Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Backens". Natürlich war ich da schon fleißig und habe mir für den Sonntag ein knuspriges Schwarzbrot gebacken. Das passiert mir immer, wenn ich zu viel Mehl schnüffle. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Vanillepuddings". Ich mag ihn ja, aber im Supermarkt verkaufen die ihn immer in so kleinen Bechern. Davon werde ich doch nicht satt. Ich will darin baden können! Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Mai-Sonne". Die scheint wirklich gerade. Laut allwissender Wetter App soll es sich nachher zwar etwas bewölken, aber erst heute Abend leicht regnen. Dann lege ich mich mal mit einem Eistee in Nachbars Garten. Einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Golfer". Ein schöner Sport. Man ist an der frischen Luft, hat Bewegung und braucht Geduld. Perfekt für mich 😁 Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Doppelgänger". Da ich keinen Doppelgänger von mir gefunden habe, musste ich mich mit aussermenschlichen Technik klonen. Nun sitzt mein "Doppelgänger" neben mir auf der Couch, schaut Netflix und frisst den Kühlschrank leer. Schönen Montag 🫶

Guten Tag 🖖☕️ Ich habe etwas lange in den Mai geschlafen, aber der Auftritt zum "Welttag des Jazz" war gestern sehr anstrengend. Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Tuba" und ich trete noch mal mit meiner Band auf. Wünsche allen einen schönen 1. Mai 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🫖 Heute ist "Internationaler Tee-Tag". Da werde ich gleich mal meine Pflicht tun und Eistee machen oder ich mische eine Teestube auf. Schade, dass ich gerade keine Teewurst habe. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltlachtag". Da sollte ich mal etwas an meiner Comedy-Karriere arbeiten. Mit irgendwas muss ich ja mal Erfolg haben. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Hamburgers". Damit ist wohl die Speise gemeint. Als Alien verwechsle ich das beim Essen manchmal. Dann rufe ich gleich beim Besitzer des nächsten Imbisswagens an und empfehle ihm, vor meiner Wohnung zu parken. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Cool Podcast Reviewed Mighty! Thank you so much to Josh & Simon from the Time Zones and Time Meters Podcast for reacting to Mighty One Man Band’s music! You can hear the moment it hits! Full reaction on their YouTube channel: youtu.be/DElJ_SyTso0?... #Podcast #MusicReview #BandReaction

EU Economy Chief Dombrovskis: We paid quite a dire economic price for our dependency on Russian energy. There's no going back to this. We took strategic decisions to move away from Russian oil and gas completely. And we need to strengthen sanctions against Russia, not ease them.

Trump I did that stickers are popping up at gas pumps. #ididthat #gasstation #gas #trump

🇺🇸Trump: "I think if Democrats took control of the Congress... and let’s say took control of the country, I think that this country’s finished. These people are sick.”

Trump promised to lower costs on day one. On day 464: An illegal war with Iran is costing $1BILLION a day Families are squeezed by rising grocery and housing costs Gas prices hit a new high @warren.senate.gov: “People are stretching themselves to the brink just to pay their bills.”

Today in Tuapse, Ukrainian drones attacked an oil refinery 🇺🇦💪 A major fire broke out in the storage tank area. A large number of UAVs were heading toward the city ☺️ Beautiful 🥰🥰🥰 #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #SupportUkraine #UkrainianDrone #Drone #Tuapse #OilRefinery #RussianOil

This breathtaking video shows a Falcon 9 launch viewed by night from an airplane cockpit. [📹 Edgardo German] Original post

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The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce First Mining Gold Corp. (OTCQX: FFMGF | TSX: FF) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Virtual Investor Conference (OTC Markets Group) on Wednesday, May 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM EDT. B2i Digital is not a broker-dealer or investment adviser

Why Iran? Why now? What is the end goal? Americans deserve answers.

Wer nur ARD und ZDF, oder den Gossen Rundfunk allgemein Konsumiert, wird 20 mal gespritzt und dumm Sterben.

been away for a minute, always a busy time of year for me, but this year it is double busy as i am in the middle of moving into a new place. thought i would say hi and show this neat little flute i made years back that turned up while packing. #clay #pottery #flute #handmade #nature #healingvibes

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Dan gives his opinion on the 'Yemen UAP' video shown during the recent US hearing. Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/-EO7sNk91_o Remember to be curious - the universe is bigger than we know!

Caseoh is a god amongst us all! lol 😂

The Federal Reserve decided to hold its key interest rate steady at its latest meeting on Wednesday. Here’s what that means for consumers and businesses.

Over the past week, Russia launched nearly 1,750 attack drones, 1,530 guided bombs, and 39 missiles at Ukraine. Thousands of strikes targeted civilians and critical infrastructure, including energy facilities and residential areas, leaving cities damaged and people under constant threat.

