Kid slipped on a banana speell.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

At first, we thought it was adorable that he made his momma a crown out of blocks because he sees her as a queen. Only later did we realize it was less a “royal coronation” and more of a “Taekwondo sparring helmet” situation.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

‘Madman persona is getting A LOT weirder’：Nicolle reacts to Trump’s concerning AI post about SEWAGE [Edit] Trump's visit to China after another late night posting spree, erratic behavior, opportunity to seize on the "political decay" May 12, 2026 www.ms.now/deadline-whi... Deadline: White House

Jeanine Pirro, the United States attorney for the District of Columbia, was stumped Monday when a reporter asked if taxpayer dollars should go to pay allies of President Donald Trump — including Capitol rioters — who feel they were victims of “weaponization” by the Biden administration.

Ikegami Honmon-ji Temple. Japan #Japan #Nippon

Kayleigh McEnany described Joe Biden but could easily be describing President Trump - a president who is not adequate to do the job. A president that made disastrous decisions that could have ramifications on the American people.

France’s colonial brutality in Vietnam. Palestine sees the same face. The West never changes -only the flag does.

🎅 As we move into the holiday season just remember that your financial struggles, rising costs, and empty bank account are all figments of your imagination. It's all in your head according to Dear Lëader 👌 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. --DJT 🎄☃️ #TrumpTradeWar #TrumpTax #FDT

More on the incoming DHS Secretary- Sen. Mullin ran his campaign for US Senate emphasizing traditional values. Oklahomans may remember this ad where he used his own children to take aim at trans athletes.

On "Make Me Smart," host Reema Khrais shares what life looks like for her family members in Gaza right now. And, we’ll get into the growing international pressure on Israel to lift barriers that organizations have faced in delivering aid: https://mktplc.org/4lP4pUd

FIFA president Gianni Infantino is under fire as calls to boycott the World Cup grow louder. Is FIFA choosing money and host demands over global pressure and football’s values? #FIFA #WorldCup #Infantino #FootballPolitics #BoycottWorldCup #BCNSports #FootballDebate #SoccerNews #SportsPolitics

Cutting down the nose tubes in the rubber hood is OK, thought I'll try it with my leather muzzle.... feels great. You know that moment when you begin to drift away! 🤤 Just needed someone to pull on that D-ring! 🥵 #bdsm

“Stay to play” schemes should be illegal—they ripoff families with kids on youth sports travel teams, forcing them to overpay for hotels. My bill will ban it.

#MemorialDay please check this out … History of memorial Day in the United States

To all the strong, amazing women out there! Happy International Women's Day!

⭕ Des bulldozers de l'occupation #Israélienne démolissent une maison #Palestinienne dans la ville de #Nahalin, en #Cisjordanie occupée. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

BEAUTIFUL HINA: 払腰 (HARAI-GOSHI) | Judo sweeping hip throw #STARDOM 🤼‍♂️

SALAAAAAAH!!!!!! 1-1

While Wally’s still in surgery, I am distracting myself with this #wontlookwednesday clip from last year. Sharing now with #Wally ‘s #dogsofbluesky pack as he would wish. The surgeon DID call me an hour ago to let me know that he is doing well. 🥹 more soon 🤷🏼‍♀️ ~Maw

We knew they’d get there, they’re professionals. Shop the Players’ Edition drop exclusively at the Black and Blue Team Store in Section 27 tomorrow.

Shelly Kittleson, the American journalist kidnapped in Iraq last week, has reportedly been released. AP and other outlets said she was freed Tuesday afternoon. Earlier on Tuesday, the Iran-backed militia group Kataib Hezbollah said it would release Kittleson so long as she leaves Iraq immediately.

As authors, we love our readers and meeting/alking to you. We do book events and love them, but they're exhausting. We are "on" the entire time, which is extra hard for more introverted authors- and most authors ARE introverted. Please treat authors you meet with grace at events. #booksky

Time dilation is wonky, man… #space #science #education

🗣️ “Our European partners have been calling us laggards for a long time,” 🗣️ “They’re giving people incentives to put solar panels on their roof… we’re giving absolute pittance,” @michaelcindtd.bsky.social | #TonightVMTV

Rammstein - Rosenrot Álbum: Rosenrot (2008) Sello: Not On Label (Rammstein) #Rammstein #Rosenrot #Rock #HardRock

This guy thinks you are SO STUPID that you will believe anything he says including this. Yeah, that's what doctors wear, Mr. Emperor and I love your new clothes!!!!

