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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Jazz". Dann versuche ich mal, eine Musikkarriere im Jazz-Mileu aufzubauen. Da werde ich sicher reich. Wie alle Jazzmusiker. Wünsche einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Esel". Sie wissen ja: "Über 7 Eselsbrücken musst du geh'n..." Da ich kaum geschlafen habe, lege ich mich noch mal auf's Eselsohr. Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Rettet-die-Frösche-Tag". Ich werde mich einfach der nächsten Froschwanderung anschließen und übe bis dahin, Fliegen mit der Zunge zu fangen. Allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶 *Hinweis zum Video: Die KI hat Probleme mit dem Wort "Frösche".

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Noch ein frohes und besinnliches Osterfest. Wünsche einen schönen Nachmittag 🍀🐇🥚

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Einhorns". Etwas von den magischen Pillen und schon ist es da. Dann reiten wir mal etwas durch den Zauberwald. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Schlecht geschlafen (Rücken). Habe schon eine Ibu 800 gefrühstückt. Egal, heute ist "Tag der Gurke". So ein Gurkenglas werde ich ja wohl noch öffnen können 👀 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

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Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Ehrentag der Pflanze". Ich habe zwar keinen eigenen Garten wie im Video, aber meine Eltern. Früher musste ich natürlich bei der Gartenarbeit helfen. Heute pflege ich eine Plastikblume. Werde sie gleich mal gießen. Schönen Montag 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Apfelkuchens". Das erinnert mich an eine Szene aus dem Film "American Pie" und das erinnert mich daran, dass ich alt bin. Teil 1 ist übrigens von 1999 und man sollte ihn kennen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

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Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Star Wars Day". Da habe ich mal wieder einen alten Freund auf Dagobah besucht. Er wollte mich sogar zum Jedi-Ritter ausbilden, aber mein Bein tut weh. Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart. Möge die Macht mit dir sein! 🫶

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