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Working on adding more visuals that show you that the ships are at critical damage. More will be added, but now we've got smoke columns! Here's a bit of gameplay to showcase it! Wishlist on Steam 🏴‍☠️: store.steampowered.com/app/3225320/... #oceansurvivors #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

Quite a Talion job we did for today’s stream, didn’t we? A Slashing success! An absolute blast! We’ll be back with more Sword-swinging action in Shadow Of War Next Wed  See Y'all Tomorrow 🧡 We Sent The Undisputed Kingdom Love to ThatDarthLady www.twitch.tv/thatdarth

The difference between discipline and disorder can be a fine line... especially when talking about eating disorders. Learn more from Kyle Ridley on Men Talking Mindfulness👇 🔗 youtu.be/PEXNzUbSnD4?...

Red Dress Party at the Palm Springs Air Museum did not disappoint. Warm air, electric energy, incredible lewks, and all the heart. 💃🏻 So proud to support The Center! 🏳️‍🌈 #RDDR2026 #RedDressParty #PalmSprings #RedDress #TheCenterCV

New Mexicans deserve a senator that will fight for them! Did you know there's a list of 21 bills with over 80% approval nationally, that STILL haven't been passed? This is absolutely shameful! #TooPissedOffToBeBoughtOff #MattDodsonforUSSenate #WorkersOverBillionaires #VoteNewMexico

I secured $1 million for the San Juan County Fire department to purchase a new ladder fire truck to keep our communities safe. This is how we should be using federal dollars, investing in our communities.

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Mick Foley tribute on the pod this week. Three falls in his career that defined hardcore, two of the most legendary moments in WrestleMania history, and a body destroyed in service of the art. He IS the GOAT. Full breakdown on BC Wrestle Pod Network. 🎙️ https://linktw.in/oLiMCC #TNA

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Veterans' disability claim denial rates are up, and the data we received from VA this month shows that. We should never sacrifice the type of care we provide veterans, especially when examining their paperwork to decide their disability benefits. See the numbers for yourself.

📸EXTRAS📸 Really happy with my villager island so far 🔗 STREAMS & SOCIALS 🌐 linktr.ee/lamecast #disney #disneydreamlightvalley #dreamlightvalley #cozygaming #gamergirl #smallstreamer #dreamlightvalley #disneydreamlight #disneygame #disneygaming #disneystream

Watch out for hidden fixed costs in your commercial lease agreement! They can quickly eat up your construction budget. Always review carefully before starting your fit-out. 🏢📄 #CommercialRealEstate #BusinessTips

#InFocus 🌍 The Return and Reintegration Facility Expert Conference highlighted the need for evidence-based action and dialogue, as return and reintegration become central to the EU migration agenda. 🔗 Learn more and explore the Return and Reintegration Facility (RRF): www.icmpd.org/news/strengt...

Trump on his vision for a $1 billion+ White House ballroom: "Cocktails, everything. And then they go into the dinner."

Meet Bertha, the coordinator at a WCK meal site in Haiti.📍 Her community has been hit hard—homes destroyed, families left with nothing, security concerns making daily life even harder. But she shows up every day, making sure no one goes without a meal. #ChefsForHaiti

Ámsterdam fue cuna de grandes artistas como Rembrandt y Vermeer, cuyas obras se conservan en el Rijksmuseum, uno de los museos más importantes de Europa. El Museo Van Gogh alberga la colección más grande del pintor, mostrando su evolución emocional y artística.

Everyone please enjoy this dad joke from TikTok.

This scene always makes my little heart swell. The music is so pure.

"What would you do in your first 30 days as Harris County Judge?” Had a wonderful interview with Que Onda Magazine this morning, muchas gracias!

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Over 6000 delegates from 189 countries came together at #WD2026, 400 endorsements backed the Melbourne Declaration, and partners and delegates made commitments to continue this work. Join the collective effort, endorse the Declaration: https://bit.ly/4sVAAUR

Trump is golfing again today at another Trump property. These trips add up costing taxpayers millions. Why doesn’t the GOP cut these trips instead of food assistance for poor children?

You aren’t just washing vegetables—you are running border control for your own biology. 🛃🥦 We can't always control the massive industrial supply chains delivering food to our cities, but we hold absolute sovereignty over the final filter before it enters our system. Watch the breakdown below🧵

🔴 More support is urgently needed in #SouthSudan - before today's emergency becomes tomorrow's famine. WFP's Ross Smith breaks down what's happening and what's needed now ⤵️

🇲🇹 Malta'daki havai fişek fabrikasında henüz belirlenemeyen bir sebeple yangın çıktı. 💥 Şiddetli patlam can kaybına dair endişeleri artırdı.

Supporters of PSG football club marched through Munich chanting “We are all the children of Gaza” just hours before the UEFA Champions League Final 31.5.25. PSG fans carried Palestinian flags as they protested against Jizzrael’s ongoing genocide in Gaza. #PSGChampions 🇫🇷 #AllHeroesDontWearCapes 🇵🇸

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As temperatures climb and sunshine returns to the Tri-State, Cincinnati's Lazarus lizards are once again emerging to bask on sidewalks, retaining walls, and driveways. Their presence in Greater Cincinnati can be traced back more than 70 years: https://bit.ly/4fWFTAk

🇱🇧🇮🇱 L'inquiétude règne à #Beyrouth depuis qu'#Israël a annoncé vouloir frapper la capitale #libanaise.