Analysts project oil won't fall below $70/barrel until 2032, meaning sub-$3 gas prices are at least 6 years away.

Beans and peas can SMD

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🧠 Happy #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek! Did you know physical fitness can influence your mental wellbeing AND cognitive performance? Explore UCL’s Active Minds research 👇 https://bit.ly/4tppKaq @uclmedsci.bsky.social @theiseh.bsky.social #MentalHealth #UCLMentalHealth

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‎The passion is high! People of Gilgit-Baltistan are determined to make their voices heard and to own their own future! ‎⁦‪#GBKaptaanKa‬⁩ ‎⁧‫#گلگت_بلتستان_کپتان_کا‬⁩ ‎

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Thank you Julie 💙

My sincere message to comedian Esteban Gast’s parents. Not everyone needs to become an attorney to make a difference, but everyone can do something. Watch the full episode at: m.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNi... @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social

POV: Every girl needs this reminder during her period. Watch till the end for 5 important things you should never ignore. #PeriodTalk #MenstrualHealth #FYP #GirlsTalk

Salutations all, I was painting today and realised I kept using my hand for testing colours instead of my palette, and was curious if anyone else also does this or uses a different technique? #artist #painting #dailypost #arttechniques #artequiptment

Don’t be such a baby #fyp #dentist #saxophone #wlw #couplescomedy

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: Democrats can take back the Senate, but it doesn't happen without Michigan. Win here, and we put an actual check on Trump's rogue agenda. Lose here, and he has no guardrails. It's that simple.

The SCORE Act is a union-busting bill that would diminish the voices and job protections of college athletes. College athletes are workers, too. They put in unmatched effort so schools can rake in millions. Congress must reject the SCORE Act and protect athletes’ NIL rights.

Українка Ярослава Магучіх здобула перемогу в стрибках у висоту на третьому етапі «Діамантової ліги» в мароканському Рабаті.

HE’S BACK!!! LE CHAMPION!!! THE DEMOGOD!!! THE LEARNING TREE!!! CHRIS JERICHO!!! #chrisjericho #aew #dynamite #aewdynamite #wrestlesky #wrestling #wrestlingalldayallnight

French forces seized the sanctioned tanker Tagor in the Atlantic as it sailed from Russia, Macron said. He said the operation was carried out in open waters with several partners, including the UK. Macron said ships evading sanctions help finance Russia’s war against Ukraine. #France

If you’re wondering why we have pride.

We have way too much fun talking about awfully scary things on our podcast! Be sure to check out our full episodes on our YouTube! Or listen wherever you get your podcasts! Osgood Perkins Film 🎥 The Blackcoat’s Daughter - “You Smell Pretty” Episode NOW AVAILABLE on YouTube!

Why do Republicans hate cute babies? They constantly bleat about "the unborn" but refuse to help actual, living children. As a new dad, I'm suddenly thinking a lot about childcare. In Congress, I'll fight for universal childcare and Pre-K to make it easier for you to have a family.

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Our pet hedgehog has the zoomies. 🦔

Martin Fendrych 𝕏🔁 @verejnopravne_@twitter.com: Dnes jsme do České televize a Českého rozhlasu vyrazili v černém a symbolicky za pět minut dvanáct vzkazujeme: veřejnoprávní média jsme odhodlaní bránit! Nechceme, aby veřejnoprávní televize a rozhlas, které […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

How big is the gap between Roldan/Mckennie & Berhalter/Adams? Can all four midfielders be ready when called upon? Who will start in the USMNT midfield?

Sara Errani and Andrea Vavassori win the French Open mixed doubles title, defeating Gabriela Dabrowski and Evan King in the final

USA 🇺🇸 Alex Jones, influenceur pro-Trump, déclare désormais ouvertement que, selon lui, le Président Américain est touché de démence. Les ruptures se multiplient entre les influenceurs MAGA et le Président des États-Unis.