Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltbienentag". Bienen sind nicht nur lebenswichtig für die Umwelt, sie machen auch die Imker reich und bescheren uns den süßen Honig. Darauf ein Honigkuchenpferd! Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Hamburgers". Damit ist wohl die Speise gemeint. Als Alien verwechsle ich das beim Essen manchmal. Dann rufe ich gleich beim Besitzer des nächsten Imbisswagens an und empfehle ihm, vor meiner Wohnung zu parken. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Ehrentag der Fledermaus". Dann suche ich mal die nächste Höhle auf und bin gespannt, ob ich eine sehe. Also auf ins Batmobil ☝️ Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Einhorns". Etwas von den magischen Pillen und schon ist es da. Dann reiten wir mal etwas durch den Zauberwald. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Ehrentag der Pflanze". Ich habe zwar keinen eigenen Garten wie im Video, aber meine Eltern. Früher musste ich natürlich bei der Gartenarbeit helfen. Heute pflege ich eine Plastikblume. Werde sie gleich mal gießen. Schönen Montag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Rettet-die-Frösche-Tag". Ich werde mich einfach der nächsten Froschwanderung anschließen und übe bis dahin, Fliegen mit der Zunge zu fangen. Allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶 *Hinweis zum Video: Die KI hat Probleme mit dem Wort "Frösche".

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Erde". Ich weiß noch, wie ich sie damals entdeckt habe, als ich einsam durch das All flog und dann hier gelandet bin. Ein schöner Planet. Nur die Bewohner sind manchmal etwas seltsam. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Delfine". Wird Zeit, bei der Krankenkasse mal wieder wegen einer Delfin-Therapie anzufragen. Letztes mal haben die mir nur eine Dose Thunfisch geschickt. Wünsche allen noch einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der bemannten Raumfahrt". Da ich die Artemis 2 nicht mehr besuchen kann, fliege ich mit meinem Raumschiff heute mal wieder den Mars besuchen. Es ist schön ruhig da. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

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Trump promised to lower costs on day one. On day 464: An illegal war with Iran is costing $1BILLION a day Families are squeezed by rising grocery and housing costs Gas prices hit a new high @warren.senate.gov: “People are stretching themselves to the brink just to pay their bills.”

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I didn’t know AI could have a stroke. This wrestling slop channel, which uses AI for everything, has audio issues. This is the most incredible thing I’ve encountered in quite some time.

Why Iran? Why now? What is the end goal? Americans deserve answers.

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Democracy has been the lifeline, which keeps us healthy, safe, relevant and alive. If we don't recognize this and react accordingly, Democracy is Going to Pack Up and Walk Out on Us!!

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might be one of the greatest segments in Inside the NBA history

"The UK needs to get in a mindset now of being a hot country... We are going to have to get used to living in a world which is up to 40 degrees quite often, and in that world we have to have aircon whether it's using energy or not." 📺 @samalvis.bsky.social on BBC News 👇

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As the Spurs’ Western Conference semifinals series shifts to San Antonio for Game 5 tonight, all eyes will be on Victor Wembanyama. (This Spurs playoff coverage brought to you by Texas Law Guns, Villarreal & Begum.) bit.ly/4npX4vK

Jake Hager just debuted in some professional (very loose use of the term) slap league and invoked the name of Tony Khan. Bro it aint TKs fault a hat was more over than you, leave the man alone 😭 #AEW 🤼‍♂️

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Carolina goal! Scored by Shayne Gostisbehere with 11:36 remaining in the 1st period. Assisted by Mark Jankowski and Eric Robinson. Montreal: 0 Carolina: 1 #CARvsMTL #GoHabsGo #SoundTheSiren

A family of four now spends up to $1,600 a month just on groceries. That’s a mortgage payment. That’s a car note. That’s what Trump’s economy actually costs regular people while billionaires cash out. This is not normal. Don’t let them tell you it is. #WeCantAffordTrump #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

No words. Fox Host expresses alarm b/c we haven't seen or heard from any of the Iranian people & asks Trump if he knows if they have drinking water or food. Trump's response? "Do you remember when we had lunch years ago at Trump Tower? You have not changed. You may be even better looking."

My favorite shot of the #Marathon Triage cinematic www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgry...

COLONIALISM AND RELIGION ARE THE ROOT OF ALL THINGS EVIL.

No energy, no chips. No chips, no AI. The Iran war is putting Taiwan and Korea’s production at risk within months. zurl.co/cUweo #AI #SupplyShock #GoodRevenue

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I secured $1 million for the San Juan County Fire department to purchase a new ladder fire truck to keep our communities safe. This is how we should be using federal dollars, investing in our communities.

Fun times in Union Square NYC at the Million Mushroom March. Don't know this band's name but they are tearing it up.

No siempre a la madres les hacen gracia nuestras celebraciones sorpresa.  Feliz día a todas. #ElSonidoDeLaCaída 🕳️ YA EN CINES

Mick Foley tribute on the pod this week. Three falls in his career that defined hardcore, two of the most legendary moments in WrestleMania history, and a body destroyed in service of the art. He IS the GOAT. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/oLiMCC #TNA

*Mind controls you to watch UKSG Red 2026* Our next runner isn't concerned with the wellbeing of his fellow Mudokons as l1ndblum runs #Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee - Maximum Casualties (Unrestricted) at #UKSGRed26 Cause some casualities over at twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

It’s taken me about a week to process and find the words for this particular dystopian moment. youtu.be/9d2RklA0KE0?...

Just reminding you that we don’t need data centers, that if we boycotted them in big enough numbers they would go bankrupt and shut them down, and that they WILL bring about our demise. The question is, are we so spoiled and selfish that we will let it happen.

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We need a productivity miracle to get out of the financial mess we're in. The only thing I can see big enough to do it is A.I. But if the gains are concentrated at the top (like usual), the gains will be effectively useless for our larger collective problem.

We've hit so many of our match goals today, and you've helped to finish off our food fundraiser too. Thank you all for keeping the momentum up! ❤️ #KSAR #animalrescue #charity #allpawsmatter #dogsofbluesky

On the day multiple media organizations reported on a video showing a U.S. Tomahawk missile killing dozens of children in an Iranian elementary school, the White House's meme strategists posted a missile video soundtracked by Nelly's "Here Comes the Boom" wapo.st/3NhffGm

The Pentagon has never passed a single audit. via @findoutmedia

"Everybody Remember where we parked." Will always love that Kirk line,always one that makes me chuckle and gotta love his Colorful Metaphor used when that Taxi Cab Driver tells him to watch where he's going "The Rest of you Break Up, You look like a Cadet Review." #StarTrekTOS #StarTrek #Treksky

She stood before the Tiger King with a truth no one else dared to speak. In a hall built for power, one girl carried the words that could change the kingdom. #AIStory #AIVideo #FantasyStory #MedievalFantasy #TigerKing #CinematicAI #AIShorts #FantasyReels #Storytelling #AIClips

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What is everyone reading rn? Here's what I read in January. I like a little #mmromance. Got any suggestions? I'm down. #booktok #romancewriter #bts

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Shiny Money's reaction at seeing his house boat sunk because of Trish & Dez is priceless.😂😂 Those two always cause a lot of trouble for him. #AustinandAlly #Disney

I made a #furry magazine from my #indiegame into a real thing :3

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“My best guess is we’re actually going to see more disruption from jobs that have historically been called white collar jobs.” Sen. Todd Young says that workers who deal in words and data may face more disruption — and says Congress needs policy that supports both existing industries and new jobs.

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