutes of hard hitting action. The ending came out of nowhere, but it left the door wide open for a big rematch. This kick and the subsequent head butt looked incredible. #aew #aewdynasty

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

. . . Black Man Smile! #neuehouse @shirleychisholm.bsky.social @producestories.bsky.social | Co-Producing experiences @neuehouse . . . Storytelling is the Revolution ™️ #barbaramgmt | photography #castilloalec

Reconstruction was the first real attempt to build a multiracial democracy in America. That we abandoned it over a century ago is exactly why we must take up that work again now. The moment is now. It has never been more urgent.

Wistikles | Taiwan has overtaken Canada to become the world’s 6th-largest stock market, driven by the AI boom and Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company’s $1.8T surge in chip dominance. #wistikles #canada #Taiwan #StockMarket #GlobalMarkets #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #TSMC #Semiconductors

Switzer, Logan County — sitting up north of Logan town along the kind of road that doesnt make it onto most maps. #SwitzerWestVirginia #SwitzerLoganCounty #LoganCountyWestVirginia #WVbackroads #GuyandotteRiver #southernWestVirginia #GermanAppalachia #ScotsIrishAppalachia

🎬 Reel vs. Real: Ghosts of Mississippi 🕯️ The 1996 film dramatizes the long-delayed prosecution of Medgar Evers’ killer. But beneath the courtroom speeches lies a deeper truth: the original failure wasn’t just legal — it was structural.

DONALD TRUMP YOU HAVE GIVING THE TAX PAYERS MONEY THAT HAS SAVED TRILLIONS OF HUMANITY LIVES FOR 200 YEARS(USAID) TO BAIL OUT ARGENTINA. EVERY PROJECT YOU DJT HAS GOING ON. PEOPLE ARE DIEING WITHOUT HEALTHCARE. NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT AFFORD GAS. BASICALLY HAVE A LIFE. YOU KNOW THE AMERICAN DREAM.!!!

JAMES RICKARDS: This is a game of chicken. Iran is under stress, but the global economy is under more. If you're Iran, why crack before the global economy does? That's their leverage.

Finding Our Place in God’s Plan: Gospel Study with Dale Lawton Dale Lawton uses the stories and covenants of the Old Testament to look at how church members can be more open to working with other communities to do good in the world. www.dialoguejournal.com/podcasts/fin...

damn were was the rest of this thing

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt explains how the US-Iran war is going for all you brainless losers who didn't understand the President's amazing speech yesterday! youtu.be/TJVEiGu4-Yc?...

Which Nickelodeon Universe ride at the Mall of America is your favorite?

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Caerphilly, contea del Galles, una madre e suo figlio, in meno di un minuto, sottolineano la nocività della propaganda antimigratoria di Reform UK. Questo non è patriottismo. È xenofobia.

HE'S USING TAX PAYER DOLLARS FOR WHAT?!?

Looking forward to the blood moon tonight

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The train station is up there. This is Jungfraujoch—a real station reaching an altitude of 3500 meters.

Have You Met the Nubi Goat Yet? New update, new adventures! Don't miss out. 🌿 Patch Friends of the Forest Patch Notes: bitcraftonline.com/news/patch-n... #BitCraft #FriendsOfTheForest #GameUpdate #Gamedev #Gamingshorts

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim @grimpublishing.bsky.social Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Glory to Ukraine and its warriors 🇺🇦 Death to the enemies🔥

Alex Freeland vibrating his belt #Dodgers

#MAGA #Patriotism #DV1 #ProudBlue We need to reclaim and redefine what it means to be a ‘patriot’ #Patriotism vs #Fandom 🇺🇸 Real patriots defend the Constitution, they don't audition for a cult. Blind worship isn't love of country, it's submissive fandom. Put down the flag and read the document.

…pro tip: straight alcohol will lower the blood sugar…

I looked back at my Colorful Freestyle Challenge from 2023 and...I'm so confused as to why no one even ENTERED to participate in that challenge. Am I...that good of a VTube Rapper or was I just not known enough in the VTuber space? Please feel free to let me know what you think.

How do you just “move the people out” of THEIR land, Jared

Das hat auch System. Das wurde auch hierzulande so ausgebaut.

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#Trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #Poetry Don Snoreleone Is the Nodfather

How To Do Right Muscle Ups | Shredded Dad #homegym #garagegym #muscleups

Pedodent Donald... thank you for your attention to this matter.

"How can the BBC be independent & impartial when Tories hand-picked some of its board? In 2021, Boris Johnson appointed Gibb -a self-described 'proper Thatcherite' - to the BBC board. Now, Gibb is at the centre of the bias scandal that is tearing the corporation apart." By @rivkahbrown.bsky.social